FUCK!
Just fucking becuase!
Becuase my fucking mom wanted to go out to fucking fancy shmancy buffet this morning instead of my already plannned kick back BBQ.
I said no to the idea earlier in the fucking week. So she fucking calls me this morning with a fucking neck ache, fucking saying she doesnt know what time they can get out? I said Mom...are you saying your not coming...? She say no, Im saying Im not sure. I said well at 730am, when someones calls and says Im not feeling right...
I just said...look Mom, its as much your days as it is mine....if you dont feel up to it...just fucking tell me.
She say NO I dont FUCKING Feel like it I said FINE. Have a good mothers day!
She lives 29 fucking miles outa town, we have gone to her house for all the fucking holidays we've had this yr at her house....I invite her to our house so we can do all the fucking work for a change, and she makes a fucking excuse.....
whatever...Gotta love her...she's my MOM.
fuck!
Fuck!
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oneeyeddick
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My fucking ex wife borrowed my fucking car last night to visit a fucking friend out of town, I had a big fucking sticker on the rear fucking window with a "Sportscar event" who has happend to day at 11AM. The bitch delivered my car at 0500 PM. Missed the whole event. FUCK!!!
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the old fuck thread
let's fuck!!!
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RingO'Fire
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I'm at a scientific conference in Monterey, Cali. I've found this English pub here that I've been frequenting in the evenings. Monday night, walking back to my hotel, I saw this older gentleman struggling to change his tire, while traffic whizzed by a few feet away. So, naturally, I stopped and offered to help him. He accepted my offer, and 20 minutes later, we had his tire changed.
This gentleman was in his mid-50's to early 60's and said he'd never in his life before had to change a flat tire. His name was Mamoud; he owned a nearby restaurant, The Persian Grill. He was so grateful, he offered to buy me lunch the next day (yesterday) if I stopped by. So, naturally I stopped by to get some lunch.
Here's where the "Fuck!" part comes in. Mamoud starting piling all these little dishes up on my table, "Here, you must try our chicken salad! Here, you must try our dolmas, which is far superior to the Greeks' dolmas! Here, you must try our our yogurt and cucumber sauce - with the bread, of course!" He was so proud of his food, and just kept piling it up on my table, that I didn't have the heart to tell him "Uh, I can't eat that! I'VE BEEN A VEGETARIAN FOR OVER 20 YEARS!"
So, I ate it anyway - all of it - chicken salad, dolmas with beef, yogurt (I'm lactose intolerant). I must say, the food was delicious. It was such a sincere expression of gratitude, I couldn't say "No!" I just thought it would be extremely rude, and insulting too, to have refused this generous meal that he laid on the table in front of me.
Last night, I "paid the price" so to speak. That's ok though, it was over relatively quickly. "Fuck!" though, I have to say, that was the first time I've eaten beef in 24 years!
Oh well, I'd still do it all over again the same way. Mamoud was such an old school, gracious, cultured, proud Persian gentleman that I still feel honored to have met such a man. Thank God they're still out there!
This gentleman was in his mid-50's to early 60's and said he'd never in his life before had to change a flat tire. His name was Mamoud; he owned a nearby restaurant, The Persian Grill. He was so grateful, he offered to buy me lunch the next day (yesterday) if I stopped by. So, naturally I stopped by to get some lunch.
Here's where the "Fuck!" part comes in. Mamoud starting piling all these little dishes up on my table, "Here, you must try our chicken salad! Here, you must try our dolmas, which is far superior to the Greeks' dolmas! Here, you must try our our yogurt and cucumber sauce - with the bread, of course!" He was so proud of his food, and just kept piling it up on my table, that I didn't have the heart to tell him "Uh, I can't eat that! I'VE BEEN A VEGETARIAN FOR OVER 20 YEARS!"
So, I ate it anyway - all of it - chicken salad, dolmas with beef, yogurt (I'm lactose intolerant). I must say, the food was delicious. It was such a sincere expression of gratitude, I couldn't say "No!" I just thought it would be extremely rude, and insulting too, to have refused this generous meal that he laid on the table in front of me.
Last night, I "paid the price" so to speak. That's ok though, it was over relatively quickly. "Fuck!" though, I have to say, that was the first time I've eaten beef in 24 years!
Oh well, I'd still do it all over again the same way. Mamoud was such an old school, gracious, cultured, proud Persian gentleman that I still feel honored to have met such a man. Thank God they're still out there!
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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AntiM
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Fuck, now I miss Shiraz. We had a company driver, Mamoud by coincidence, who drove the men to work, the kids to school, the women shopping, and then reverse the order in the afternoons. He'd cook chelo kabobs for us (ground lamb) on a little grill he kept on our front porch. I heard he was executed when Khomeni took over. Don't know. I do get frustrated that all the people of Persia get lumped in with a handful terrorists. Fuck, there's good people everywhere.
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Fresh. Unless we start casting aspersions on the restaurant.
I'm having upset digestive tract the past coulple of days, so it may be me.
I'm having upset digestive tract the past coulple of days, so it may be me.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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LeChatNoir
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haha
fuck
Trying to train my german shepherd to NOT chase the chickens....
Its like duh, fucking stupid dog, what ya gonna do when you catch one...your allergic to CHICKEN! In a very BAD way!
So I thought I would fuckin be smarter then him, and every fucken day, Im taking him out with the chickens, and giving him a Beef Rib bone. Seemed to be working just fine....then the fucking chickens decided they were gonna go over and try to take his bone away.
Stupid fucking chickens!
