Random thoughts...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:15 pm

the fire elf wrote:

"It's"

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:16 pm

1 & 2: (singing, mumbled) hhmhmhmhmh... mhmmhmh mhmhm hhmhmmhm mhmhmmhmhmh
1: What's that on top of the telly-vision set?
(pause)
2: (matter-of-factly) Looks like a penguin.
(pause)
2: It's been a long time there, now, has it?
1: What's it doin' there?
2: Standin'!
1: I can see that!
(pause)
1: If it laid an egg, it would roll down the back of the telly-vision set.
2: Ummmm. I hadn't thought of that.
1: Unless it's a male.
2: Yes. It looks fairly butch.
(pause)
1: Per'aps it's from next door.
2: (yelling) NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come
from the Antarctic!
1: (yet louder) BURMA!!!
(they both stop short, looking around)
2: Why'd'j say that?
1: I panicked.
2: Oh.
1: Per'aps it's from the zoo.
2: Which zoo?
1: (angrily) 'ow should I know which zoo it's from?!? I'm not Doctor bloody
Bernofsky!!
2: 'Oo's Doctor bloody Bernofsky?
1: He knows everything.
2: Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of life.
(pause)
2: Besides, if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo"
stamped on it.
1: They don't stamp animals "property of the zoo"!! You can't stamp a
huge lion "property of the zoo"!!
2: (confidently) They stamp them when they're small.
1: (snapping back) What happens when they moult?
2: Lions don't moult.
1: No, but penguins do. THERE! I've run rings around you logically.
2: (looks at the camera) OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:20 pm

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:02 pm

1 & 2: (singing, mumbled) hhmhmhmhmh... mhmmhmh mhmhm hhmhmmhm mhmhmmhmhmh
1: What's that on top of the telly-vision set?
(pause)
2: (matter-of-factly) Looks like a penguin.
(pause)
2: It's been a long time there, now, has it?
1: What's it doin' there?
2: Standin'!
1: I can see that!
(pause)
1: If it laid an egg, it would roll down the back of the telly-vision set.
2: Ummmm. I hadn't thought of that.
1: Unless it's a male.
2: Yes. It looks fairly butch.
(pause)
1: Per'aps it's from next door.
2: (yelling) NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come
from the Antarctic!
1: (yet louder) BURMA!!!
(they both stop short, looking around)
2: Why'd'j say that?
1: I panicked.
2: Oh.
1: Per'aps it's from the zoo.
2: Which zoo?
1: (angrily) 'ow should I know which zoo it's from?!? I'm not Doctor bloody
Bernofsky!!
2: 'Oo's Doctor bloody Bernofsky?
1: He knows everything.
2: Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of life.
(pause)
2: Besides, if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo"
stamped on it.
1: They don't stamp animals "property of the zoo"!! You can't stamp a
huge lion "property of the zoo"!!
2: (confidently) They stamp them when they're small.
1: (snapping back) What happens when they moult?
2: Lions don't moult.
1: No, but penguins do. THERE! I've run rings around you logically.
2: (looks at the camera) OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:54 pm

Psychodrama is a form of human development which explores, through dramatic action, the problems, issues, concerns, dreams and highest aspirations of people, groups, systems and organizations. It is mostly used as a group work method, in which each person in the group can become a therapeutic agent for each other in the group. Developed by Jacob L. Moreno, psychodrama has strong elements of theater, often conducted on a stage where props can be used. The audience is fully involved with the dramatic action. Audience involvement is either through personal interest in the concerns of the leading actor, called the protagonist; or through playing some roles of the drama which helps the protagonist; or taking the form of some of the other elements of the drama, which can give voice to the rest of our wild universe; or through active engagement as an audience member. Psychodrama's core function is the raising of spontaneity in an adequate and functional manner. It is through the raising of spontaneity that a system, whether and internal human system or an organizational system, can begin to become creative, life filled and develop new solutions to old and tired problems or adequate solutions to new situations and concerns. A psychodrama is best conducted and produced by a person trained in the method or learning the method called a psychodrama director.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:57 pm

The Grand Guignol (pronounced [gÊ

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:04 pm

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:52 pm

britzbitz · Post by **britzbitz** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:57 pm

I think it odd that in the week I've decided to go, I've dreamed about Burning Man twice. And I've never been there. Wtf...my unconscious imagination is in overdrive.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:09 am

Just wait until you've been!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:18 am

ahhh B'irgin Dreams...they were the best!

I think the soil in my garden, primarily the area around the carrots, is to hard.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:17 pm

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:18 pm

What's the chance that Utah will re-legalize polygamy just to get even with California's acceptance of same-sex marriages?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:45 am

britzbitz wrote:I think it odd that in the week I've decided to go, I've dreamed about Burning Man twice. And I've never been there. Wtf...my unconscious imagination is in overdrive.

It's not your imagination. Precognition is more common that most folk suppose.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:52 am

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is SO BAD, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:07 am

" a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

hahahahaa

Oh, that's a good one.

chuckling and sipping Wiskoffee, (it is Fathers day after all.......J.D and Java......aaaaaaahhhhhhh)

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:49 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
britzbitz wrote:I think it odd that in the week I've decided to go, I've dreamed about Burning Man twice. And I've never been there. Wtf...my unconscious imagination is in overdrive.
It's not your imagination. Precognition is more common that most folk suppose.

I knew you were going to say that.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:18 am

Tuesday. Oh, and 42.

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:20 am

Why don't I like cheese?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:28 pm

nogganoodle wrote:Why don't I like cheese?

Because you haven't watched enough of Wallace and Grommet you Nimrod....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:32 pm

CAn I pop CA for calling Noggan a nimrod?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:55 pm

Black raspberry milkshakes!
mmmmmmmmmm

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:07 am

It seems that our sun is on strike,,, no sunspots. http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/20 ... t-mys.html Previous periods like this resulted in global cooling. Should we ask Gore to campaign againat global cooling?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:15 am

Every shadow at burning man is worth it's weight in gold.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:15 am

can't sit still wrote:It seems that our sun is on strike,,, no sunspots. http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/20 ... t-mys.html Previous periods like this resulted in global cooling. Should we ask Gore to campaign againat global cooling?

I am counting on him to take credit.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:10 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:CAn I pop CA for calling Noggan a nimrod?

"pop" means to kill, you know Fishy........

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:04 pm

death is a fantasy...

if i stop juggling, is there anything that really happens but the stopping of the juggling?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:48 am

Chicka-wow-wow, boom chicka-wow-wow

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:10 pm

Sometimes my fans email me snippets of free-form poetry. This one's particularly beatiful:

Who did Roxanna converse towards all the oranges?
We can't cook buckets unless Woodrow will surprisingly waste afterwards.
What Otto's proud cup moulds, Petra climbs among heavy, smart rooms.
When does Jeremy dine so subtly, whenever Jessica burns the weird egg very crudely?
She can cruelly arrive with short lower winters.
She may quietly learn beneath Mark when the sticky counters grasp in front of the cheap window.
Ann, have a humble cap.
You won't wander it.
Get your sneakily moving dust below my autumn.
Just judging between a walnut against the monolith is too weak for Darin to help it.
She wants to play hot trees in Dilbert's earth.
Don't even try to sow the lemons truly, shout them finitely.
Mikie! You'll converse frames.
Well, I'll waste the twig.
While ulcers usably fill stickers, the jugs often smell near the pretty oranges.
You kill once, fear strongly, then order to the ball before the foothill.
I was combing to clean you some of my stale weavers.
Every cats stupidly answer the raw hair.
The pins, painters, and coconuts are all dirty and sour.
When doesn't Oliver lift smartly?
Lots of distant lean cobblers firmly believe as the dry ointments expect.