The Bar

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:24 am

<Stumbles in, carrying empty coffee mug>

hrgmmm....

Coffee good...

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:41 am

Which would you like, CO?:

Decaf:

Breakfast Blend:

Evening Blend:

or our special Valentine's Day blend:

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:29 am

Breakfast blend with a little Irish whiskey!

Thanks

Can we cancel of the is week and go straight to the weekend?

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:35 am

You mean, can we delete the rest of the week and move direct to the weekend?
That'd be nice.
However:
Anyone see the movie "Click"?

Besides, today is hump day and tonight is D&D night!! (I get to whip out my new 4th level Druid - woohoo!) Oh, shit - my geek is showing...
Sorry...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:56 am

Well since it is D&D night I guess we won't cancel the rest of the week.

but it is monday for me.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:16 pm

Sounds like you need some cheering up...
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Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:41 pm

Thanks Mereth!

The video with the cats was good!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:56 pm

BEER ME!!!........

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:03 pm

Hmmm.
Which would you like?

Nevermind: I'll pick for ya.
Here ya go!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:15 pm

Something like that looks like a fun Playa art project... comercializm and all.....

That's right.... don't you guys favor Corona, as your beer of choice?
If so, we'll need to bring plenty of limes.........

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:21 pm

What would be funny is to have them all be open and available to drink, though with some type of attachment so you can't walk off with any one bottle and filled with PBR so you can pick any beer and they all taste the same.
Now THAT would be funny, good-participation-aspect commentary on commercialization.
(Maybe I'll re-post this under Interactive Art Idea of the Day).

And yes, Corona is one of my favorites (with lime, always) as well as Scout's (though less-so for him).

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:46 pm

Yea, now you're talkin.... and if they were re-filled with PBR, they'd be good and stale by the time you served them...... Perfect!!!!...

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:48 pm

Care to re-file this under Brain farts (twisted schemes)?

Here's another funny I ran across just now:

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:10 pm

Hey folks!

Just cracked a new bottle of vodka. Anyone want some?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:33 pm

I'll throw in some Cran.......

Howzit goin Sput!?!?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:40 pm

Yeah, I like it that way too.

I'm doing good. Just got the notice that my tix are in the mail, so that made me do the happy dance.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:43 pm

BTW, for those who might not know, Corona is available in cans.
I think this is new as I would have bought them in the past
instead of the usual case or two of bottles I usually bring to BRC.
I haven't tasted em' yet but I will get some soon.
I hope the flavor doesn't suffer because of the can,
not like it would matter out there anyhoot.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:58 pm

Very kewl, Sput..... Yea, I think I will need to get some extra tix this year (for the notsofortunate, if ours don't come thru the performance stuff)...

Heya Oneeyed!!.... *yea, personally I don't think it matters much with Corona*....(anytime ya havta add fruit to beer.... Mmmmmm )But for staple beer it's OK......

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:20 pm

OK, gotta run, my baby is on the line.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:27 pm

Yuck....I don't do the lime anyhow.
Nor salt and lime with tequila...Yuck.(prefer Dr. Pepper or Coke for a chaser)
I do drink corona all the time though, the elimination of glass bottles
means I will prob drink a lot more of it on Playa.
Recycling the corona can with a lime in it could be problematic.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:06 am

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Yea, now you're talkin.... and if they were re-filled with PBR, they'd be good and stale by the time you served them...... Perfect!!!!...

With that bottle capper there is no reason you could not fill it with a light home brew. Of course it would be more work with the 12 oz bottles. And then folks would wonder why their beer tastes better that usual.

then they would tell their freinds about it and you would have to bottle even more of it.

Then they would find out that their favorite beer only tasted that good when they got it from the B(o)(o)by Bar.

Then somebody would write a letter to their favorite brewery asking why the beer they sent to the B(o)(o)by Bar where they could get it for free was better than when they paid for it at the store.

then there would be an investigation in which the brewery would find out that you were brewing a beer that was better than theirs, bottling it in their bottles and giving it away.

A law suit would be filed and you would be taken to court.

On second thought maybe you should just continue to put your home brew in 22 oz brown bottles.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:48 am

(gives the jukebox a little kick)

Hey, whaddya say we watch a little TV?

I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh,
"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you right in half!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He turned on the bandsaw (and then, and then...!)

(chorus):
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was havin' fits
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm going to blow you all to bits!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then, and then...!)

And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot-'em-up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He threw her on the railroad tracks (and then)
A train started comin' (and then, and then...!)

And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

OK OK you are right. Music is much better.
(Nudges the automatic banjo box.) Do you two think you can get along tonight?

A cacophony of noise breaks out.

OK fellas, If you cannot get along I am going to turn the TV back on.

the noise breaks out again but quickly dies away.

... that's better. Now haw about a little night music?

(boxB drinks a couple of quick shots of vodka and then crawls under the NEB to the sound of of In-A-Gadda-da-Vida being played bluegrass style)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzz

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:26 am

Comes in quetly and tucks Boxb MORE under the NEB thats showing his fanny!

runs out the back ...over to Apok. cantina, switches on the espresso tank....click~
runs back in the bar, turns on the regular perkulator,click~
throws all the torn up tv guides into the trash...who reads this shit anyway...

sneaks back over to apok with coffee cup~
clangclangclang
anybody around?

shit....
slowly wanders back into the bar, pours a cup of first cup strong shit....watches the sun come up...in the soft whispers of BoxB's sleeping mumbles.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:50 am

<the Automatic Banjo Box shudders and begins playing "Along Came Jones">

Hmm... Seems to be a delay. I'll have to adjust the timing on this thing.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:03 am

* puts down pipe on bar *

* coughs several times *

Will someone please remind me of what the NEB is ???

I seemed to have spaced it off...............

* picks pipe back up and heads outside to search for rainbows *

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:28 am

*Climbs on top of a tall truck*

Cues up ipod

Listens to "Morning Morgantown" by Joni Mitchell on repeat while watching the sun rise.

Tears run down my dusty cheek as I think of all the wonderful people I'm camping with and how much I feel loved.

I smile,

clamber down from my perch

and let my nose lead me to the smell of bacon cooking.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:37 am

oneeyeddick wrote: Will someone please remind me of what the NEB is ???

Never Ending Blanket........

Is it 5 oclock anywhere yet????...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:45 am

( peeks out from under the Never Ending Blanket there is room enough for everybody under it)
sniff....sniff...(coffee)...sniff...(bacon)...sniff...(herbal medicine)?!

Good Morning Everyone!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:57 am

Yayy titwi I am certain it is 5 o'clock.

Why don't some of you guests come on in too? we have everybosys favorite beer in stock.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:58 am

G'morning BoxB! get a good nap?

Oh by the way...who is presently in custody of the NEB?

yes, have to go out to workshop and finish up some furry leggy's Im donating to a fundraising party this Sat.

woo hooo promises to be a "really good time", but of course I will end up feeling like dogshit for superbowl...haha nothing a strong bloody mary wont fix!

Burners in Tu-Tu's
hey Smashy...heres one right up your alley!
Combat boots n tu-tu's
I can hardly wait to see everyone...M u s t remember camera M u s t!
Been burried in pissy lil snow storms for 2 weeks now...it is definately time to GET OUT and get my GROOVE on!