The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:32 pm

Lorgasm:
we've not officially met, but, just the same, I do hope to........
many folks here, that, I like and admire, seem to like you, so.........
I'll look forward to some "bar time"..........

Just don't lett the nasty rumors about my usually infallible sense of humor scare you...........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:03 pm

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:44 pm

*places adorable sleeping baby RJ in crib, turns on the lullaby seahorse, kisses baby's face, has a grannypoo moment, happy and content with life, feeling grateful, feeling like my heart is gonna explode cuz I just feel so much love inside for my family and friends!! Tippy-toes out of room quietly, gets into the Nanny Granny Time Travel Machine, presses buttons, sets coordinates, asks to be transported to The Bar*

Life just keeps getting better each day now, don't it, y'all?!! Damn sweeeet news about Lorgasm! Where's she going on a jetplane? Is she coming to California? I can't remember shit sometimes.

*fixes a raspberry smoothie, adds a double shot of ginkgo biloba*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:51 pm

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:02 pm

Oh, I love that song... Hiya ygmir! *hug*

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NTS: Get a guitar for baby RJ. When he becomes a rockstar, I'll be his personal Chef and Roadie Manager, travel all over the country in his rockstar RV with him and his Mama and Grandpa, make a sidetrip to Burning Man.....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:05 pm

HI Poo *hug back*.

I love most all Led Zeppelin.....so, do agree with you.

How's things?

you guys getting rain? It's pouring here.

how about a drink?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:12 pm

Things are good. Quiet. Peaceful.

Yeah, it's raining here. I like the rain though. It's very relaxing.
I hate the snails though that it brings out in herds. They are
killing my marigolds. Damn snails.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:18 pm

can you have chickens?
they are hell on snails and slugs......love'em more than the French......

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:27 pm

No chickens allowed here in our apartment community. Our neighbors in the houses out back have peacocks. They have the neatest call.

Funny you should mention chickens, though. Just the other day I was telling my ex that it sure would be nice to have a few, cuz we go through 18 eggs every week.

The French were really on to something when they started cooking up snails. I love 'em. Yummo! Can we eat American snails? Maybe I'll go google that. Maybe I'll start a snail farm on the porch, get 'em all fattened up on cornmeal and marigolds, then have a snail BBQ for all my friends.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:00 pm

Now I'm hungry again. I guess it doesn't help that I have the Food Network on most of the time,
watching all these cooking shows. Guy Fieri just made some potstickers.
I think I'll go tear up my kitchen and fix some up.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:06 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Now I'm hungry again. I guess it doesn't help that I have the Food Network on most of the time,
watching all these cooking shows. Guy Fieri just made some potstickers.
I think I'll go tear up my kitchen and fix some up.

no food...we are all alone here. no one is watching us. We could go over there and do some heavy kissing on the couch? no one will ever know....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:44 pm

*comes back in from kitchen, plops butt on couch*

I smell like shredded cabbage, onions, garlic, ginger, pork sausage and spices...but SURE!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:00 am

Awaken by the soft purrs from Miss Poo.

He Sees people outside the bar starting to stir.
Pulls Miss Poo close
Pulls the NEB up around both of them.

Continues to snuggle~

Goes back to sleepâ€¦.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:16 am

*wakes up out of a freaking scary ass nightmare, sees Mozy, is glad it was only just a dream, snuggles under NEB*

Man, I hate fucking nightmares. I was living back with my mom in NC. Beautiful open airy house in the country, but then my mom turned into this monster, and she and her monster friends were chasing me around the house. They were so scary and mean! So I ran away down to the river and there were dead people floating in the water. The monsters had gotten them. They were set on getting me too, but then I screamed out loud, woke myself up, woke poor little baby RJ up. I was so glad it was only a dream! I hate my nightmares! They're always so vivid and feel real. *shudders*

I find the whole dream very interesting, though, don't you Mozy?
My mother is a monster.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:37 am

It's only a dream.

