The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:30 am

*pours mimosa with shaking hands due to siren-like vision of sensuality before him*.......

HHHEEERRRREEEE you ggggooooo,..............*sweating*..........

*turns to hide the firewood*...........

anyone else for a drink?.........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:32 am

G'morning!!!!

hehee...Hey MozY, man am I so "duh". I didnt get the monkey till I walked out back...then I started laffin...well Dur, Its a secret service Monkey!

Why do I sometimes "not get it". Lets see would it be that Ive burnt all THEM brain cells?

I shall take a Mimosa Ygmir, Thank you.
Last night I had a chill on so hard that I had to make a hot buttered Rum to warm my bones.

I guess Im just not acclimating yet this yr.

Titwi and I laff at each other....we both grew up in the snow, but are pussy's when the weather changes!
I one up him with my hot flashes though...to bad I couldnt get them on command!

Must be that desert silt in our veins now?!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:38 am

and, one for you, Pinemom.............

yeah, it seems each year, the cold gets colder......

I've spent my entire life traveling to Reno, my family were actually among the earliest there........so, know the conditions......such as the "Carson Zephyr", as my old aunt used to refer to it............and, it can get RFC there...........gosh darn chilly, that is........

yeah, if gals could bottle hot flashes, we wouldn't need to import oil.........hahahaha, I mean that in a loving way, of course........grinning.......

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:20 pm

this thread is on its 2700 page.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:51 pm

it'd make really good linen sheets by now...............

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:09 pm

Wow. I made the 2700th page.

...

I guess if the bar thread were a newspaper and you made the 2700th page it would mean that you lived in BFE and picked your nose for a living.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:20 pm

How many bird cages would it line?
How many fish would it wrap?
When is it coming out in hard copy?

These are some of the questions really bored people want to know.

Fuck 11 hours left to go.....

Puts on big pot of coffee, and pulls out the BIG cup...
Crap its cold outside tonight also.

Hmmm, measure how cold it is by, do I step outside to piss?
Or do I use the restroom.

Tonight is an indoor night.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:51 am

Making ONE more pot of Dead Man's Reach.....
5 more hours, 12 more pages of paper work.
1 more set of rounds.
Did I meantion its cold INSIDE this fucking control room.

PM the Hot buttered rums sounds really good......

Enough with the grumbling.

Dusting up the bar. Mucking out moop.
Dam Monkey has it already restocked again.
Good Monkey.
Mozy, has monkey desided if he is going to keep you yet?

Can he make a Ramos Fizz?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:46 am

Hmmm, looks like they are all sleping in today.
Time to turn on the fan and spread the ahhhh yes fresh brewed cooffe smell around the bar.
Hehehe, and put a bunch of BACON on the grill.
Isn't there an old saying about flies, burners and BACON?

Maybe not.
But there should be.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:53 am

Hmmmm, still sleeping.
Time to turn up the music.

Ahhh
Dropkick Murphys
Shipping up to Boston.

YESSssss
The windows are rattling now..
Flaanigans Ball.
Now..

Metallica
Whiskey in a Jar...

MORE VOLUME YESSSSSssssss.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:18 am

*sniffing coffe, following enticing aroma*

Hi Gh,
I'd love a cup, if you don't mind.........
splash of chocolate and nutmeg, with cream? I like "hot ice cream"...........

How's the temp there?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:24 am

ygmir wrote:*sniffing coffe, following enticing aroma*

Hi Gh,
I'd love a cup, if you don't mind.........
splash of chocolate and nutmeg, with cream? I like "hot ice cream"...........

How's the temp there?

A little shot of Bushmill to go with that?

Cold, dam cold, overcast. light breeze. Fucking humid also.
Reminds me of the bay area right now.

I would rather have it clear cold and DRY....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:25 am

Or maybe a cup of Bushmill and fuck the coffee if you would like...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:34 am

well, the splash idea is good.
I've got a lot of driving today, and, I'll be coaching kids volleyball later today, and, have a match tonight........

Are you getting the "pogonip", or whatever you call it there? or, is it cold enough yet for that?

I've loved that, over the years I've spent out there rockhounding.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:37 am

ygmir wrote:well, the splash idea is good.
I've got a lot of driving today, and, I'll be coaching kids volleyball later today, and, have a match tonight........

Are you getting the "pogonip", or whatever you call it there? or, is it cold enough yet for that?

I've loved that, over the years I've spent out there rockhounding.........

Not nearly cold enough for that, thank gAWD.
Get that when we have the fog and big inversion layers.
When the highs for the days are in the teens.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:27 am

mornin' boys ...

that loud music woke me up, GH! did you have to make it so LOUD? i mean ... i'm several hundred miles away...

i wish you were here, it's a beautiful morning. could i have a bit o coffee?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:55 am

Morning, LF.......

ah, to be in sunny so cal, watching the waves break, sipping coffee while still in my camisole,,,,,,,,,,I can't speak for GH, though........

I was going to ask GH to put on "the Alabama whiskey song" by The Doors........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:00 am

[quote="ygmir"] sipping coffee while still in my camisole,,,,,,,,,,quote]

Ok now there's a picture my mind wont soon forget!

Morning all.....cold and damp here today so far...BRRRRRR!~

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:04 am

Morning! (mourning?)

Just a quick slug before I'm off to do my best to appear productive to the untrained eye.

yum! bushy's n coffee n bacon.

What a great way to wake up with you all this morning!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:15 am

HeY RISKY!!!!

Came by to see you...but couldnt find you? Then Velevetina told me you gotta ask for you...apparently they keep you in the back?!

hahaa

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:15 am

yg looks sexier in that cami than i would .... or maybe just naughtier ...

howdy **burn** ... if need any new tips on appearing productive to the untrained eye, i might have some ... perhaps we could trade a few... that's a worthy skill!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:30 am

stopping by real quick to grab a mojito
hi everyone
well got to zoom off again

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:36 am

littleflower wrote:mornin' boys ...

that loud music woke me up, GH! did you have to make it so LOUD? i mean ... i'm several hundred miles away...

i wish you were here, it's a beautiful morning. could i have a bit o coffee?

Punk/metal/celtic can only be played loud and proud.....
It says so right on the box...

But I am home now....

So I can enjoy the rest of the day with more loud music, sex, drinking and tomorrow guns....

Sex before guns, keeps the wife HAPPY.

But today calls for home-brew and whiskey.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:38 am

Whew - this is my first day back in the office since the election and I have had a little too much celebration.

****SHHHHHHHH!!********

Even my hair hurts.......

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:04 am

Dam have some catching up to do.

Almost time for a little

Nooooooo....
This is the MARATHON DAY IT'S FRIDAY.

Slow down GH
BEER first.
Sex.
Then
Whiskey
and sleep
The day only has 30 hours or so.

MUST keep the
SWEETIE HAPPY...

So Pouring a Nice Mmmmmm AHhhhh
Amber Boch.

Anyone care to partake?

The spelling is always the first to go.
Thank gAWD....

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:22 am

sounds like a great party, GH!! ... but i'm not sure additional participants are necessary, somehow .... gotta keep your sweetie happy ...

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:42 am

hmmmmm

My honey just brought me out a nice big glass of Mead...

Wonderful Honey......

Both of them.

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:46 pm

goathead wrote:My honey just brought me out a nice big glass of Mead...

mmmmmm mead

*begins drooling, realizes this grabs a paper towel wipes it off and goes to the bar and gets a glass of some*

Speaking of which I gotta get at it and brew that pomegranate batch. I guess I'm just having a hard time getting past the $70 or so I gotta spend on the honey. And that's just the honey I'm gunna actually have to buy bottles for this batch. when I brewed before I was in college and empty handles were easily come by, now not so much. And for what it's worth yes brewing and drinking are about all I learned in college. Now there's some real fucked up priorities for ya Captain Goddamnit. I spent over 30 grand to learn about the criminal justice system and all I came away with was the ability to drink and brew

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:55 pm

Jet Set wrote:
goathead wrote:My honey just brought me out a nice big glass of Mead...
mmmmmm mead

*begins drooling, realizes this grabs a paper towel wipes it off and goes to the bar and gets a glass of some*

Speaking of which I gotta get at it and brew that pomegranate batch. I guess I'm just having a hard time getting past the $70 or so I gotta spend on the honey. And that's just the honey I'm gunna actually have to buy bottles for this batch. when I brewed before I was in college and empty handles were easily come by, now not so much. And for what it's worth yes brewing and drinking are about all I learned in college. Now there's some real fucked up priorities for ya Captain Goddamnit. I spent over 30 grand to learn about the criminal justice system and all I came away with was the ability to drink and brew

OHHHHH get to know a commercial BAKER....
Buy the honey in 5 gallon buckets, the lat one I bought was $65 and a year later I am still brewing out of it. a 5 gallon bucket is appx 65 pounds.

FUCK BOTTLES.
Corney kegs is the way to go.
Then when you want draw a 1/2 gallon or so to TRAVEL....

Or even 1 liter soda bottles....
Useful for holidays with relatives, with NO TASTE BUDS.....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:41 pm

Cheers to KK who I met in 07.
We have many, many, friends in common.
Hope your schooling is going well.
Hope you find peace, in a job
WELL DONE.

Cheers to Rene, from Bagdad to the BRC in how many days?
Glad KK talked you into it, and glad Fargo got to talk you to come back out.

Rene the Scotch is WONDERFUL.....