you posted 75 times """ for over an hour on the same thread! I was here watching it wondering if you should be the first person i have ever put on my ignore list.
Don't pretend you were just "bumping" a thread. That would be like saying hurricanes are rain.
Oh and by the way: Don't fuck with our AntiM. She's out of your league.
The Bar
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Well, I think it was pretty damn odd. If you want to keep the bar at the top, then contribute something more than you did. I said something to the mods because it seemed to me that you were being uncommunicative when I said something in thread.Znobyzom wrote:bumping a thread justifies being blocked?
i just talked to the OP she didn't have a problem with me bumping the thread.
wow thats just wrong. to this point no one has sent me a Pm. Asking me to stop.
is that you do things now?
It's going to be alright.
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Bumping a thread 79 times is excessive. Yes, justifies a block, which Emily as an admin put in place when I alerted her of the problem. People who engage in such posting rarely respond to polite requests to cut it out. Would you have done so? Why did you feel 78 "bumps" were useful or a contribution? Feel free to explain to the other eplayans why they'd enjoy that particular form of communication.Znobyzom wrote:bumping a thread justifies being blocked?
i just talked to the OP she didn't have a problem with me bumping the thread.
wow thats just wrong. to this point no one has sent me a Pm. Asking me to stop.
is that you do things now?
Then there was the post so long people were having trouble loading the page. That is safely stored away, not vanished.
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- Location: Somewhere between here & there <3
BTW- Welcome to ePlaya Znobyzom 
My main question is: are you planning on going to BM this year? The forum serves as a great platform for information, stories of personal experiences & tips, as well as a place for new & old burner's to converse and connect. Would say if ya are going to the desert, would you line someone out in the dust like you would in type 
Hopefully not, just saying---a computer shouldn't absolve you from being a respectful human towards others. Would say that if your not going to the desert, then there is worlds aplenty of snarky fun (and it's encouraged 
!) on some of the other threads... enjoy--"if ya' ain't tipping the tender, then get the f*ck out of The Bar" 
! kisses 
My main question is: are you planning on going to BM this year? The forum serves as a great platform for information, stories of personal experiences & tips, as well as a place for new & old burner's to converse and connect. Would say if ya are going to the desert, would you line someone out in the dust like you would in type Hopefully not, just saying---a computer shouldn't absolve you from being a respectful human towards others. Would say that if your not going to the desert, then there is worlds aplenty of snarky fun (and it's encouraged !) on some of the other threads... enjoy--"if ya' ain't tipping the tender, then get the f*ck out of The Bar" ! kisses 
COFFEE CAMP : "The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"
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)'( 2023 // 7:30 & "G" Plaza :.emily sparkle wrote:you bumped it 75 times in 2 hours. coulda been a spambot. who are we to know?
that's Funny
yes I did. so what.
A PM would have gotten a response. AntiM knows who I am.
and she knew when she asked you to block me.
she over stepped her self again. not checking first. not even a PM. but this is not about AntiM. she has just lost her objectivity. It happens.. that why Mods don't last here. for her own sake maybe she should step down or don't I don't care either way ...I wish her the best.
this was a test to see how fast the resentment would come out.
WOW
You people sad
Trolls run this board that's why people leave.
You see this thread drops to the third page all the time because they said it was unusable. can't post in it. But seems OK to me. I guess it must be something else.
Fae you are cute ~Smiles~ hope you enjoy your burn.
Znobyzom = MozyBonz
Slips back into the shadows~
So now I can't quote my own posts....wow AntiM loosen your grip it's not all about you.AntiM wrote:
Then there was the post so long people were having trouble loading the page. That is safely stored away, not vanished.
Mozy bonz wrote:***inside the worm hole***
This is maybe not a "Bar" thread question,
though i know not where else to ask:
Does a mans cock continue to grow with age,
as do ears & nose?
Hey Gigglesnort... I just place the wind chimes in the middle of my new Mobile Love Sexy Raver Hauler to the Lime Pit step van that I picked up for $715 (from the US Gov't - thank you very much). They sound GREAT inside.
