The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:36 pm

* must have strength, must resist temptation, need help from **burn**, or, someone*

*temptation great, will eroding*

**sound of fingernails on chalkboard**

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:42 pm

oh dear, what's the temptation?

HELP someone, please.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:58 pm

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**burn** · Post by **burn** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:00 pm

ygmir,

We will take this one brief moment to look away while you partake with your one true love.
While I prefer it to be quick and dirty, feel free to destroy the whole bar if you must.
Every countertop, each stool, all doorways.
You are the one who cleans it all up, after all.

winks at ygmir, grabs a bottle of scotch and exits the bar,
not to return until the smell of ygmir's coffee indicates that he has expressed himself fully and regained his composure.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:02 pm

nnnyuck, nnnyuck, nnnyuck

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:04 pm

oooooow, I guess I'm grabbing the whiskey and heading out too.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:14 pm

*enraptured singing of OMWs, emanating from near and far, throngs "of the body", dancing merrily and naked across the playa, into and out of "The Bar" (the Bar is good, the Bar is great, all hail the Bar)
the will of Landru, be done............*

** tuning into secret hitchin post bar cam**

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Thanks **burn**, I'm all better now..................

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:22 pm

phwew, that was dramatic!

Are you ready to make nice now?

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:31 pm

*peeks down from the chandelier, swinging back and forth slowly, hanging by her monkey tail, *

Howdy all. Didn't know I was up here now, did ya?

Glad to see ya got your greenhouse done, Mozy. I played in the dirt this afternoon for a long while, potting flowers and plants. I had my little helper baby RJ helping me out on the patio. He likes flowers. He picks 'em and tries to eat them, though.

Slowly checking off more items on my BM2009 List. It's coming along quite well thus far. I'm not feeling as overwhelmed anymore. Today I bought my water and set it aside with a tote that is accumulating little things here and there. It tickled the shit outta me. Imagine water making a person so happy. I'm easily pleased these days by the little things. *sigh*

*looks at list*

Water. Check! Playa clothes, glo poi, shoes/boots, toiletries, blanket, jacket, pillow, tent and sleeping bag being loaned by a friend... It's all coming together.

NTS: DO NOT FORGET SUNSCREEN!!!!!!!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:37 pm

What's goin' to grow in the greenhouse, Mozy?

Mpoo, you must have a really strong tail! Were you up there through that whole storm?

(pours another whiskey)

Like your list idea. I haven't made my list yet - better do that soon. I keep my stuff in one spot though and put it away clean so it's pretty easy. Are you bringing a Bike?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:54 pm

Orchids~

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:03 am

I love orchids. My grampa used to have a greenhouse full of them. He was so careful with them and used to show them in Toronto.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:31 am

Orchids looks like vaginas. I think that's why Mozy likes to grow them.

Yeah, Deb, I have a bike but it's my daughter's. She never rides it so she lets me use it. It's a sweeeeeet Micargi Beach Cruiser - black with pink rims. I love it because it's just so dang cute and girly! It doesn't have the gears and brakes like the pic does, though. Sometimes I forget that fact and freak out when I have to stop myself with the pedals.

I love the way it rides, but I am told it is too nice of a bike to take to the playa, and that I should go get a used bike instead.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:38 am

That bike might be too nice but comfort is a factor. If you like it and your daughter won't use it then go ahead. If you feel you want to keep it nice then a beater bike is a good idea. Tires are critical.

ooooo, "Orchids looks like vaginas. I think that's why Mozy likes to grow them. "

I wonder if that's what my grampa was up to??? Naw, don't want to go there.

Time for bed, 'night all.

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:01 am

And now, a little more Apokiliptika Juke Box!

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And off for one more martini before bed time!

Martini Steve

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:09 am

really enjoying the Apokiliptika jukebox.

headed to bed shortly

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:34 am

In honor of the coming weekend!

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Early Blondie! My Fave! And everyone thinks Blondie is the 80s!

Martini Steve

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:09 am

*strolls into barn, check to see if Mule has been home*

seems not....WTH.........

*saunters into bar through back doors, feeling almost "hung over" from the semi-apocalyptic events here last night.......*

Wow, it was like a huge flashback............dang.......the memories......*eyes get sort of wet*

*notes mess in bar*
*grabs Fembot remote, hits "super clean up"*

I'll make coffee while that super sexy Fembot works her mechanical magic.

*notes Fembot going "commando" with her french maid outfit.......grin....*

I'll hand spread playa dust when Fembot gets done cleaning........*gotta remember to hit the "playa dust ignore" override button*

I'll just head over to the HOLE...........