You are safe now.
come here and lets spoon.
pulls her close.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:46 am

Yeah, I know it's only a dream, but dreams always mean something subconsciously. It's our brain's way of dealing with stuff when we sleep. I need coffee. Mexican coffee. Ole!! *throws a sombrero on to the Moosehead above the bar*

*comes out of the kitchen with coffee and a plate of fish tacos*

I think I will wear this today...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 05, 2009 8:03 am

throws the hat on the ground.
Does an awkward looking off beat white guy hat dance around it.

as he dances " I will tell you what I think later on the phone about that dream."

So lets enjoy the day. We have a big weekend coming up. and I have some surprises for you.

dances out the door~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 05, 2009 8:20 am

finds old video, noting Mozy, even as a boy, had a flair for the women and great moves......

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 8:23 am

Yeah! The Whole Earth Festival is at the University in Davis this weekend! Celebrating Spring! Celebrating our Earth! Lots of activities and entertainment!! Music! Dancing! Food! Art! Crafts! Information about recycling, making our planet a better place, how to make art out of trash!

For those in the area, here's a link ---> http://wef.ucdavis.edu/

A great day to spend Mother's Day!

Admission is FREE!!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue May 05, 2009 8:30 am

The outnumbered Mexicans defeated the French army in a great victory. It had consequences for America as well because the French defeat denied Napolean III the opportunity to resupply the Confederate rebels for another year.

Well worth a toast or two to the mexican's aid to defeat the Southern Confederate's Slave System!

A Toast to Mexico, Bartender!

AIIZ

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:14 am

Olah!
Como Estah (sp?)
Happy Cenco Di Mayo!!
Hey PM, Mozy, Ygmir, MonkyPoo, TITWI, and all my other brothahs and sistahs.

So far its been a crazy day. Ex BF back in town. He's been lettin me use his porch to store my things. However, looks like he's come back menstuating and wants my stuff OFF. So I started today bringing his mail (which I've been collecting while he's been living and workin in L.A) There's alot of stuff so this is gonna take me a while. Just gotta find storage and space to bring all the heavies. Have not seen this person since January and the first thing he does upon his arrival is call me and start yelling. HHHEEE'S BBBAAACCKKKK. Oh well. He wasn't there when I got there. Good thing. I hate drama. And today I got to go to trial to fight a speeding ticket. Then off to work then back to the ex's to get more stuff off his property. And today is my step-dad's b.day and I have yet to get him anything.

What a day.
The only thing keeping me going right now is you folks. Ican't wait to meet those I haven't met yet and embrace the ones that have. Thanks to everyone who has stood by me.

So here is my itinerary as far as travels. I arrive in SF on the 28th of August at 5:20 pm. I gotta be back at the SF airport Sunday night (Sept 6th I think) at 10:20 PM. If anyone wants to pick me up at the airport I would appreciate it. I'm a good driver and I've had all my shots.

Gotta get ready to meet the judge. I'll be writing more now and then. Pretty scared.

Hugs,
Lorgasm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:34 am

Monkeypoo wrote: Can we eat American snails?

The snails around here ARE French snails. There was a french colony at Hayward at one point, they brought snails, but left them behind. Where the excaped and bred like crazy, because they had no natural enemies.

At any rate that's the story, now that I'm grown up it sounds a bit urban legend... n the other hand, we have a lot of exotics in this corner of the world.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:35 am

HI Lorgasm.......

perhaps, if you think of this, the judge won't be so scarey..........

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good luck

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:45 am

Lorgasm wrote:So here is my itinerary as far as travels. I arrive in SF on the 28th of August at 5:20 pm. I gotta be back at the SF airport Sunday night (Sept 6th I think) at 10:20 PM. If anyone wants to pick me up at the airport I would appreciate it. I'm a good driver and I've had all my shots.

Wait a minute right there, miss kitty.