Walter, the Farting Dog"???
Jesus H. Christ, what a morgue this place has become! I remember when a body could walk (or crawl) in here and not find an open chair. Hell, I lost count of how many times I had to sit in Tish's lap.
Sure, she tipped well; but that's not the point!
_________________
booze can wait??? are you in your right mind???
we've got to start a list right now!!! you crazy girl... booze cannot wait...
get me some champagne and some hot pants... and that can't wait, either! you sexy little thing, you...
_________________
tisha2 and i are engaged to be best friends for life... we haven't had the ceremony, yet... maybe this year... we haven't set a date...
she may have also referenced me as "sexy boss lady"...
*pours out a L-A-R-G-E glass from the pitcher of PagoPagoOctopoda*
Why Monkeypoo, a little bird told me that you had something to say about me, but I had no idea. Woooot! Smoochies all over your monkey-booty right back.
I might get the van, drive it in eight hours.
Has dual tires in back, bed frame, stove top,
apartment ($100) refridge, furnace.
I like it that you call me sweetie though we
have not kissed & i still have a girlfreind.
~dry humps warm fireplace cornice~
(Sticks head in door)
Did I hear someone mention Beer? >>giggles<<
Serving Xingu to table 7even.
~uses International Sign Language to convey sorrowful translation~
Well I drank a "half pint of dark rum tonight, all by myself! don't know why everything must seem so surreal sometimes? The rum made me feel more centered! Headache left! Hope that these next few months pass relatively smoothly and quickly! smiles happy springtime everyone
well, to make a long story short... using BB guns in the city limits of Fisher, IL is illegal.... so is criminal damage to property... so it taking juveniles across the county line (and in this case to get CO2 for paint guns) if their parents choose to press charges.
Whoops! I forgot about that. No wonder I'm so hyper!
*leaps back to regular bowl*
Now watch me sleep without closing my eyes.
*paces*
Ahh, zo zeez eez how you zounda!
Good to see you nutjobs. I'm out for dinner...
~clicks walkie talkie static mike~
SOS
~Sod Omizies Self~
Ouch! That shit hurts!
Figured this might be a good place to come, seeing as how I haven't stepped foot on playa since '02, and haven't stepped foot into mouth on eplaya since about the same... kinda dizzy and confused, lost my way, looking to return home.
Seem to remember a fishspanker dude, whut called himself nipples...and the wisdom of Bob. There were others.
Am I really here?
Wait- 3:51 AM, place is closed. Guess I'll return to my shack, dig around the back of the crisper, find an old, cold, dusty, stray Tecate. Can, of course.
*finishes up lovely cuppa earl grey, leaves a plate of cookies*
beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
oh, come now, joel.... 7 days in the desert...surely you eat?
I'll just have carrot juice and a shooter of Patron.
Douglas Adams and sleep deprevation are good friends...
I've never had the occasion to swim through so many dreams in one night.. err day.. er whatever...
I"m in the mood for something fruity with a bite ...
the rebbi rolls through the bar on an out of control Unicycle.
WATCH OUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!
HOLLY SCHNIKEY THERE'S AN EDIT BUTTON!!!!!
oooOOOOoooohhhh!
*covets*
Edit: tests edit button by changing 'plans to steal' to 'covets'
� crawls in window *
What's this? CHOCOLATE COINS?!?!?
I'M RICH! I'M FILTHY STINKING RICH!
* munch munch munch *
They are helium balloons! I've never done the helium voice thingy before......
*takes a balloon and inhales.......in a weird voice......*
Do I sound funny?
*Sammich dashes into the bar leaving gold coins (The chocolate kind) scattered in the little nooks and cranny's that fill the bar. He then proceeds to run out the back*
Black cat comes out from behind the bar, not with his kilt, but with two pairs of trousers... thinks of challenging a certain beer swiper to a round of Ferret Legging... instead thinks twice and proceeds to take sputnik up on his offer)
Thanks, man!!
