The Bar

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:31 am

WTF???

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:22 pm

ok, I'm ready for a nightcap.
Who's in?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:56 pm

hmmm, looks kinda like it's just you and me, Risky.

What happened today? Wasn't online till late and it feels like bad vibes?

How about some happy music...

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**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:02 am

I love the muppets!
And I love the happy music.
Thanks for sharing a drink with me.
I am off to bed.
See you in the morning for coffee with ygmir.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:04 am

good night Risky, see you in the morning!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:29 am

G'Mornin so much to do so much to do!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~

Oh...woops

Coffeeeeeeee!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:35 am

are you always this perky at 6 am, or did someone finally bring some good coke to reno?

i need whatever it is.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:53 am

Do you know what a oxymoron statement like
"good coke to Reno" IS?

hahahhaaaaa....no....BAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaaaa

Im just fucking happy I didnt wake up Dog ass sick with everyone dropping like fly's!

Going going going "campin" WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
T-minus 24 hours count down@!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:33 am

*wanders in late............*

dang, I slept in, thanks for coffee, PM...........

Is that Simon I see was in here? He never stopped in that I know of,...........I thought he was a tea teetotaler..........

well, we can always pour him a ginger ale.....or mary-ann, depending on taste...........

I'll just head on over to the ROS.......

*pushes Fembot remote for breakfast service*

a tune?

*strokes Juke*

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:48 am

i am somewhat of a t-totaller during my time in defaultia, but on the playa i tend to use vodka to temper the edges of my chemical sword, and smooth out the rough spots off of the hallucinations.

i do like an occasional boilermaker, but only after a rough day. in honesty, i am like those heathen hippies in that respect, i prefer herbal libations as it has never gotten me into trouble.

i ALWAYS get into trouble when i start drinking...so i try to be careful and not over-do it.

my issue is the classic ones too many, and a thousand never enough.

it is one of those chemicals too, that increases the desire, but ruins the experience or performance, so it's counterprofucktive (tm).

i never wear beer goggles either, as this in the past has led me to many bad decisions which i still regret, and the fact that i had to chew my arm off one morning to slip out without waking one of those before mentioned mistakes.

it took having a prosthetic surgically attached to make me wake up and smell the irish coffee. "simon doesnt do so well when he's on a bender" is the opinion that for me has become law.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:02 am

well,
nice to see you pop in nontheless..........

when you say "an occasional boilermaker"...........

oysters or snails, Spartacus?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:16 am

our rendition of the Pabst Smear is my drink at the ONLY bar in Rochester, located at 666 South Ave of course, and it is one shot of piss warm bad well whisky with an ice cold pbr in a can chaser.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:34 am

then, sir, allow me............

happy breakfast

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:46 am

good monrnin' .......!

wow, howdy simon! i finally figured out "constant state of denio" ... found it on a map! i always wondered about that... (yes i know that is very yesterday)

can i have something healthy please, fembot?

fembot loves me

hope y'all have a good time camping .... i'll wave as i drive by!

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:01 pm

Hey everyone! Ok, so who's the moron who left playa dust on everything all year, now making it twice as hard to remove? Oh yeah... that would be me. Guess it makes a nice coating after all

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:57 pm

and , who would want to remove said playa dust, anyway?............

Jeeze, moron is such an overused term...........

giggle.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:57 am

*strolls into barn, noting Mules straw unused*

I'm wondering if Mule is shacking up with some Jenny, somewhere...........

*climbs to hayloft, takes secret zip line crossing to bar "Attic of Saftety and Security", grabs fire/dancing pole and slides down out of A.S.S. into bar*

wow, not much action last night.........

where is that remote?

*notes Fembot remote hanging from lanyard around "Freddy Mercury blowup doll"*...........
HHHMMM, I remember an old Twilight Zone episode about mannequins

presses "morning" button (to start coffee, bacon, and grilled cheese)

*notes Fembot starting chores, dress on backwards.......*

I'll head to the HOLE (appropriate considering my entrance)

*strokes Juke on the way by*

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ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:07 am

I have a 4 day weekend and just about have the Playa RV packed... Heading to San Luis Obispo. Drinking Pepsi, eating cereal and watching cartoons....

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:35 am

nuthin better..........

well, maybe cold pizza instead of cereal...............

for you:

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:20 am

ygmir wrote: oysters or snails, Spartacus?

