The Bar

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:17 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Funny, I'm baking beer-can chicken today and homemade beer bread.

PS: What's even funnier is that the beer bread is spiked with special herbs and I'm not telling anyone.
This is Karma for all the bullshit chaos they put me through this week, not appreciating me and all. Hmpfh.

Confession: Yes, I can be a very spiteful, rebellious, naughty girl sometimes.
Fuck with me and I'll fuck you...or at least get you fucked up.

Naughty naughty mischievous rebellious vindictive Monkeypoo, I know. Hee hee!!! I think I need a spanking.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:32 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Confession: Yes, I can be a very spiteful, rebellious, naughty girl sometimes.
Fuck with me and I'll fuck you...or at least get you fucked up.

Naughty naughty mischievous rebellious vindictive Monkeypoo, I know. Hee hee!!! I think I need a spanking.

No wonder some guys are afraid of me.

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I really am a very nice girl. Really! *wink wink*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:00 pm

Yeah, I know I'm blowing up the bar and jukebox. It's because I can.

GET UP AND FUCKING DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sheryl is fucking HOT.
She makes me wanna go grow my hair long and get it permed. Yay!

Confession: I just spiked the creamy chicken gravy too. I am sooooo naughty. So sooooo naughty.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:03 pm

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I love being a Cali Girl.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:13 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:Funny, I'm baking beer-can chicken today and homemade beer bread.
PS: What's even funnier is that the beer bread is spiked with special herbs and I'm not telling anyone.
This is Karma for all the bullshit chaos they put me through this week, not appreciating me and all. Hmpfh.
Confession: Yes, I can be a very spiteful, rebellious, naughty girl sometimes.
Fuck with me and I'll fuck you...or at least get you fucked up.

Naughty naughty mischievous rebellious vindictive Monkeypoo, I know. Hee hee!!! I think I need a spanking.

*swings innocently down from the chandelier by her monkey tail with an oh-so guilty look on her face, GRINNING after eating homemade bread*

THIS SHIT IS TO FUCKING DIE FOR and IS THE FUCKING BOMB!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!

*giggles*

Ok! OK! OK! I CONFESS FURTHER!!!!!!

The bread was spiked!
The chicken was spiked! (I made a mean rub on that chicky bird too, baby)
The gravy is spiked! (You thought that was parsley or rosemary????? HA!)
The garlic mashed potatoes are spiked!

OK. So, GET OFF MY BACK, Mister Subconscious! I was doing it in FUN! (MY FUN)
OK. So. maybe I'm mischievous.
OK. So. I like to have the upper hand sometimes.
OK. So. I'm a bad girl sometimes.

Gotta love me!

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:26 pm

*Doggy sneaks up behind Monkeypoo and tickles her silly!*

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:01 pm

Deb sneaks up behind Big Blue Doggy and tickles him silly too.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:03 pm

Aren't you just a little bit ticklish?
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bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:04 pm

*Doggy squeals like a girl!*

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:07 pm

got time for a drink, bigbluedoggy?

I'm having a whiskey on ice, myself.

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:14 pm

I'll stick to my sasparilla! Thanks!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:18 pm

Had to google sasparilla! Sounds like it's a soda drink? Is it tart or sweet?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:25 pm

Sasparilla is YUM......
Wish I had time to enjoy some, just in here to finish off
the left over cold, stale, coffee.
With a pinch of snuff, and some Copenhagen ahhhh
LUNCH, is served....

The true diet of night shifts in the boon docks.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:30 pm

Too bad there isn't a little cafeteria there to serve up something yummy and nutritious.

How you doing, goathead? Have you been home already this week?

Hipcheck the jukebox for a little rousing music.

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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:38 pm

LMAO
Don't need a cafeteria.
I have BRUNO's

Besides eating in the middle of the night leads to SLEEPING.

I got 30 hours off, just enough time to go home, see my bro before he takes off for Alaska and come back to work.
It was nice sleeping in my own bed, so I ain't going to bitch to much.

You taking care of yourself?

You seem to be keeping some late hours yourself.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:41 pm

Glad you got home. Family is important to keeping your sanity.

Have been keeping irregular hours. I received a nasty email the other accusing me of having murdered Caleb. It has set my nerves on edge again and thrown my sleep patterns off. I'm going for counseling on Tuesday so hopefully that will help a little.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:58 pm

Sanity?
Highly over rated.
It was good to see my wife and my brother though.

I know you have, I skim through here when I get a chance at nights.
Don't always have a chance to post, but I have noticed you have been keeping some late hours.