How's you today?
Okay, good, just so long as nobody knows I was here. Do you see any invisible drinks back there?
oh shit, darlin'. that's fucking hilarious.
Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:01 pm
Mozy stops for a drink
kalua and cream in a 10 in a glass.
***inside the worm hole***
*lurk lurk lurk*
~sets twelve pack of cold LaBatts on bar~
Oh, yeah!!!
Now we�re gettin somewhere!!!
(black cat puts on some down tempo music, dims the lights and lights some candles. Then grabs the magic ditty bag and goes over to the NEB and proceeds to pour out a big heap of "Good Stuff" onto the lump that is Msky)
Spreadin' the Love...
(eyes the hottub...)
A black furry paw reaches out from between the curtains �round back of the bar... flailing wildly in the air seeking... feeling the bar top... searching for dark beer)
can I get you a drink K?
***inside the worm hole***
****lurk lurk lurk*****
~enters surrepticiously, loking side to side. drags heavily laden #1 canvas mail sack (locked & lumpy) over to trap door. throws over shoulder, recedes laughing maniacally~
mwaah. mwahhh. mwaaaaah!
~trap door closes, then opens, arm reaches out, grasps a couple Labatts. trap door closes~
~trap door opens, figure clumps way up rickety yet sure steps~
oH crap.
hot glue gun does not bind cheese curds.
~waves to someone looking quisitive, hoping they "work" here &
will bring some whatever over~
Took some doing, but I researched the last 24 hours before the big-"crash" on the bar thread.. and both Guinivere & Blue referenced that they were off to take a shower.... then bzzzzt.. frrrp. blink!
spanky the monkey
pulling wires & short hairs
wet hard driving man
So, that's my theory & I'm sticking to it. Bob mentioned once a few years back that he has a waterproof keyboard, by the way.
~asks for gin & tonic & 15 shots of Barenjager Honey Liqueur to share~
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:28 pm Post subject:
*GASP* IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints dead away in the doorway* dammit!! i'm at work and can't come back till late-late-later!!!! ooohhh..... _________________
The bar is back.
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject:
admin wrote:
I'll have a "Sex on the Playa" please...
oops, I was logged in as Admin. Darr.
Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:47 am
***inside the worm hole***
***inside the worm hole***
****lurk lurk lurk*****
How 'bout I put something nice on the jukebox and we warm up the dance floor? How about "I ain't got nothin but the blues" here, Ella's version?
Hmm, not sure what cheap thrills Tish goes for. My plumbers crack probably isn't it, damn, gotta get a new belt.
wheat beer for K
***inside the worm hole***
****lurk lurk lurk*****
A few people lately absent with whom I'd like to share the 2000 page milestone:
Guinivere
Heli
Joel
CBA
Stuart
Tisha
uBeR
Velvet
Lampie
Zule
Sensei
A toast to our scattered friends.
*SPANK*x
Ow! Thanks.
It's the 30,000 posts that gets me. A lot of nonsense to be sure, but also some deep and permanent friendships made. Lives changed, etc
***inside the worm hole***
***inside the worm hole***
****lurk lurk lurk*****
I'll have a Peppermint Annie, if you please. What is a Peppermint Annie??Hiya, World!
Pours three steamy mugs of hot cocoa and adds Peppermint Schnapps. Then...a big ole pile of whipped cream on the top! Sets them in front of Donita and World.
Enjoy!!
It's a dragon breathing fire
No blems...
(he slips the cap off the rum, and pours a cap full into his iced tea)
Have you gone to the desert domes site yet?
(still looking out the window, the stranger is only a siloutte still, back lit by the elwire in the background)
***inside the worm hole***
The door swings open and in walks the rebbi, he walks up to the bar and starts fishing around in the magic bag tied to his waist, trying to find someting worthy of a drink..... <scrounge> ahhhhhhhhh, how about this he thinks to himself as he pulls a rolled up 2'x3' 2000 Gigsville baseball card set Poster, still uncut and in perfect condition, it's the one with Trey is dress in a black leather mini, a clown face and a gun I picked it up from Tim Walker over at the "Ministers of Unknown Science" Set. A pilot being shot for Spike TV on which you're ol pally is the AD....
