The Bar

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:23 pm

Drinking, Bar TOONZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:29 pm

I'll brew up a special one for ya ThisIs

Amos Sanctuary for the next 20 minutes, and then going into f r e e s t y l e...(grabs cup, ((gulp))...ahhh)

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:41 pm

Nice!!

I gotta go move a couple of trailers around..... Be back in a short while.......

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:42 pm

*sets up the bar for an eve of kewl tunes*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:45 pm

well we moved trailers around, and I painted half the bathroom listening to kewl mix from Cc!!!

Had to get rid of this horrid yellow, the tan I painted almost looked like a gawd awful purple next to the yellow...whew, got most of the yellow hidden and the tan looks tan!
Got scared for a second there....so sitting here havin a cocktail, waiting for paint to dry...hahaha

we'll see if 2nd layer gets done tonight...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:39 pm

HoHum..... not a lotta barpeeps......

Guess we'll jus go dance around nakei, with our own selves......
Party on!!!!...

myredcarpet · Post by **myredcarpet** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:58 pm

YAY ~ nekkid time!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:36 am

Wow Look at that clothes everywhere. Musta been fun. Well I think I will just pour a beer and relax a little.

(zips a bottle cap through a large mouse hole)

Hey! What are you guys doing in there?

a small cleaning robot peeks out of the mouse hole. "Bleep eep rrrrrrrrrRRRRR eeeb peep."

Huh? you've seem naked people before. I know you're not scared of them. Come on out here!

Three small robots stagger out of the mouse hole. One falls over.

Oh. I sse, you were partying too. OK, go ahead and sleep it off.

the two upright robots drag the fallen one back into the mouse hole. Just inside the door another one falls over.

Hmmmm..... I wonder what a robot hangover is like. wonder what they've been drinking?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:40 am

ahhhh
their adorable!

and what do you give a robot instead of a bloody mary?

myredcarpet · Post by **myredcarpet** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:20 am

oowww my head...

*starts picks up clothes strewn about*

...but damn that was some good drunken robot sex!! Does three-ball work here? Tell him i want my panties back! Gahd, and I hope that those pictures creepy one-ball was taking of us don't end up on the internet...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:41 am

G'Mornin Bar peeps!

This is your Monday wake up call...
BACON
BACON
BACON
BACON
BACON
BACON
BACON
BACON
BACON
BACON
BACON
BACON

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:54 am

Good Morning! Did I hear bacon?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:10 am

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:21 am

http://boardreader.com/t/Open_Discussio ... _7141.html

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:41 am

WEEEEE! I win!

Proving that a faithful hard working bartender'ess is ALWAYS at your service!

What will it be?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:14 pm

((((((((((((((((Mozy)))))))))))))))))

How about some rum?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:54 pm

Yup, It's almost 5 o'clock, it's cold outside, and I've got cabin-fever.......

Let's put some rum to some good use.......

Ahhhh... that's better...................

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:21 pm

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thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:00 pm

So then we DancE!!!!

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:13 pm

The fucking state of the fucking union as seen through the eyes of that fucking idiot.

Just run a line filled with vodka. I don't want to stop to swallow.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:03 pm

There ya go Fishy....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:20 pm

*fishy swims into the bag and gets smashed*

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:38 am

(Cc wakes up late into the night, smiles to the previous miraders (Crypto, BoxB, TITWI, PM, myredcarpet and all the guests and visitors who didn't show faces or have a passport...) Feeling sublime...medium/high medium caffeinated. Just popping a hi before pop to work. I'll be going to graveyard shifts (10-7am) here in the next week, so getting my body adjusted. The girl moves here in a week

, dearly excited, and that's about the jist of it. (makes a new pot of coffee...(P.S.- TITWI/PM- Do ya'll have a way/method of making java in the boobs?) It's time to look into the heart and make it real...just b e c o m e. Simple-easy-efficient!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:40 am

Theres a point Im trying to put together Cc, Coffee....
Im thinking of getting one of those 40 cup coffee makers... and a couple of hot pots. Make the coffee in the mornin' and throw 2 pots to the bar while its fresh.
I have one really good hot pot: its will keep the coffee hot for 3 days!
I served coffee one night out in the back 40, Firepitt side, and left it out there...next day brought it in. Left it sitting on the counter, next day looked at it, but did nothing...till that night...must clean pot... must clean pot.....sure enough, that shit was as hot and fresh as it was the minute I brewed it, and yes, I enjoyed a cup of it as I did the dishes! Its one of those vacume sealed jobbers...I will see if I can find another as I think they only store about 5-6 cups.
We could also store a silly coffee maker bar side prepped and ready to go
just for you Cc!!!!!!!!!!!

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:53 pm

**walks into the bar**

ouch.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:17 pm

here Mereth a piece of ice for your bump!

Might need one of those in my drink as well! hahaha

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:42 pm

Ohhhhhhhhh... That's farcking hilarious.
This one also got me good in the funny bone today:

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:35 am

HELLO Hi and G'Mornin peeps...well the good news is it doesnt look like the bar needs much work to clean up and get going today, the bad news is WHY NOT????

I know the weather is getting peeps down....I know it has definately got me under it....
But good side, I finally got the bathroom painted...hahahaaa

Any who....
Lets see what will our mornin' beverage be?

oh I know.....
Shnugglers

Hot chocolate
peppermint schnapps
or for a nice twist but sticky sweet...Butterscotch schnapps...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:42 am

rinses glasses, twists on bar floor for playa rims
squeezes limes, adds sugar, shakes in shaker
adds tequila, cointreau, ice, shakes some more, pours
inserts Booby swizzle sticks and lime quarters

Playaritas for Vijay and Pinemom. Welcome to the Bar Vijay.

Line up for handjobs folks.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:47 am

Did I miss someone come in? ViJay?

ViJay...announce yourself!

and thanks for the playarita BC...yummy! I am havin this saltysugary thing lately....