*strokes Juke*

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:21 am

*wakes up, rubs eyes, uncurls from around the chandelier, hangs from tail, pokes fembot on head mischievously, giggles*

Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Here's my favorite little jingle this morning.
Last night when the commercial came on, I stood up and started doing the dance in the livingroom.
Sammi about pissed herself laughing.
It's a cute little dance. Of course, I would have written it with more butt wiggle and definitely
given the ending "sandwich" part a little more freak & kink to it, but then I don't write
commercials for Jack now, do I? Too bad.

It's only 5 dance moves - mini buffalo ranch chicken sandwich - so practice up, burner freaks.
Get it down, add some wiggles to it and let's all do at the Booby Bar together.
NAKED.....with only neon pink furry hats and boots on.

How fun would that be??!!!!

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*gets mental image of Mozy, Bump, Yg, Risky, ibdave, Pinemom, Mule, Deb and others doing
the naked line dance in neon pink boots and hats out on the playa, starts cracking up laughing,
almost falls out of chandelier*

OMG, you people keep me so amused in my imagination sometimes...

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:25 am

opens door, looks left, looks right.
Is it safe? sniff sniff.

I smell coffee! It must be safe!
strolls into bar.

The place looks pretty good for the hell that was raised by ygmir and his wiener.
I know you can't help but get out the old wiener and going crazy every now and then.
So hopefully you got it out of your system for a bit.

fills cup with coffee; adds some of Deb's whiskey; grabs a celery stick out of someone's all you can eat salad bar with a bloody mary back.

Now enough about wieners. Here's bacon!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:31 am

*twiddling thumbs, making circles in dust with toe, slightly embarrassed, blushing*

well, err, uh...........

*casts admiring look at **burn** *
you are so perceptive.......

*heads back to the shadowy spot and the ROS.............nibbling bacon*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:39 am

YUM. That bacon looks good enough to swim in. YUM.

BTW: oneeyeddick informed me I really did actually win
the pound of bacon swine flu contest. He said I could collect
my pork prize at the Booby Bar. Does my bacon prize come
fully cooked? If so, might I suggest you serve them to me
as Bacon-wrapped Scallops?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:49 am

Cleans out his whiskey cabinet~
Packs his back pack~
Slips out the back door~
Heads for deep playa looking for some peace~

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Bump and I will not be going to Burning Man this year.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:56 am

MOzy:
say it aint so.............
can I help change your mind, or, make it possible?......

dang...........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:08 am

No
And I would like to make something clear.
Bump and I will NEVER step foot in the booby bar.
They should know why.

Iâ€™m done here for a while.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:41 am

See ya when Ya get back MozY!
Have a safe but FUN trip!

Tis ok...you no go to Booby Bar...not all bars are good for all people.

I wouldnt go to a snm type place...Not that Im against it...It just aint my cup of TEA...hahahaha PK that reminds me of" TEA" hahahaaa
But everyone has their fav's right?

Oh lovely Ygmir...how cute...the aroma of Fake hot dogs lingers in the air still since last night!

And just a little note to all those who are finding hardships in these trying times in the state of the nation affairs....
I know it is crunching on the time in the desert and the plans there of getting there...It will be there next yr...and Rumor has it...It will be better!

"what will it be....here in Eplaya Bar?"

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:47 am

MozyBonz wrote:Orchids~

MozyBonz wrote:Bump and I will not be going to Burning Man this year.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:48 am

pinemom wrote:See ya when Ya get back MozY!
Have a safe but FUN trip!

Tis ok...you no go to Booby Bar...not all bars are good for all people.

I wouldnt go to a snm type place...Not that Im against it...It just aint my cup of TEA...hahahaha PK that reminds me of" TEA" hahahaaa
But everyone has their fav's right?

Oh lovely Ygmir...how cute...the aroma of Fake hot dogs lingers in the air still since last night!

And just a little note to all those who are finding hardships in these trying times in the state of the nation affairs....
I know it is crunching on the time in the desert and the plans there of getting there...It will be there next yr...and Rumor has it...It will be better!

"what will it be....here in Eplaya Bar?"

Edit: too put it into a PM you can't see
gives pinemom a smooch

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:54 am

MozY BonZ

~~~~SMOOCH~~~~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:05 am

MozyBonz wrote:No
And I would like to make something clear.
Bump and I will NEVER step foot in the booby bar.
They should know why.

Iâ€™m done here for a while.

dang............