"Hey Zu and Geekster"... he waves
want to be part of a "Weird and cosmically peculiar" happening.. but im not sure if my heads tilted enough
� mwah! *
shot o jameson for me coffee, please?
here here...
i'll take a Jameson, hold the coffee
Well, can I come over to your dark corner and cuddle for awhile? I'll bring beer if you like...
LamplighterDuke cept it wasnt a cave...and there was only one of him...not 4....*sigh*...and when the 4wota took me away i was dressed like Alice...lastnight i had on a fairy goddessmother outfit (swear to god)
It is supposed to filter the kenols (ketones?) ot of the booze... seems to be working... i'lll let you know in the mornign.... and, as you can tell.............. i am fucked up............. soooooooooooooooo..... I may be an ojective obserbveser....... or I'm Sweedish.............
I am totally fucked up................
later, ya'allllll...............
Everybody's leaving? Is it my deodorant? Do I smell like a gorilla or something? I'm......so......hurt...... Actually, I just came in to say hi and bye. Gotta get home and create something.
WTF??!! could someone point me in the direction of the roots of this 'rumour'?? please.
*grumbling as she pours another shot of jameson's into her mug of coffee...or rather her coffee-flavored mug of jameson's*
too big to navigate...it's a fucken bar... you generally don't know what was discussed last fucken week in a bar... of COURSE we pretend to drink...who the hell can manage this level of consumption in real life? it's just that we all really wish we could and this is the only way to do it without like, DYING of alcohol poisoning or some shit...grrf!
*sluuurp*
Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:49 pm Post subject:
damn it looks like she escaped this time, but it won't happen again *grabs a bottle of gin and sprints out the door* see y a h !
Can I mix all these drinks?
Man i'm gonna be #$@#$% up tonite.
Hey I'm feelin pretty good tonite.
hey...either of you guys know about AA? is it 'bad' if i put 'whiskey' in my coffee at a meeting?
Corpus Christi, you can't even smoke inside in a virtual bar???? I'm moving to Ecuador.
man, wasted time on a keyword search.
for the waffles, I was trying to find this great parody of a liquor bottle titled "Uncle Julius's Fine Maple Syrup Liquor" from the comic book "cerebus".
No luck...
Another moment of comedy lost...
*fishy sits down with markers. Shortly she has produced a sign that reads:
All Bar Patrons Must Swear to Protect the Waffles BEFORE Recieving a Drink!!! This Means You!
She hangs it on the wall behind the bar*
_________________
Come on man... work with me, here...
You know... I try your method of getting a beer, it doesn�t� work, you say �nice�, I seize the opportunity for some sympathy from the all the ladies...
those kids get tons of play. Chances are you were videotaped by a hidden security cam as well.
One butt cheek
OK, OK, OK. I can't keep it in any longer. It's a SCROTUM. Ultrasound Scrotum. LOL HAHAHAHHA...
Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:43 pm
I wish I had a "G" spot....
Of course, I forgot... guys are all "G" spot...
... sorry.... nevermind..
Oh, bless you...
(weakly hops up and turns around three times before lying down)
You know... petting a cat soothes both the cat and the person doing the petting. So it�s therapy both ways, you see.
(The cat falls into a deeeeeep slumber, purring with rhythmic bliss... his feet twitch... mutters something about "oomph". In reality camp, its time to scratch up some grub)
oh and sam - i was thinking about breaking some dishes.... does that suit you better?
As long as it's not over my head, sure...
... don't try paper plates, though.... not quite the same...
was half way down the block on the anti-gravity board when I heard you... Don't you ever sleep?
SPARKLE!!!!