*grabs itinerary, scratches out a few things, makes corrections, hands it back*

You can't go back to the east coast. It's evil there. Bad things happen out there. It's because it's too close to the Bermuda Triangle.

(to all my friends out there on the eastcoast, I'm just kidding. I had lots of fun out there those 4 years.) Lorgasm, you should come to California and stay. You have family here. I was just telling this to Mozy this morning. Most of my family is back in NC. I haven't spoken to any of them since I left on that beautiful greyhound bus in January. You all are my family now. My daughter Sammi, baby RJ, Mozy, Bump, Gigglesnort, Sensei, Pinemom, Ygmir, AntiM, and soooo many more of y'all. I mean it. I told Mozy I feel more close to my Burner family (met and unmet) than I do my own blood kin! I have family here in Sacramento and I haven't even contacted them yet. Not sure I will because of all their drama. Life is too short for bullshit drama and chaos. The sunshine is great here, Sister Lorgasm. If we had any room for ya here, I'd adopt ya up. *hugs*

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:51 am

*jingling noise from a distance approaches, until...

*doors bust open*

Hey there! Can someone get this dang bell off of me? Some Buddhist monkey or something put it on me yesterday after complaining that I was making too much noise at the dalai lama event. Well, how was I to know that there weren't going to be cute female llamas there? They tricked me I tell you!

Licks Monkeypoo's head. Ahh...that's sweet of you, sending family love to Lorgasm. We sure do make a sweet family, don't we?

I hope that everything goes well for you Lorgasm!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:57 am

ygmir wrote:HI Lorgasm.......

perhaps, if you think of this, the judge won't be so scarey..........

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good luck

I loved Laugh In in the 60's. ...and, Lorgasm, you DO know that judges don't wear any clothes under their robes, right? Picture the judge playing with himself. Giggle at him under your breath.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:59 am

Lorgasm wrote:I'm trying to type in the dark and its very hard. Will someone please create a keyboard with keys that light up.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:00 am

Monkeypoo wrote:
Lorgasm wrote:So here is my itinerary as far as travels. I arrive in SF on the 28th of August at 5:20 pm. I gotta be back at the SF airport Sunday night (Sept 6th I think) at 10:20 PM. If anyone wants to pick me up at the airport I would appreciate it. I'm a good driver and I've had all my shots.
Wait a minute right there, miss kitty.

*grabs itinerary, scratches out a few things, makes corrections, hands it back*

You can't go back to the east coast. It's evil there. Bad things happen out there. It's because it's too close to the Bermuda Triangle. (to all my friends out there on the eastcoast, I'm just kidding. I had lots of fun out there those 4 years.) Lorgasm, you should come to California and stay. You have family here. I was just telling this to Mozy this morning. Most of my family is back in NC. I haven't spoken to any of them since I left on that beautiful greyhound bus in January. You all are my family now. My daughter Sammi, baby RJ, Mozy, Bump, Gigglesnort, Sensei, Pinemom, Ygmir, AntiM, and soooo many more of y'all. I mean it. I told Mozy I feel more close to my Burner family (met and unmet) than I do my own blood kin! I have family here in Sacramento and I haven't even contacted them yet. Not sure I will because of all their drama. Life is too short for bullshit drama and chaos. The sunshine is great here, Sister Lorgasm. If we had any room for ya here, I'd adopt ya up. *hugs*

thanks for including me, POO............((((((((hug))))))))))))

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:03 am

You're included in that family list of mine too, Mule.

*takes a fancy decorative sombrero, cuts two holes in it for Mule's ears, places it on his head*

Perfect.

I gotta get thebaby and me ready to go do errands. Love to all. See ya back here in a bit. Pretty day out. Have a good one!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:05 am

Monkeypoo wrote:Can we eat American snails? Maybe I'll go google that.

Gordon Ramsay did a segment on his show "The F Word" (the F stands for FOOD) on preparing garden snails for eating:

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LOVE that show.