The Bar

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:19 pm

Thanks for the sweet kisses MonkeyPoo.

I got some Aloe for your boobies. Let me fetch you a nice cold drink.

Allow me...

Lorgasm hands MonkeyPoo a Margarita then proceeds to apply the aloe on MonkeyPoo's sunburn.

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

I hope mommie dearest doesn't start blaming me for her damn anxiety attack (again). I got enough on my plate as it is. I love her very much and it just hurts when she showers me with negativity. Oh well. Nothing I can do except do what I gots to do.

And right now I feel like dancing. Where be the stripper pole?

Kisses!!!!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:21 pm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:13 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Kissing pinemom~
Kissing Risky~
kissing deb~ Oh hi your new here. i know who you are welcome
kissing ygmir~
Kissing AntiM~ ha ha Larry can't stop me.
Kissing Lorgasm~
kissing Monkey poo.

that's the second time you've kissed me, you rascal.......people will start to talk......hahahahaah

Hi Lorgasm, glad to see you're still walking the beam. THe pole is in my shop, as seen on "show me your junk" thread, and, noted by Pinemom..........

Hiya Poo:
Where ya been? dang sunburn, well, glad Lorgasm could help.........*wistful sigh...........*

hey Dougly, nice to see you pop in..........

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:14 pm

Needed that whiskey this morning (had nasty email, first thing), ygmir. hugs and kisses for you and the fembot.

Hey MozyBonz, kisses for you if you can tell me who I am? - it's been a day to forget!

thanks AntiM for the instructions, not sure I have it right yet but next time I stroke the juke box, we'll see. Ygmir tried to help me.

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Lorgasm - hugs to you. we're sharing a not so good day. Hope yours improves with kisses. Mamas don't really mean harm, just sometimes they do it without knowing. And because its mama, it hurts more, for some reason.

Kisses for Monkey Poo too. That kissing booth was a great idea.

And Da Mule what large lips you have? Great big smack for you! Can I rub under your chin too.

More kisses for Risky and Pinemon 'cause they are special!

okay, now for the bad news. Started out great. Went outside for errands. While in the car, the radio news comes on and another Canadian soldier died this morning in Afghanistan. Well, that hurts a bit 'cause I served and he was from the same base I was at in '76 and '77. But then I completely lost it, can't even see to drive and have to pull off the road for the tears streaming down my face. Turns out this twenty year old kid was killed in Panjwayi province.

Panjwayi was Caleb's online handle for his videos and Twitter.

Why was that his handle?

'Cause that's where the teacher at a girls school got his head taken off by the Taliban in front of his wee little daughters and his wife and the whole school of girls. When Caleb told me this story and how he witnessed it, he said that was the day he decided that these barbarians couldn't possibly be helped. If they couldn't even let little girls learn how to read, what hope was there for them? Caleb decided to come home then and talk to people and especially children about peace. I wish he'd stayed to do that job.

Bartender, I'd like to propose a new drink called Panjwayi which now means Peace. Let's put some whiskey on ice, add a sprinkle of soda and a squeeze of lime and toast to Caleb, if you don't mind.

I'll get this round. Salut. thanks for being here, thanks for listening.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:17 pm

Didn't see you there, Ugly Dougly when you snuck in with the game.

Would you like a Panjwayi?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:24 pm

b]Enough Hippie Music!1

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:17 pm

Sashays in to the bar to the great music, peeks around looking for a dance partner.

Where's that Ass when you need him?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:39 pm

Da Mule wrote:ooh, I like all of these kisses

an ass can never get too many kisses....

**Smoocch** sorry I missed you Da Mule..... if that is your real name....looks closely into eyes.. I see someone in there ...who is it I see behind those mule eyes?? come on you can tell me no one reads this thread. I wont tell.

Pucker up fishy you can't snark your way out of a kiss.

dances with Deb~~

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:44 pm

MozyBonz

Whirling about the dance floor, blows a kiss to Da Mule!

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:46 pm

And for a little variety...

It like Pet Shop Boy meet Devo meets Terminal City

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Drat, you have to use the link?

Martini Steve

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:53 pm

Hi, Steve - nice tune

I'm new here.

I see you like a martini - how do you take it?

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:59 pm

Any way you want to make it, but my favorite:

2 parts chocolate vodka, one part good chocolate liquor.

Martini Steve

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:02 am

You have stellar taste!

Stirred on the rocks, strained into a martini glass, with a cherry perhaps?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:03 am

Shaking things up a bit.

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StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:08 am

And one more from the Apokiliptika Juke Box:

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Martini Steve

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:15 am

I like this one too.

Love trains.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:35 am

Good evening folks!

Lorgasm wrote:Thanks for the sweet kisses MonkeyPoo.
I got some Aloe for your boobies. Let me fetch you a nice cold drink.
Allow me...
Lorgasm hands MonkeyPoo a Margarita then proceeds to apply the aloe on MonkeyPoo's sunburn.

I'm gonna need MORE ALOE. The pink has now turned to a bright hot RED.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:37 am

How about I get you a Margarita while we hunt for Lorgasm's aloe. Not sure where he left it.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:51 am

No margarita, thank ya kindly, but I will take some frosty cold iced sweet tea. I think we keep aloe behind the bar with the first aid kit.

I see you are up late too. I've been playing computer nerd for the last 4 hours. Downloaded McAfee, then a whole slough of problems started acting up, so I deleted Norton, then restarted, more problems, deleted Adobe stuff, restarted, reloaded Adobe, restarted, then came on eplaya but was missing some pulgins, went back to Adobe, downloaded some flash player thingamajig, restarted....ad nauseum... Then I downloaded Mozilla and now my computer is very happy again.

I hate computer stuff.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:55 am

Ice tea with lemon, coming up.

Yes, up late, can't sleep. Not a good day today.

Computer problems are a pain. You get one thing fixed and something else goes. Kind of like our bodies as we get older.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:15 am

I need to go to bed now. My daughter turned on the AC.

A shivering sunburned Monkeypoo bids you goodnight.
Peace!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:17 am

Adieu, mpoo

Peaceful dreams

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:27 am

Fuck your day.

Just thought I would drop this off from fucking work.

Got to get back to

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:31 am

Fuck yer day too

Thanks for the glorious rainbows!

Safety Third out there.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:35 am

Third Hell
We have him knocked down to 13th now.

Dam good thing he has a Cookie to keep track of him.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:40 am

Thirteen is a lucky number!

Cookies are good too.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:48 am

Lucky number but he dam near to out the "HomeBrew" bar with his Contraption last year.
LMAO

Shit I have to get out of here and back to work.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:51 am

Ciao, sorry you didn't have time for a drink at the bar! Come again soon.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:14 am

*sneaks into barn, seeing if I can surprise Mule*

dang, not here........he's keeping time somewhere, I wonder............hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm

*enters tack room, slips behind secret door, enters bar via super secret underground entrance, emerging in the BPR* (basement pleasure room)

hey, looks like a busy night, how nice..........sorry I missed you, POO, Deb, Steve.........

well,
I'll put the coffee on, it looks like Fembot is still recharging.......looks like she got used a lot last night..........

*noting her clothing askew, highly polished "thighs" somewhat smeared with, who knows what*

ya gotta love an anatomically correct robot...........

*heads to the ROS in the corner under the moose*

*strokes Juke on the way by*

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:26 am

*pours coffee, climbs back under blanket*

'Morning Yg.
This is waaaaay too early to be up.
The peacocks aren't even up yet.

The Bar

needed that whiskey

another one for Ugly Dougly

dancing music!

dancing

brilliant

Thirteen