It's so good to SEE you!!!!
you're BEAUTIFUL!!!
oi, I need a nap
HOTD
curls up against BHA... mind if I join you?
Anyone notice this:
Most users ever online was 127 on Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:08 pm
We finally beat out the old record which was back in 2003
Gawd those EYES Guin!
Did you conduct some kind of poll and not tell me?
Oh, and I said she was 'special' not 'endearing'; though now that you mention it...
Sometimes conformity just fits to snugly. Looks good on you though!
I'll have whatever's cheap and easy!
(Insert joke here)
passes gas, ass lips wink.
grabs nipples.
sighs.
Has anyone seen my clostromy bag?
Looks like a camelback.
Just asking.
*stumbles in to the bar, with a blanket wrapped around her.... grabs a bit of coffee... snuggles up into NEB*
Orions belt is doing a three-light twinkle show tonight.
West/south western sky. He is kilted/tilted?! (on left foot to left).
Duno why I mentioned that, some of you have overcast or bright lights from that RAVE CAMP out your tent window tonight.
*dipping pinkie into water, then letting two drops drip into the Jameson's to release the essence*
Hey, Blue... how do you feel about whipped cream spread all over your body... ?
an eclectic bar at that...
quit questioning for a sec and have a drink
oh, of course I do.
sorry to hear about that popcorn.
what're we drinking?
think that dialect comes from having the lips and face so cold it can barely move. Say "about" without moving your jaws. You dont want your cheeks to shatter in -50F temps.
(sorry, meant to type this before)
lays head on arm laughing and banging fist on bar
ha!
I had to sit here wondering who the hell "Lylo" was for a moment.
duh moment for me.
maybe i should drink more.
*shifts slightly under NEB to pull GE closer*
Hi guys. What's up?
it's me!
i've been all super busy and don't ever get on anymore, but i wanted to pop in and say...
hi!
Why are yous guys whispering?
oh nevermind.
POOF!
Blue strides in through fireplace, walks directly over to sam, kisses him on the forehead, then goes and gets herself a drink
He comes off as being intellectual?
Hold on a second...
<thumbs>
they must have added a new definition that I was previously unaware of...
Frreeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have the other ten people just left their browsers open or something?
delivery man walks through front door, and sets down a package about 2X3 feet. Then knocks on the package twice, sets a receipt down on the table and leaves. The package flaps open to reveal Blue stepping up and out. She picks up receipt, looks at it then hops off table and walks towards fridge.
Not sure I can remember exactly what it was. Sweet, like fruit punch, a shot I chugged with a couple of girls at the bar last night ... Potent little fucker.
grabs bottle of Grey Goose and two shot glasses, pours and sets one infront of tony
(Black cat walks in and thought he heard heli ask him what he wanted to drink, but looked around to find that he was actually in the hot tub, along with many others, and had been talking in his sleep. He looks in over the edge and makes sure that they all have their heads above water)
Man alive... that heli sure can snore like hell.
(heads across the room and begins rummaging around behind bar looking for a beer)
I thought giggles had one stashed for me here somewhere...
(Bottles clink, only a tail is seen sticking over the bar top, weaving back and forth.)
Aha!! One dark brew...
( he hops up on the bar and proceeds to sip his beer and ponder about everything and nothing at all. About what life might be like if the felines had stayed in power... had not been overthrown so long ago in the great Homosapien uprising in Giza, and about how quiet the bar can get at times... how empty it can be... and yet how it's never really lonely.)
Hmmm.... all in all, the digs ain�t bad. Could have been worse... they could have shaved me while I slept.
(drifts off into deep thoughts with the only noise being the soft the rain-like sound of foam fizzing in the hot tub and the percussive rhapsody of heli sawing logs.)
I just realised that things could be much worse in life no matter how bad things are. For example, you might live near here ...
] Wow... it really echoes in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
Okay, giggles: here's three tequilas....
and three for Sput...
blue?? You in!?
DO IT!
