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Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:38 pm

Another new element was discovered today and scientist everywhere are set to try and exploit the lucrative possibilities....

New Element Found: ME
Element : MEN
Symbol : ME
Atomic mass : Accepted as 72 Kg; isotopes may vary from 60-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Inert at all known temperatures.
2. Boils when in highly volitile with other elements, even elements of its own kind.
3. Has no known means of changing states.
4. Affinity towards displays of compative nature.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Absorbs great quantites of alcohol.
2. Absorbs great quantities of "junk food."
3. Eaisly manipulated and changes form when exposed to element WO.

COMMON USES
1. No known practical uses.

TESTS
1. Will react with other elements of its own often resulting in one remaining, the other anhilated into pure energy. Occurs most often when one specimen has grown an attraction to element WO.
2. When placed in a container of alcohol element absorbs it at an accelerated rate - even more so when exposed to Football.

POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

!! WARNING !!
INERT PROPERTIES OF THIS ELEMENT EASILY SPREAD. EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMNENT MAY CAUSE LETHARGY, LAZINESS AND AN AFFINITY TO BEER AND PIZZA.

the rebbi

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:11 am

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:46 am

good mornin!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:06 pm

[the rebbi summersaults slowly into the room while banging on three little 1" drums painted red with tiny gold bells stenciled in a border around the top and bottom]

MY FLATULANCE PRECEDES ME!!!!!

[let's out a small eruption of gassy flames, and proceeds to slowly summersault out of the bar]

the rebbi

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:22 pm

Thanks rebbi.

(Lowers googles over eyes; puts on gas mask.)

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:35 pm

Well I hope everyone had a good fourth of July! I realized that I covered everyone with sunscreen but me. Can you say aloe vera.....Ahhh.....

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:36 pm

and what do we have as a parting gift Mozy?......

the rebbi

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:14 pm

Hey Peep's....
Mozy, Loving the Flames....

Not my B-Day this time around. Someone had a typo, but Happy B-day Fishy..

And thanks for the words about my Niece. Glad it all worked out...

Ad now it's time to post my update in the FUCK room...

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:06 pm

I am ready for a nighttime drinkie-poo.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:33 pm

NOT YET..... NOT YET........ NOT YET!!!!!!..........

Ok............. It's time......... I'll have one of those.................

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:10 pm

Yep. Mee too!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:39 pm

sees mojo out the window~mojo you OK?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:42 pm

Red Sunflower wrote:Well I hope everyone had a good fourth of July! I realized that I covered everyone with sunscreen but me. Can you say aloe vera.....Ahhh.....

Red Wow! Is that your base tan for black rock city?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:44 pm

Yep - keepin' my head down and dodging the embers. Thanks Mozy ((((((smooch))))))

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:47 pm

mojo wrote:Yep - keepin' my head down and dodging the embers. Thanks Mozy ((((((smooch))))))

keep safe...thinking about you. ((((((smooch))))))

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:44 am

G'mornin All!!!

Yup another fine fine hot day in the nevada desert!

Take good care in that heat MoJo!!!!!lots o lots of water, and pack all your most important documents in a box by the door!

Today .... The construction of the Playa Frog itself!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
If the frog turns out to be as close to our imaginations and the playa frog trailer turned out, this lil' bugger is gonna be the cutest damned amphibian on the planet!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:36 am

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in CAMP HERRING looking forward to have the best neighbours in the UNIVERSE to camp along with in 2008.

SAY HI!!!!!!!!!!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:04 pm

So have I been asleep all this time, or is Tishaâ€™s wedding news to the rest of The Bar too?

Congrats to Tisha!!!

Saw it on tribe earlier, but now its down again.

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:48 pm

Red Wow! Is that your base tan for black rock city?

Yeah but I think that it will darken up.......

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:02 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:So have I been asleep all this time, or is Tishaâ€™s wedding news to the rest of The Bar too?

Congrats to Tisha!!!

Saw it on tribe earlier, but now its down again.

Tisha's getting married? I had no idea....CONGRATULATIONS!

Now if everyone will excuse me, since it's my birthday and all I'm going to enjoy my bottle of Patron and try to disappear again for a while.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:12 pm

Happy Birthday KinV!

Body shot?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:02 pm

Yeehaw Tisha! I wish you every happiness and the strength to overcome the obstacles you meet on this path.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:13 pm

Well the Virgin Party took place yesterday, and boy was it fun. The music was still going when I woke this morning at 8:30. The highlight of everyone's experience was the Pyramid, many had seen it passing by and was dying to stop, or had heard about it. With pillows crowding the 2nd floor platform, I think 3 or 4 people even slept the whole night up there. I decided to turn the 6' Rubbermaid tub I bought for the second Jacuzzi into a bed, it was filled full of pillows and microfiber blankets and quilts for the floor, and it was put way out at the second hole about 200 yds out. I hear it was awesome, I only got out there once. A couple of the guys did Poi/LIghtstick Spinning, so I turned them on to a Fire Stick ( a 4' rod with towels wrapped on both ends doused in Tiki Torch fuel, it was amazing. Around 3:00 am in the morning all 30 of us marched up the cave hung out and putzing around, having fun, and got so busy that we forgot the main reason for going to the cave, a bonfire. I have been building this hugh bonfire that was cancelled because of high winds (70 mph), so I was waiting for the right moment, unfortunately it will have to be in the very near future instead. My beach cruizer bike, adorned with 6, spoke mounted, sequencing LED Displays also was a big hit. They're ready for another bash, they're thinking in the next week or two...

Here are some pics for your dining pleasure....

All in all perfect first party....

the rebbi

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:26 pm

must have been some party; people holding their heads up and lots of red eyes at half-mast squinting through slits...

must be the flash....

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:44 pm

You could blindfold them with dental floss!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:37 am

Today is my birthday. I don't care what you are drinking - come have cake!

I am happy to be alive.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:00 am

!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY **BURN**!!

(mines in about a week,and I got an early present: tickets to see Nine Inch Nails & Crystal Castels in Seattle! S I C K)

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:05 am

Kinetic V and BURN

Happy day to you....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:13 pm

I believe I'll have another (twelve) of these:

"Burning Man-tini
Voted Best Martini by Seattle Weekly
Critics choice award. this addictive sexy-licious tini is hot-hot-hot. we've taken mazama chili pepper vodka mixed with chocolate liqueur and topped with sweetened cream to produce this fire breathing tini. not for the innocent."

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:12 pm

Happy birthday folks!!! Party on

The Bar

....... Lost People Need Maps ...............

.... DON'T PUCKER YOUR ANUS! ................

......It's My Party And I Cry If I Want To.....

Desert Pyramid Party.....