Fuck!
- The CO
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So after getting hired, filling out paperwork, getting called in and working, I got a fucking phone call this morning saying they can't hire me because of my felon status, which I listed on the paperwork. Phuckers.
Fuck.
On the good side, I was gifted a collection of tapes from live shows from the 90s: 30 or so Greatful Dead, 80+ Phish, and about 40+ Widespread Panic. Digitizing them will make a fuckin good winter project.
Fuck.
On the good side, I was gifted a collection of tapes from live shows from the 90s: 30 or so Greatful Dead, 80+ Phish, and about 40+ Widespread Panic. Digitizing them will make a fuckin good winter project.
M*A*S*H 4207th: An army of fun.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
- thisisthatwhichis
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- PurpleKoosh
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Well, fuck, man, that's a total pisser.The CO wrote:So after getting hired, filling out paperwork, getting called in and working, I got a fucking phone call this morning saying they can't hire me because of my felon status, which I listed on the paperwork. Phuckers.
Fuck.
On the good side, I was gifted a collection of tapes from live shows from the 90s: 30 or so Greatful Dead, 80+ Phish, and about 40+ Widespread Panic. Digitizing them will make a fuckin good winter project.
The tapes sound fuckin' sweet, though. Lemme know when you've got the Dead shows converted, willya?

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- ALICEtheGOON
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FUCK CO
this one is for my outta work friends...
the other day a guy i work with dropped some glass slides on the lab floor.
he picked them up and threw them across the lab and against the wall.
Glass went everywhere.
he then proceeded to punch and kick everything in sight. the man was so outta control i left the lab . I am not a narc, so i really didnt want to call security on him. Not to mention we get along great . About 30 mins later i return to the lab. he had broke the phone, stainer and dented the hazmat red trash bids.
I didnt say a word to him but grabbed a broom to help him clean up.
He looked at me and screamed "YES! I LOST MY TEMPER.... FUCK YOU!!!
Well that pissed me off...I still didnt say anything...the man had the devil in this eyes.
i left yet again.
20 mins later i return and the guy finally calmed down. I knew he was an iraq war vet , and i knew it was PTSD. make a long story longer, we had a long chat and i helped get him some help.
SOoo oo i guess the reason i typed this is to remind everyone that life is short . find a job you like. If it pays less but your happy ...thats the ticket !
this one is for my outta work friends...
the other day a guy i work with dropped some glass slides on the lab floor.
he picked them up and threw them across the lab and against the wall.
Glass went everywhere.
he then proceeded to punch and kick everything in sight. the man was so outta control i left the lab . I am not a narc, so i really didnt want to call security on him. Not to mention we get along great . About 30 mins later i return to the lab. he had broke the phone, stainer and dented the hazmat red trash bids.
I didnt say a word to him but grabbed a broom to help him clean up.
He looked at me and screamed "YES! I LOST MY TEMPER.... FUCK YOU!!!
Well that pissed me off...I still didnt say anything...the man had the devil in this eyes.
i left yet again.
20 mins later i return and the guy finally calmed down. I knew he was an iraq war vet , and i knew it was PTSD. make a long story longer, we had a long chat and i helped get him some help.
SOoo oo i guess the reason i typed this is to remind everyone that life is short . find a job you like. If it pays less but your happy ...thats the ticket !
- ALICEtheGOON
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- EspressoDude
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Just make sure them fucking assholes at that fucking nike shoe company pays you good money for the time you spent and be sure and threaten to sue the fucking goddam cheating fucking ass holes for breach of contract.The CO wrote:So after getting hired, filling out paperwork, getting called in and working, I got a fucking phone call this morning saying they can't hire me because of my felon status, which I listed on the paperwork. Phuckers.
Fuck.
On the good side, I was gifted a collection of tapes from live shows from the 90s: 30 or so Greatful Dead, 80+ Phish, and about 40+ Widespread Panic. Digitizing them will make a fuckin good winter project.
Oh and be sure to boycot their fucking products and use their shoes for fucking toilets.
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burn shit and blow shit up
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burn shit and blow shit up
- thisisthatwhichis
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Fuck, CO, that does suck! Maybe raising a stink will help? (I did that when I lost a job at a hospital, and believe it was directly related to two people in Human Resources being replaced, and possibly a former supervisor.* Still, it didn't get me my job back...
)
Good luck!
B.
*Mostly what raising a stink seemed to do was focus attention on the people from the upper management.
Good luck!
B.
*Mostly what raising a stink seemed to do was focus attention on the people from the upper management.
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
- OregonRed
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I noticed this fucking bump on my left eyelid a few days after returning to Camp Reality. I figured the best course of action was to leave it the fuck alone, which I did.
Meanwhile, the bump gets bigger (qualifying more as a lump now) and starts to fucking hurt if I accidently touch it. Eventually, it got really big and started to hurt all the time, so I fucking broke down and visited my local medical professional.
It's a fucking stye. And it's really fucking gross, and really fucking painful. The dr broke it open with a scalpel and now I have an oozing sore on my fucking eyelid. I feel really fucking disgusting. I'm doing hot compresses on it 4 times a day (which feel pretty good actually) but beyond that, there's not a fucking thing I can do about it.
I suppose the upside is that I got an oozing sore on my eyelid just in time for fucking Halloween.
FUCK.
Meanwhile, the bump gets bigger (qualifying more as a lump now) and starts to fucking hurt if I accidently touch it. Eventually, it got really big and started to hurt all the time, so I fucking broke down and visited my local medical professional.
It's a fucking stye. And it's really fucking gross, and really fucking painful. The dr broke it open with a scalpel and now I have an oozing sore on my fucking eyelid. I feel really fucking disgusting. I'm doing hot compresses on it 4 times a day (which feel pretty good actually) but beyond that, there's not a fucking thing I can do about it.
I suppose the upside is that I got an oozing sore on my eyelid just in time for fucking Halloween.
FUCK.
M*A*S*H 4207 We're not doctors.
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

