CRUSH THIS

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:14 pm

Alpha wrote: Not to take away from Rob, he has a knack for coming up with the best captions!

Have to blame Evil Rob for that one. He keeps peeking around my consciousness and pitching in.

As to being crushed between two severe hotties, that just makes me all warm and fuzzy.

'Course I started out warm and fuzzy, but I digress...
Warmer and fuzzier?

KellY · Post by **KellY** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:21 pm

I crush Tisha, Alpha, and Samtzu for going out of their way to be supportive when being spitefully singled out by a trollish fuckhead.

I crush the BurningMan community for being some of the best people in world and this country to join with this in these scary times. I doubly crush ActionGirl, her sweetie whose name I always forget, Ludwig, Rivka and everyone else who sat in the office consoling each other as the returns came in.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:22 pm

I can crush an empty soda can on my head...

okay, not really, but I bet someone around here can.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:33 pm

Sensei wrote:I crush people who don't know the crush thread from their own ass.

It's simple really, if calicowboy doesn't see a penis in it- then its the crush thread.

Glad to be of help. Will there be any other questions?

On Topic- Big crush on Rian for coming back, we missed ya. But you already knew that.
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Cutie pie. (he he he he he he)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:45 pm

I crush Rob's brain and I want one just like it for Christmas...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:05 pm

Oh, Alpha... i crush you, too! I'm sorry if I seemed so inconsiderate!

Crush crush crush...

Oh, and Rian: are we making a Rob Sandwich with our crushes?

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:10 pm

Thanks you cuties, I feel all warm and crushy now.

Oh wait, that's just Rob sitting too close to me. By the way, I'm assuming that avatar has been possessed by Evil Rob?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:28 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Oh, Alpha... i crush you, too! I'm sorry if I seemed so inconsiderate!

Crush crush crush...

Oh, and Rian: are we making a Rob Sandwich with our crushes?

works for me.
after, can we have an alpha sandwich? kinda like an ice cream sandwich desert idea?

shouldn't sandwichman be arranging these, adding the mustard or whatever?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:30 pm

ooo... alpha sandwich.... sounds good to me.

Oh, and I crush Tish, because I haven't in a while.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:35 pm

oh my god, i think i'm dying.
i have to crush Rob AGAIN because, even though we're s'posed to be amusing him, he amuses me so much.

i just read your 'customer report'.
sorry guys, i don't even think i'd know how to post it. damn !!!!
teeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:00 pm

Now we're talkin! Someone 'butter' me up! :-P

ObCrush: spectabillis for that freaky avatar!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:33 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:oh my god, i think i'm dying.
i have to crush Rob AGAIN because, even though we're s'posed to be amusing him, he amuses me so much.

i just read your 'customer report'.
sorry guys, i don't even think i'd know how to post it. damn !!!!
teeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee

That was actually yesterday's response to my boss's question as to why there was no data on a specific graph in a test report.

"No problem chief, here you go."

I'm damn lucky my boss has a sense of humor.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:37 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:oh my god, i think i'm dying.
i have to crush Rob AGAIN because, even though we're s'posed to be amusing him, he amuses me so much.

i just read your 'customer report'.
sorry guys, i don't even think i'd know how to post it. damn !!!!
teeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee
That was actually yesterday's response to my boss's question as to why there was no data on a specific graph in a test report.

"No problem chief, here you go."

I'm damn lucky my boss has a sense of humor.

i crush the fuzzy kitty.
i'll see you in a week.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:32 pm

I *crush* Sam and Rob for cracking me up today!!

And I *crush* GE and Rian for being such hotties!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:37 pm

and I crush you right back, Tish... again...

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:01 pm

Aw, tomato-pesto-chevre on crusty white sourdough! Thanks! I needed a crush today, I wish you could pass that along to the mortgage companies, who don't seem to crush me at all.

Mmmmmm......tomato-pesto-chevre......mmmmmmmm.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:49 am

I crush Buckethead Alien for making me jump up and down with sheer giddiness in my apartment last night (and he wasn't even there with me, for pete's sake!). Also for reminding me what a FUCKING GOD lewis carroll is (as if I could forget, but sometimes I get sidetracked) and for inspiring me to pull out my Complete Works of Lewis Carroll book and read along...

That, and the simple kindness of the act, well.... he's won a special place in my heart, forever.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:26 pm

blyslv.

for being smart, witty, reserved when necessary, and kind except when the smack needs to be laid down.

*mwah*

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:39 am

Rob, for that excellent example of conflict resolution!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:42 am

Alpha wrote:Rob, for that excellent example of conflict resolution!

here, here!

it just makes me want to hug him and kiss him and tie him up...
oops, did i say that out loud? it's Lydia, that voice in my head, that's amking me do it!
guh!
GO BACK TO BED, YOU HUNGOVER NANNY!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:15 pm

Cold brisk nights and union square...... Your voice is in my head......I hear your wants and needs with your breath.........the days count away and time moves slowly forward.....biting anticipation that draws us closer..........a new beginning and a new way of sight.......I pull you closer.....our fears on our shoulders........the trembling anxiety..........soft lucious and sweet......tantalizing and delicate...........the sounds and the moments swirl around us in a blur.........the screams and the sighs........the nails ripping through my back........the soft tears of pleasure on your cheeks.......the warmth and feeling......

I crush you......

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:20 pm

Rivka and everyone else who sat in the office consoling each other as the returns came in.

I usually don't crush anyone except my enemies and my own balls once in a while. Rivka is one woman who I'd come damn close to making an exception for. Her, Angelica Houston and Isabella Rossellini.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:20 pm

Oh, and mom. Behind Angelica of course.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:44 pm

Stuie Baby! For taking a confession and turning into action! LOTS of ACTION! Creep-smacking, no-holds-barred ACTION!

And for the shortest conflict resolution on record.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:53 pm

I crush all thread cops!

I crush all mindless "me-tooers"!

I touch myself.

I crush misspellers worldwide.

I crush conflict junkies in gas masks.

I crush people who give a shit.

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:57 pm

we crush anyone and anything we want to.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:59 pm

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:we crush anyone and anything we want to.

Usually beneath the hooves of your steeds?

(Sorry, I'm a little confused as to whether or not they are Women or Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:59 pm

These long talks....these moments of quiet......her hands and her body as a whole.....her mind so thought out..........her free spirit and adventuring soul........her hair and her smells......I am crushed.......I cannot pursue.......I have lost her..........she has lost me in her mind.......my emptiness and my pain.........those eyes........they are like daggers at times........they pierce me in my vulnerable moments.......I am the fool for opening myself to this.......I should not have pushed and wanted so badly.........it would elate me to hear her voice..........it would bring my world crashing to never hear it again........her words fall upon my ears like a cool breeze on a warm day.........she calms me and disturbs me all at the same time.........I need her but all is lost........I am crushed

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:02 pm

sandwiches, anyone?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:01 am

Crushing Sensei with both arms and a leg for giving me a blow-my-hair back kiss in the Bar that lasted a whole 90 seconds.

MAN! My legs are still wobbly.

CRUSH THIS

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