Don't quite know what to say about the nasty e-mails.
Different people handle their pain in different ways.
Some blame themselves, some blame others.

I still think you should take Barbie up on her offer.

If your going to hurt at least you should get a good sun tan.
Spoken from PERSONAL experiance.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:01 am

Thanks goathead. I'm thinking on Hawaii and Barb's offer. It seems like a good idea. It's hard to let yourself do stuff like that when you're in so much pain.

Stay away from Bruno's ravioli, eh?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:11 am

*laughing from a good tickling*

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Dinner has left me feeling rather giddy....OH MY!!!
....and OH BOY HOWDY wasn't it fun watching my family laugh and giggle after they ate their supper.

They're all passed out now. heeheehee!

I'm dangerous.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:12 am

Prime rib tonight.

Which means prime rib sandwiches tommarrow.

I know it's tough to be good to yourslef in times like that.
It hurts so good I don't understand....
LMAO
I don't know why we enjoy being miserable so much.
Sort of like me being here?????
I really should get a life.

Hey yg I seen you sneak in.

Crap and I have to do some work now.
Get to bed Deb.....
Get some rest.....

I don't want to see you back in here tonight.....
Otherwise we have our ways of dealing with your type...

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:17 am

Yeah, for prime rib sandwiches. That sounds yummy.

Okay, this is my last post, goathead. Headed for bed now, I promise.

I can tell you guys got a way to treat someone like me. Heck, monkeypoo's putting her whole crew to sleep with herbs in the dinner!

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:22 am

Hey Deb! Yeah sasparilla is strictly non-alcy, kind of like root beer... been sober 23 years next week. Just means I'm crazier than ever though! Hiya goathead, Hi Monkeypoo! Was out enjoying this incredible night in the hot tub! And now its sleepy time!

*Dog goes over to the rug in front of the ROS and circles 3 times, drops into a furry heap and instantly snores loudly*

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:47 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Okay, this is my last post, goathead. Headed for bed now, I promise.
I can tell you guys got a way to treat someone like me.

Good thing too.

Guess I will put the gummy bear gag ball and the NEB away.
No need to wake up BBD either.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:04 am

bigbluedoggy wrote:Hey Deb! Yeah sasparilla is strictly non-alcy, kind of like root beer... been sober 23 years next week. Just means I'm crazier than ever though! Hiya goathead, Hi Monkeypoo! Was out enjoying this incredible night in the hot tub! And now its sleepy time!

*Dog goes over to the rug in front of the ROS and circles 3 times, drops into a furry heap and instantly snores loudly*

We normally have at least one tap at the Home Brew Bar devoted to such things.

Good thing Deb went to bed, I was wondering if we would have to put her in the ROS and lick her feet until she was so exghausted from laughing she would have no choice but to get a good nights sleep.

Covers BBD with NEB.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:00 am

Looks like every one is sleeping quitely in their ROS's
While visions of white outs dance through their heads.

Might as well set up the coffee and BACON for the fembot to fix.
yg should be in here just about any time now to
TURN HER ON.....

Note to self,
Order common household appliances for ROS.
Remember it's not a real toy unless it has a power cord and a remote.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:08 am

*wanders in rubbing eyes, scratching...........*

wow, I take it I missed some fun in here last night.......dang........

*noting stuff all set up for Fembot*
thanks GH...........

*notes Deb and BBD sleeping at and in ROS's......*

well,
*sets Fembot remote to "Sunday morning", and pushes "power"*

wow, it works......

*notes Fembot, making coffee, bacon, and pole dancing all at the same time.......*

I gotta go out back and check on the Pink Underground Super Secret Yurt.............

*tickles Juke on the way out the back door*

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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:45 am

Runs in the door
Grabs a cup of coffee, a shot of whiskey and a handful of fembot.
SHIT wish I could stay.

Just another little rub on the way out.......

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:17 am

*A furry blob emerges from beneath the NEB on the floor and makes its way towards the bar with no visible means of motion. A blue paw reaches upwards and grabs a cup of coffee and disappears back into the furry mass, which after a moment transforms into a canine shape with a smile on its face.*

Ahhh thanks Goathead and ygmir! What a lovely day it's becoming!

*glances at fembot*

hmm that would need a few modifications to be of use for me...

Must be a bot catalog around here somewhere!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:58 pm

This song makes me happy and brings me peace.

*hippie dance*

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:24 pm

GET OUT ON THE FUCKING DANCE FLOOR, YOU FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A change will do us GOOD!!!

*wiggle wiggle bump bump bump*