Nails not snails!

How about some Muesli?

OK, I am having bacon and eggs today...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:47 pm

Damn. I'm 3 pages behind BUT.... Epiphany!!!!

*light bulb went off above Poo's head*

Some were wondering how we could get to page 3000 or something before the burn. On the DON'T POST HERE thread is the solution.

A VORTEX.

Example:

Monkeypoo wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote: Someone mentioned a Black Hole.
PENIS IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
that might be wood I'd keep away from the chuck and it's sharp teeth......
I dunno about that, hon. Teeth can be fun.

VORTEX CONTINUIM!!!!!!!!!!
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OK. So like we start our own vortex. I'll start....

I heart eplaya.

Now it's your turn. Wheeeeeeee! Let the ride begin!!!!!!!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:16 pm

Olah Peeps,

Just gettin through the day. Being taunted by fantasies of moving to Reno. My angels are trying to tell me something I just know it. Maybe do some researching during my journey to BRC. See what the area has to offer; or I it. Maybe look at the neighbooring towns: Sparks, Elko, etc.

Oh and yes, even bigger fantasies of the burn. Can't wait.

Hope everyone is doing okay. My girlfriend stopped by to give me something special for my wrist pain. Found a new doctor and hopefully now I can see what is causing this terrible pain. Would like to get better by the time I see you lovelies. I got so much to do when I get there. Don't want to let anyone down.

Back to laundry. Love to you all!

Lorgasm
(back by popular demand)

((((DAMULE)))))

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:33 pm

ROCK OUT...

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:41 pm

pokes head in, wondering where everyone's gone to? Brings in bottle of Canadian whiskey.

hey, Simon's been here. whiskey and PBR, eh? sounds familiar.

Lorgasm, there's lots of nice folks in Reno area. Some of the best burners EVAR.

Pinemom, did you get garden time today or are you packing off to the playa?

Looks up at the chandelier checking for Monkeypoo.

Time for a shot, then off to visit my son. See y'all later.

Raises shot of whiskey, Salut!

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:30 am

*Wanders in*

Gee its quiet for this time of night! Just spent an hour or so writing a "recruitment memo" for our campers... lol I hope at least a few of them have enthusiasm at a level approaching mine! C'est le vie or however you spell that froggy stuff. Time for bed!

*Walks over to the rug in front of ROS, circles three times, lies down and tucks tail around head (because he can)*

ZzZzZzZ

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:50 am

*comes skidding up to hitchin post on "adult size" big wheel 3 wheel tricycle*

wow, you can scoot here with a tail wind........

*strolls into bar, noting not much mess*
Hhhmmm, pretty quiet here last night.........
*notes shape in front of ROS on rug, all curled up, still sleeping*
Is that BBD?

*tiptoes over to Fembot remote, pushes "mute" first, then "coffee, and bacon" button*

wow, for a robot, she's still awfully "hot"..........

*heads for HOLE, staying quiet so the morning song has full effect*

*strokes Juke on the way by*

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howjon2001 · Post by **howjon2001** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:27 am

There's nothing wrong with an eye-opener in the morning.
A drop of brandy in your coffee is fine.
Wine or beer with lunch is perfectly OK.
A boilermaker or two after work is a great idea.

BUT this business of SIP,SIP,SIP all day long has got to STOP!

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:52 am

*lifts head from furry mass on floor, sniffs hot coffee*

MMMM thanks ygmir! Don't mind if I do! How is everyone today???

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:59 am

Working my ass off thanks to all these old peeps falling down and going boom!

Grey out, wishing I could have me a little drinky-poo

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:36 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:

Ahh hellfire! I haven't had a good PBR since I left the South. It's the champagne of all us Dirty Southern Burners, dontcha know?!!

Man, I miss my southern burner friends!! We had some damn good fun out there. Yeeeeehaw!!!! Funny, I'm baking beer-can chicken today and homemade beer bread. And dammit I can't believe it, I'm actually listening to CMT. And now for something entirely different. *humps the jukebox in her cowboy boots*

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This is what happens when a native California girl goes and spends some time in the south for 4 years and then comes back. I am a hippie cowgirl. Hey! At least they didn't turn me into a NASCAR freak. Thank God.