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theCryptofishist
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Is that how you got your fucking name?CapSmashy wrote:Well fuck... hit it with a fucking hammer. That's always fucking worked for me.theCryptofishist wrote:Fuck, Smashy, what the fuck should I do?
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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CapSmashy
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Nope. I kicked in the windshield on a fucking new BMW in a fucking parking lot that was populated with fucking asshole frat boys out looking for fucking trouble from the nearby college.theCryptofishist wrote:Is that how you got your fucking name?
It was a fast fucking lesson to leave the punker kids alone.
I am much more fucking mellow these days compared to my youth.
Hitting things with a fucking hammer has evolved over time as a igrew older and realized opposable thumbs and tools were more fucking effective for fucking shit up.
Playawaste Raiders cordially invites you to suck it.
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The CO
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Fucking glad to here yer good(er) news Cap. I am organizing a benefit concert for a friend recently diagnosed with a brain tumor. Here's hoping it works out for him.
M*A*S*H 4207th: An army of fun.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
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regynalonglank
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fuckity fuckity. at least this time when I pay the ticket I can have the satisfaction of knowing that I actually did the crime. fuckers. why oh why the fuck didn't I listen to that little voice telling me to slow down? fuck! never tell the little voice you are just trying to dry off your fucking windshield. just don't fucking do it!
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regynalonglank
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but here's the thing I forgot to fucking tell you. so I couldn't get my license out of my wallet, it just would not come out. I ask him if I need to take it out, or if he can just look at it in there. he takes the wallet, I start looking for my registration. now like a total moron I don't have the recent copies of anything, old version of reg, old version of insurance too. fuck. not like me. give him what I have. he hands me back the wallet, he has removed all of my cards, and taken the license.
it felt like a total invasion of my privacy to have him pull out all of my credit cards, bank cards, insurance cards, library card, literally everything in my wallet he went through. I never said ok to that.
he did let me off on the expired paperwork, so I guess I fucking got off lucky. although it doesn't feel that way...
fuck. sometimes I am so dumb!
it felt like a total invasion of my privacy to have him pull out all of my credit cards, bank cards, insurance cards, library card, literally everything in my wallet he went through. I never said ok to that.
he did let me off on the expired paperwork, so I guess I fucking got off lucky. although it doesn't feel that way...
fuck. sometimes I am so dumb!
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AntiM
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Fuck. Updates on my brother with multiple myeloma who just had the stem cell transplant and is still in isolation in the hospital. He had pain in his chest, turns out he has an ulcerated esophagus. Impressive lesions says the doctor. Fuck. He has no immune system or platelets, so it will heal slowly. In the meantime, he can have nothing by mouth, not even ice chips. His GI doctor wants him in ICU, the cancer/transplant docs say no, he has to remain in the isolation ward. He's on some really heavy duty painkillers, so communication is difficult. He says he isn't dying yet, but he feels it may be touch and go.
Fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck.
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theCryptofishist
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Fuck. There was a time when ice chips by mouth was the most wonderful I could imagine or experience. And I hated it, fucking hated it, when I couldn't have them.
Fevers of 40 degrees. Yow! I mean fuck.
(((((((AntiM)))))))
Fevers of 40 degrees. Yow! I mean fuck.
(((((((AntiM)))))))
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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theCryptofishist
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regynalonglank
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I just have to tell you that this fucking visual has stuck with me since that day. thank you so fucking much for bringing back the fabulous fucking memories...fuck. ew! why the fuck a few simple words can invade your brain and roll around in there for fucking ever I will never know.AntiM wrote:A bad, bad fuck. The bad fucking fuck where the damn condom falls off and you have to fish it out.
so fuck. thanks for that!
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regynalonglank
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oh yeah...and I hope your fucking brother is ok. I really do. and also really actual thank you for the reality readjust the other day. some things are so not fucking important, and sometimes it takes a fuck like you to remind me. good fucking work. keep it the fuck up.
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AntiM
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You are so fucking welcome. What's ooky is the guy fucking still lives in town and his kid is friends with my nephew. We haven't crossed paths and I'm truly happy about that, because I have repressed a lot of fucking memories, but not that one.regynalonglank wrote:I just have to tell you that this fucking visual has stuck with me since that day. thank you so fucking much for bringing back the fabulous fucking memories...fuck. ew! why the fuck a few simple words can invade your brain and roll around in there for fucking ever I will never know.AntiM wrote:A bad, bad fuck. The bad fucking fuck where the damn condom falls off and you have to fish it out.
so fuck. thanks for that!
Glad to be of fucking service.
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Here and there
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So two weeks ago I sent out a nice fat invoice that was gonna start filling up the hole I dug with my trip out to the desert. On Tuesday I got the damn thing back because I had the wrong address. I have a loaf of bread, pb & j, 2 cans of beans and some fucking spaghetti. Oh, and a huge pile of fucking bills.
Fuck, fuckity-fuck!
I hate it when I'm the fucking dumb-ass.
Oh, I have a full can of coffee. All is not lost.
Fuck, fuckity-fuck!
I hate it when I'm the fucking dumb-ass.
Oh, I have a full can of coffee. All is not lost.
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Box Burner
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I understand that bills are fucking good for starting a fire in the fireplace.
I wish this fucking cough and flu would go away. I need to get a fucking job. And it seems as if I cannot get warm enough. Guess Ill go burn some fucking bills.
I wish this fucking cough and flu would go away. I need to get a fucking job. And it seems as if I cannot get warm enough. Guess Ill go burn some fucking bills.
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goathead
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Sorry to hear about your cat.pinemom wrote:Fuckkkkkkkkkkk...so in trying to except that my kitty is gone...I have people responding to the lost cat ad..
So the hope keeps fucking coming...and so do the tears and still no Ebis. FUCK!
My wife just lost hers Stewie, last week.
Time to start shooting
FUCKING COYOTES.
Again.
Fuck this sore throat and sinus drainage! It woke me up which is the only real reason why I am even on the computer this early in the day (being a second shift worker!) Oh, and fuck that I let my poor sense of time start to interfere with getting to work on time again. We've got a new department head and she apparently wants to be strict about such things.
(...and I will also be happier when this whole election is over with! Phooey!)
(...and I will also be happier when this whole election is over with! Phooey!)
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch