CRUSH THIS

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:21 pm

I lovingingly crush....

Jason... for being a great friend, conversationalist, DJ, driver, and Kung Fu Priest this weekend. His music rocks...

Rob the Wop... who is the pimpenest daddy of them all. There's something about Sicillian fur that really drives the ladies wild.

Sensei.... for a truly wonderful smile, an open heart, and an invisble, deep well of moral courage. I don't think even he knows what I'm talking about... I just saw it sitting all over him.

Rian.... for being cute as a little bug with her vinyl dominatrix outfit. Her skill with a riding crop will soon become the stuff of legends.

GE... for getting closer and closer to me all night to the point where I had to run away every time she came near me. Security finally had to drag her out, all the while listening to her scream out, "Sam! Sam! I can't live without you! Please, please, don't do this" and "You have my number.... call sometime"

Rian's mom.... This is the fount of all cuteness. I didn't think there could be anyone cuter (or smaller) than Rian.... but she is. Too bad she had to attach that surgical clamp to my nostril, slam her heel onto my toes, and tell me to fuck off. Like I said: Cute!

Nipper.... for being an open, loving, caring and sharing man. Coffee in the morning is hospitality: plasma injections goes above and beyond.

And Lovely Lydia... Whose heart, soul, and mind are both beautiful and wonderful. I could have spent all night with her, but she wouldn't give me the time of day, and kept referring to me as "that old guy". *Sigh* I'm hoping that some day she will call me "Samtzu" instead of "Sam who?"

And, of course, I crush Woodrow, who led me to act the way I did all night, and is responsible for all the feelings being directed my way. Thanks, Buddy...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:28 pm

pictures?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:08 pm

cowboyangel wrote:pictures?

All in my head.

Sorry.

Sammich

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:17 pm

I definitely crush all you Eplayan's that I saw at SeaCom.

I crush all the ladies on the Eplaya because I am feeling kind of empty today and need a bit of good lovin.

Sammich

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:31 pm

I crush Sensei, for absolutely showering me with enough gifts and kindness to make my head spin...

I crush Sandwich for letting me get away with kicking him in the ass...

I crush Lydia for being her kickass self, and for showing me the power of her flogger...

I crush Sam for letting me be weak...

I crush Rian for calling to check on me....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:01 am

I crush the eplaya for giving me a (tiny I'm sure) taste of what it's like and making me want more.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:00 am

Yeah, really... DOES anyone have pictures?
Can anyone prove Rian was there? I never saw her.
Or maybe didn't recognize her if she was costumed out...
I'd have never picked out NotThatOne if he hadn't found me, with his full paint and all...
I hadn't planned on showing up, was in full standard street clothes, should have stuck out like a sore thumb in THAT crowd. You'd have thought it was still Halloween... fun, but hard to identify anyone!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:20 am

Sam, Sandwich, and Rob - for not only partying with me, but hanging out, too.

Coffee and holy water anytime, boys. You are always welcome.

and a big crush to Nipper, not only for the reasons i always crush him, but for working so selflessly for this party (with about zero recognition) from clothes shoppin' with my mom to getting tickets to gift to opening his home to putting together med kits to making pizza dough to working the event - all while working up to 70 hours a week. Big, big crush that direction. With both arms and both legs.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:36 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:Yeah, really... DOES anyone have pictures?
Can anyone prove Rian was there? I never saw her.
Or maybe didn't recognize her if she was costumed out...
I'd have never picked out NotThatOne if he hadn't found me, with his full paint and all...
I hadn't planned on showing up, was in full standard street clothes, should have stuck out like a sore thumb in THAT crowd. You'd have thought it was still Halloween... fun, but hard to identify anyone!

I do, I do!

Once I get my film back, I definitely recall getting a few pics with Rian and myself and some others on the vibrating bed....

Hard and fast evidence that she was, in fact, there.

Nipper · Post by **Nipper** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:13 am

Stop making me blush. I am already having member problems now you are adding redness along with that. BLUSH.
A big Crush out to Rian for putting up with me working at Seacompression.
A big Crush on all my new Portland friends. Damn you boys rock.
I want to Crush myself for loving all of you. I am honored to be your friend.
Rian Thank you for being in my life. I am blessed every day with the ability to share your spirit.
On that note. Be aware of cold water falling from out of know where.
Toolie was surprised this morning.... He went from a state of attention to a state of hiding due to Rian's evilness.

Rian Jackson wrote:Sam, Sandwich, and Rob - for not only partying with me, but hanging out, too.

Coffee and holy water anytime, boys. You are always welcome.

and a big crush to Nipper, not only for the reasons i always crush him, but for working so selflessly for this party (with about zero recognition) from clothes shoppin' with my mom to getting tickets to gift to opening his home to putting together med kits to making pizza dough to working the event - all while working up to 70 hours a week. Big, big crush that direction. With both arms and both legs.

Nipper · Post by **Nipper** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:18 am

So that is what you are calling it. A plasma injection? Damn I just thought it was a little lovin. (WINK) I did not know it was that good.

Nipper.... for being an open, loving, caring and sharing man. Coffee in the morning is hospitality: plasma injections goes above and beyond.

Nipper · Post by **Nipper** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:23 am

I can say with all certainty she was there. I got kisses all night from her. And I want pictures of you two on the bed. Hell I did not even know there was a vibrating bed... Damn that working thing.

I do, I do!

Once I get my film back, I definitely recall getting a few pics with Rian and myself and some others on the vibrating bed....

Hard and fast evidence that she was, in fact, there.[/quote]

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:01 am

Crush Rian with a vibrating pavement flattener for being right there when I needed her.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:13 am

buckethead alien wrote:Crush Rian with a vibrating pavement flattener for being right there when I needed her.

wow

damn, if you could feel this shit...
you can crush me anytime, BuckIt.
in my rabbit-hole or otherwise.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:55 am

I crush Stonewall Cowboy for a kickass avatar!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:53 am

samtzu wrote:I crush Stonewall Cowboy for a kickass avatar!

awe Sam...Sam...I haven't been crushed in 47.59 martian years! Long live the resistence! Hail to the rebel nature! Long Live Clean Monkey-Wrenching!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:19 pm

I crush my ancestor for drowning in the river shiloh while his foot was caught in the stirrup, and all of his men hated him too much to save him.

Fucking slave trading prick.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:27 pm

T - yer thinking of a different type of "crush".

Can't we save this thread for the adoration type stuff?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:28 pm

In that case can I crush you Lydia?

[I swear I saw... not important]

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:04 pm

Crypto, because every damn day she makes me think 'holy fuck, that fish is smart/funny as hell'

today is no exception.

charge on, witty scaley one!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:10 pm

bet you didn't know fish could blush.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:16 pm

I haven't written to profess my love for sweet Rian today... I must correct this injustice immediately.

Dearest Rian,

How thou art the like the sun; thy spirit so warm and bright! How thou art like the moon; thy spirit so pure and white! How thou art like the stars in the night sky; thy spirit shines like the cosmos! I love you so, my little sun and moon and stars...

And it helps that you're like, really hot.

And you bloody well know it.

Seriously, I really do love you, Rian.

And you bloody well know that, too.

Sensei

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:24 pm

i feel like i should be singing songs from the goddamn lion king!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:37 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:

i feel like i should be singing songs from the goddamn lion king!

Is that like, some kind of sequel to The Lion King?

Like The Goddamn Lion King (The Lion King Volume 666)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:38 pm

tonytohono wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote::oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

i feel like i should be singing songs from the goddamn lion king!
Is that like, some kind of sequel to The Lion King?

Like The Goddamn Lion King (The Lion King Volume 666)

Disney is Stuart's department. But my experience indicates that if it keeps paying to make more, they'll get to 666 soon enough.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:11 am

i crush Robbidobbs and AntiM.

two peeps with courage and brass who just make things feel a lot more complete when they're here.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:37 am

Crushing Sandwichman. He knows why.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:11 pm

robbidobbs wrote:Crushing Sandwichman. He knows why.

SMOOOOCH!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:56 pm

Sandwichman, is it wrong of me for looking at your avatar (without my glasses) and seeing you as wearing one of those Mother Teresa nun outfits?

I didn't realize until just now that you're wearing a ski cap and matching jacket.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:58 pm

Badger wrote:Sandwichman, is it wrong of me for looking at your avatar (without my glasses) and seeing you as wearing one of those Mother Teresa nun outfits?

I didn't realize until just now that you're wearing a ski cap and matching jacket.

You are not the first to say that.

Maybe I am the evil Mother Theresa.

Jason