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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:32 am

Yes, I was thinking of tellin Mister Jelly fish that someone snuck in and sodimized Zsu Zsu's ass....but nah, then he'd have nightmares!

I will leave her virginal ass april fools joke out of the days events!

HMMMM? I guess I havent pulled any "A1" jokes in so long....
although the kid had a 3 hr school delay, forgot to tell me, so when I woke her up at 6am, she got dressed and ready for her day, she suddenly comes out and says MOMMMMMMMMMMMM!?
I laffed so hard, I said what, you had to pull a "A1" on YOURSELF?!
hahaaaaaa

I think the last time I did a real "A1" was so bad I learned my lesson...
the old switch the sugar for salt in the sugar bowl...was back when my dad drank damned near 4 tbs. of sugar in his morning joe...well lets just say there's nothing like watching your dad PUKE all over the kitchen floor first thing off in the morning...{insert chain reaction} HERE!

Real OVER A1 jokes! new theory to the "Back at ya" and "the comes back to bite you in the ASS"

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:37 am

How is the MV coming?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:40 am

Fuck what happen to my clocking device? ~~they can see me~~

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:53 am

Well were hoping to start working on it this or next weekend....
We have the trailer and the qwad.
We have the froggy design kinda down in our heads....
Also the seating took a new design turn over this last weekend due to the trailer switch a roonie.....
the Yellow trailer is was to wide to go on the 23 ft transport trailer!
So luckily we have extra trailers sitting round!(gawd im not kiddin!)

So yes....very soon....soon indeedy!
Hoping to take the old storage shed down piece by peiece and re-erect it somewhere else so moving trailers will be easier.
not to mention need to turn the ground for the GARDEN!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:04 am

...and after proof reading everything I just wrote...fuckkkk
I need to light a fire under my ass NOW.....

See ya'll a wee bit latersssssss
need to get Busy!

Thanks for the poke MozY!

I think I'll go smot!

everyone...have the best damned "A1" you've ever had!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:13 pm

seeya

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:40 pm

[quote="thisisthatwhichis"]Do thay like to play with Boobies, Mojo???... hehehequote]

Uh - I have no doubt but the thought gives me dry heaves....

However - we will be in "early" due to our volunteer schedule so we'll be glad to lend a hand with the boobs.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:41 pm

Morning all...

Almost finished with the Jack Bar at Hole #1

Drinks on me everyone, out at the Red Rock Resort.....

the rebbi

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:50 pm

nice rebbi

**Sips whisky clears throat**

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Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:54 pm

thanks mb.... enjoy

the rebbi

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:01 pm

thanks I will

More music to go with that sunset~~

well that didn't work!@#$%^&*(

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:15 pm

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:50 pm

Thinking of Exotic Women that have past though this bar.
~~Plays another song~~
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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:53 pm

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:06 pm

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:10 pm

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:18 pm

BURN!

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:03 am

Nice music's MozY!

Good morning Bar peeps!
Today, is the first day in the rest of OUR lives!
What a fantastic day it is!

Titwi and I made a list of projects again last night...holy shit!
We are gonna be sooo busy soon! There never seems to be enough time...time time time.....

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If only John could enjoy what we do every year!!!!!
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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:46 am

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:38 am

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:01 am

Sorry when I'm in the bar alone I tend to play music..38 Guests

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Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:33 pm

Hey Mozy

Have a drink?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:39 pm

well it's kinda early~OK but just 5 or 6~~~~~~~~~~

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:44 pm

HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just gave the chicks a worm....moved a rug in the back yard and a nice juicy worm was under it...

The chicks which are now ugly teenagers...played a pretty exciting game of I want that gimme it!
fricken hellarious!

Nice Madonna Video....BTW MozY...like it alot!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:00 pm

Oh yeah! If you want to start fight in the hen house throw in a couple of fat snails. A neibor in SLC was a farm boy and raised chicken in his back yard. (until someone complained about the rooster.) Used to throw snails in whenever I found them in the garden. Truly hilarious.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:01 pm

One last drink before going to work.

See ya'll later!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:12 pm

Fuck pour me a drink....

uh poor me another.......

Oh damnnnnnnnnnnnnn
one more....................

I fuckin' hate ovaries

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:26 pm

Christ almighty the Bar's large screen projector tv/entertainment center is getting a lot of use these days.

Hi Kids, I just came in from working in the yard. I put in 4 tomato plants, 2 squash plants, 2 pepper plants, 2 strawberry plants and 6 pansies.
My mother was impressed that I primarily use a full sized pick for gardening.

Ook, ook, ook.

Now I think fish chowder and beer is in order.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:29 pm

mmmm...beer.

My body is sooooore. Just finished moving KBomb from one place to another. Had some help, and it still isn't done, and now I am a country away. Arrrggghhhh.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:38 pm

Which country: Canada or UK?

<I'll be over here watching Space Ghost Coast to Coast over here on the big screen HD projection tv until my nickels run out.>

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