- theCryptofishist
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My fucking right leg shrinker sock rubbed against the seam where the grafted skin meets the normal skin and I was fucking trying to go through the pain like a fucking idiot and now there's a big chunk missing out of my leg and it hurts all the fucking time and my leg isn't even shrinking like it should because I can't stand the pain and I won't try with the open skin.
FUCK!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- PurpleKoosh
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Fuck Damn Ladies!...no fallin apart over winter!
Ore'red did he give you any pain meds?
Fishy' let me guess, you THOUGHT it was suppose to hurt and you didnt show the doc's right? try not to be THAT brave! if it hurts tell em'
AntiM...have you tried the Genetian Violet yet?
It really is a very pretty shade of purple?
oh yeah...and have ya called Mythbusters yet, to come play in your BRA ? heheee
Ore'red did he give you any pain meds?
Fishy' let me guess, you THOUGHT it was suppose to hurt and you didnt show the doc's right? try not to be THAT brave! if it hurts tell em'
AntiM...have you tried the Genetian Violet yet?
It really is a very pretty shade of purple?
oh yeah...and have ya called Mythbusters yet, to come play in your BRA ? heheee
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
- OregonRed
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No pain meds... Just a scalpel to the eyelid and sent on my way without so much as a pat on the head.
Fishy... I'm so fucking sorry! I feel silly bitching about my stye with what you're goin thru. You are in my prayers (always)... Things can only get better. And PM is right... If it hurts, FUCKING TELL THEM!!!!! Don't be so fucking brave.
AntiM... That blows about the thrush. Ick. It sucks when your own fucking body is turning against you.
HUGS TO ALL!!!!
Fishy... I'm so fucking sorry! I feel silly bitching about my stye with what you're goin thru. You are in my prayers (always)... Things can only get better. And PM is right... If it hurts, FUCKING TELL THEM!!!!! Don't be so fucking brave.
AntiM... That blows about the thrush. Ick. It sucks when your own fucking body is turning against you.
HUGS TO ALL!!!!
M*A*S*H 4207 We're not doctors.
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

- theCryptofishist
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Um really. it's not some sort of contest. My pain does not erase your pain. We are all only human. Or fish.OregonRed wrote:Fishy... I'm so fucking sorry! I feel silly bitching about my stye with what you're goin thru.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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- thisisthatwhichis
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Fucking overcast skies (the "wonderfully" solid, steel gray variety) have been the rule here in the Cow and Beer State, and have been keeping me drained of energy. Energy I should be using to look for housing, maybe. I hope I have more energy when I start working Sunday afternoon!
B.
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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- spidermonkey
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Hey Y'all.
Hope everyone is doing fucking great. Sorry haven't been around lately. Got let go from the job. Fuckin A. Been out searchin the "American Dream". Realizing that after going to school to become a Paralegal, that maybe I'm just not cut out for the Paralegal shit. At least not where I live. Everyone gets fired here. Such a revolving door. You're the last one in so the first to go. Once the caseload gets low, out you go. Even attorneys end up looking for paralegal jobs here. Fucking sucks. So, I'm 700 in fuckin debt in insufficient funds with the bank. Waiting for money I lent out prior to the burn to be paid back. Keeping the dogs at bay, downsizing lots of expenses. Slowly watching parts of my life fade away, and not liking it.
Positive note. I did go back to see my peeps at the resturant I worked at while going to school. They embraced me like there was no fucking tomorrow. I put the bug in my old boss' ear and he took my number.
I may not go next year to the burn. Which is okay. I'm accepting this. I will find a nice orphan burn and make lots of art. I WILL BE THERE IN 2009! Smarter, more centered, with lots of hugs and other tasty treats to share with you. I fuckin miss you all. You all fucking ROCK!
Peace, Lorgasm
Hope everyone is doing fucking great. Sorry haven't been around lately. Got let go from the job. Fuckin A. Been out searchin the "American Dream". Realizing that after going to school to become a Paralegal, that maybe I'm just not cut out for the Paralegal shit. At least not where I live. Everyone gets fired here. Such a revolving door. You're the last one in so the first to go. Once the caseload gets low, out you go. Even attorneys end up looking for paralegal jobs here. Fucking sucks. So, I'm 700 in fuckin debt in insufficient funds with the bank. Waiting for money I lent out prior to the burn to be paid back. Keeping the dogs at bay, downsizing lots of expenses. Slowly watching parts of my life fade away, and not liking it.
Positive note. I did go back to see my peeps at the resturant I worked at while going to school. They embraced me like there was no fucking tomorrow. I put the bug in my old boss' ear and he took my number.
I may not go next year to the burn. Which is okay. I'm accepting this. I will find a nice orphan burn and make lots of art. I WILL BE THERE IN 2009! Smarter, more centered, with lots of hugs and other tasty treats to share with you. I fuckin miss you all. You all fucking ROCK!
Peace, Lorgasm
BOOBIES!!!
- spidermonkey
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