So who knows either the Chickens are gonna eat the bones and get the shits or the dog is gonna eat one of the chickens and get the shits....
hahahaaaa fuck*
fuck
Trying to train my german shepherd to NOT chase the chickens....
Its like duh, fucking stupid dog, what ya gonna do when you catch one...your allergic to CHICKEN! In a very BAD way!
So I thought I would fuckin be smarter then him, and every fucken day, Im taking him out with the chickens, and giving him a Beef Rib bone. Seemed to be working just fine....then the fucking chickens decided they were gonna go over and try to take his bone away.
Stupid fucking chickens!
So who knows either the Chickens are gonna eat the bones and get the shits or the dog is gonna eat one of the chickens and get the shits....
hahahaaaa fuck*
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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AntiM
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Fuck!
Bad evening ... we had a nasty scooter/drinking/gravel/parked car accident in front of the house. Neighbors have a new scooter and were playing with it in the street in front of the house. Sreeech, crunch smack into the parked car. then mylarry was holding the neighbor lady's head still and keeping her airway until the EMTS arrived; everyone on cells to 911, and I got to calm down family members who were freaking out about their mom's face being rearranged by the car's hood. I'm trying to unwind, the adrenalin rush has left me buzzing. I wasn't queasy during the crisis, but I sure am now. Ick. There was a lot of blood, and larry got a good amount on his hands.
Wear helmets and don't ride scooters in bedroom slippers!!!!
Fuck!
Bad evening ... we had a nasty scooter/drinking/gravel/parked car accident in front of the house. Neighbors have a new scooter and were playing with it in the street in front of the house. Sreeech, crunch smack into the parked car. then mylarry was holding the neighbor lady's head still and keeping her airway until the EMTS arrived; everyone on cells to 911, and I got to calm down family members who were freaking out about their mom's face being rearranged by the car's hood. I'm trying to unwind, the adrenalin rush has left me buzzing. I wasn't queasy during the crisis, but I sure am now. Ick. There was a lot of blood, and larry got a good amount on his hands.
Wear helmets and don't ride scooters in bedroom slippers!!!!
Fuck!
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Holy fuck AntiM! I feel bad for the lady, BUT, if it was caused' by and involving drinking and riding, well...snap! All bad...and please remember folks: You can drink. You can drive. But please don't be a fucking idiot and drink & fucking drive.
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101 critical days of summer are May 26th to Sept 1st. Memorial Day to Labor Day are the deadliest days on America's highways. Paraglide, a newspaper from Ft.Bragg,NC. has an article listing tips on safety. Before trips; check tire pressures, service oil and fluids, wear seatbelts. Take breaks on long days, and switch drivers. Fuck, you guys know this stuff. Carry a survival kit: boots, gloves, shovel, cat litter, tools, blanket, firstaid box, change of clothes ( or at least underwear ). I carry all this in a backpack in my trunk with the spare tire , jack, flares, cables, cellphone, gas cash, and a six day box with water packets, energy bars, poncho, foil blankets, dust masks, lightsticks, whistle, toilet paper and waste bags. On top, I put a grabvest with pockets crammed with duplicate stuff. My glovebox has boyscout and ranger survival books, solar windup radio, usual paperwork with xerox copies of wallet stuff, pencil and paper. Behind my seat is my fire extinguisher, jumper box with cables which can be used as 12V power for lighter appliances. Hell, I could do The Burn in my car if I just add my tents and tarps. However, I love my comforts and usually cram my car with luxury. This year I will take extra gas cans, bikes, generator, appliances, better food and potables. I ordered a trailor hitch with a credit card to haul my pedal car and art trailer. Going into debt this year for first time. Fifth year push for me. I'm going with larger tents, multiple tents. Might take my massage table. I was lead masseaur at Harrah's Reno during my college years, took massage training while being med/surg nurse later on. Sorry,sorry, just wanted to say FUCKING BE CAREFULL.
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Holy fuck! That sucks that lady had to fuck up your fucking Sunday! And hers! Is she okay?AntiM wrote:Fuck!
Bad evening ... we had a nasty scooter/drinking/gravel/parked car accident in front of the house. Neighbors have a new scooter and were playing with it in the street in front of the house. Sreeech, crunch smack into the parked car. then mylarry was holding the neighbor lady's head still and keeping her airway until the EMTS arrived; everyone on cells to 911, and I got to calm down family members who were freaking out about their mom's face being rearranged by the car's hood. I'm trying to unwind, the adrenalin rush has left me buzzing. I wasn't queasy during the crisis, but I sure am now. Ick. There was a lot of blood, and larry got a good amount on his hands.
Wear helmets and don't ride scooters in bedroom slippers!!!!
Fuck!
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AntiM
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What was bad was that she wasn't fucking riding, she was fucking playing around ... first time ever on two motorized wheels. Luckily, it was all just nasty contusions and sprains, no broken bones. Fucking got off lightly, but I bet she'll have a scar across her chin, it was peeled all the way back. Fuck, I'm still wincing.
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well fuck nogg'...looks like there no way to go but UP now!
Here put your toe'sy on the firt rung of the life ladder, lets get you out of that dark pitt!
Take it slow and easy other wise it'll be 2 steps up and 3 back down.
wishes and thoughts to bring you back into the sunlight!
oh and another good fuck, just for fucks sake.
Here put your toe'sy on the firt rung of the life ladder, lets get you out of that dark pitt!
Take it slow and easy other wise it'll be 2 steps up and 3 back down.
wishes and thoughts to bring you back into the sunlight!
oh and another good fuck, just for fucks sake.
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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