The Bar

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri May 09, 2008 7:35 am

Coffee, Irish.......

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri May 09, 2008 7:38 am

Here ya go Box!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:26 am

PM, a headline in todays Modestobee had headlines about arrests at a school in Reno.. I quickly scanned looking for you name and was happy to not see it... It turned out to be about two kids and a pellet gun.. I thought you bit off some school administrator's head during your meeting.. How did the meeting go???

Oh yea, everyone have a great day...

Oh yea #2..... Sonora pass is now open... Time for a road trip to the high country.....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:35 am

hahhaaaaa
Nope wasnt me!
The meeting started off with me putting my 3 concerns on the table before we even rolled, to make sure they didnt get mixed up in all the talks.

It got heated....then it came to a small simmer...and by the time we left each other....They understand me, I understand them and we now all know that Burnerbaby is slightly egotistical artist...go figure!?!?
Really, where the hell did she get that? heheeee

She has been told that at anytime she feels un'challenged she can request different chairs to superspeed her talents!
so...yea...Its ok now. But I will still try to get her into priovate lessons over the summer to really challenge her!
Basically put your $ where your mouth is oh young grasshopper!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:46 am

Lunchtime drinking will be commencing in 15 minutes!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:16 am

*Waves through the window at the fish*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:24 am

Hey! Did I just hear Mojo putt by?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:27 am

*waves back at Mojo*

*leave an audio message for the cat* My version of reality is okay, except for the damn spring allergies, which seem particularly pernicious this year. How's yours?

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:28 am

Morning all...

<Pours coffee & baileys, slaps the ABB till it begins playing Orange Blossom Special>

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:43 am

Ooo, Ooo OBS!

Hi ya Sput, CO, everybody.....

I'm working on a paperwork deadline, cruising by the bar now and then to reinforce my favorite coping mechanism.

*slams a quick one and putts away*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:53 am

Okay, I just was vaguely nice to two newbs in a row. Give me a giant Pago-Pago with a liquid claritin chaser.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:55 am

Yeah, you deserve it. I was impressed.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:06 pm

*gives Sputnik a giant, allergy and pago induced hug*

Thank you!

*sniffs. Was that a tear, or just a runny nose?*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:08 pm

Hugs back atcha

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:46 pm

I think I may head out early today and start off the evening right.

But first! A toast!

To jaded burners!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri May 09, 2008 1:54 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, I just was vaguely nice to two newbs in a row. Give me a giant Pago-Pago with a liquid claritin chaser.

I am going to have to sit on my hands to keep from flaming the newb...must....not ....hurt...clueless....

Ah shit, thank Dog for paperwork today - too busy to be sucked in TOO far. See ya soon...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:15 pm

Let th weekend begin!!!!!

Post by **AntiM** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:18 pm

I'm already slammin' teh X-Rated vodka martinis. Oh yum.

Fishy was nice and I was ... less so. Still, I though I was reasonable, even in the fuck thread.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:25 pm

Yes you were!

Post by **AntiM** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:39 pm

I am rapidly getting reasonably buzzed

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:45 pm

Excellent way to start the evening if you ask me

Post by **AntiM** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:56 pm

Yep, and now I'm trying 7-up, Pama and the X-rated vodka. Dang but that's some smooth shit!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:27 pm

Damn, I may have to try some of that.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 09, 2008 6:00 pm

pinemom have you seen Bin yet?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri May 09, 2008 6:07 pm

MozyBonz wrote:pinemom have you seen Bin yet?

I think he plans on late Tues/Weds

mmmmm... I think I'll have what AntiM is having............

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 09, 2008 6:14 pm

I thought he would be though here on the 10th.

Change?

Edit: Oh wait recheck PM "on Wednesday 14th"

Doh!

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Fri May 09, 2008 6:27 pm

One Night Stand...

After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap...

One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked.

After making great love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri May 09, 2008 6:30 pm

Hi all just zipping through

Somebody Beer Me!

the rebbi

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Fri May 09, 2008 6:33 pm

Monkey Bar
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Fri May 09, 2008 6:38 pm

Rabbi.....

The Bar

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