(Steals a feather and proceeds to chase it round and round giggles legs, up and over Rian, cuts a flip in the air and lands on Guinivere, startling both of them, then continues on to the back side of the bar where the sound of �almost-but-not-quite-knocked-over-bottles" can be heard in random bursts)
mmmm.....passion
Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion s'okay,, have some apricot oil... will that do?? ooo, also have some fanfuckingtastic edible stuff that our lovely TISH gave me...
my turn...whaddaya got?
{swimming lazy circles on her back in the hot tub}
is that stuff working for ya? *wink*
damn...my shoulders are stiff...
{lazy circle-swimming having expended hte last of her energy, giggles' lids droop and nod as she slides down in the water lower.....and lower....}
mozy stops on Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:41 pm
good night everybody! bedtime kisses all around
***inside the worm hole***
I will resist the urge to make a smartass post.
I will resist the urge to make a smartass post.
Resistance is weakening....must hit something and get out of here...
shh!
don't encourage him..
ohhh... chocolate sounds really good right now...
This is like the Waltons in reverse!
Hi MSky
Hi GE
Hi Blue
Hi BullD
Hi Giggles
Hi anyone I missed
if this absolute BULLSHIT is not quashed.
I can't believe this horseshit.
Y'all, that is, all of y'all that aint TOTALLY FUCKED UP better have your drinks in here with me because there is NO FUCKING WAY I am gonna go to the on playa meet n' abrade with the creep factor "hitting 9.5".
WTF?!
i feel better now, but only slightly
can someone trustworthy make me a soothing beverage please?
Where is the fairy vibefather???
There will be no boy bands here - only vibes! Long live the hitachi!!
*Crawls out from NEBlanket stands and wanders around a bit, loosening up his muscles in preparation for a good serious drink of orange juice. He swings the jug up to his lips, misses, and slams himself in the eye with the jug, pouring orange juice into his occular orb, and covering the right side of his face with orange juice, which runs down his body and pools on the floor. He whimpers, sits down, wraps the blanket around himself again, sticks his thumb in his mouth, and pouts*
ohhh... I feel dirty... and I like it....
*Tall dark stranger staggers in, goes behind the bar and pulls out a gallon of orange juice. He picks a table close to the bathroom and pulls up a chair. He grabs a corner of the NEBlanket and wraps it around his emaciated torso, takes of slug of orange juice, sticks his thumb in his mouth, and pouts for a bit.* Gaaaack....
(Walking in to see the bar empty, LCN goes about checking the tub temperature, insuring that all bottles are in their proper places, and generally tidying up the joint a bit.
plugging in the very large crock pot, the cat takes to slicing up fresh ingredients and tossing them in...
Finding a large paint marker with the sparkliest of sparkly ink, he writes on a piece of paper, �Creamy Potato and Broccoli soup - will be ready by the time you guys come dragging in�
After signing the note with a ink dabbed paw, he heads out to work.)
_________________
But let me check (digging around in magic ditty-bag)
Aha!! One cosmo! And it even has your name on it (pointing to the almost dry sharpy marker ink spelling out �Blue� on the rim of the glass)
well well well.....let's see if there's any left-overs here........hmmmm some peanuts....I'll help myself to that........
Who's been typing cyrilic? because
Quote:
The newest registered user is �����
Holy shit! it's fuckin' GIRLS NIGHT in the bar!
*scrawls sign with crayon: "LADIES NIGHT. ALL LADIES DRINK FREE!"*
perfect. what're you all having??
� sitting quietly in the back of the bar, closes notebook, and walks out without saying a word*
�
� aw, shit. Z! get back in here!
*sniffs armpits a la Ducky from Pretty in Pink* do I o-ffend??
�
�
_______ Oh yea. he is got some great hair. I love his curls. I wanted to play with em. But.. well. you know i'm just shy like that.
I love boys with curly hair.
�
� The bar has not been adequately stocked of late so I'm dropping off a case of Maker's Mark, Ketel One, Jameson's, a mixed case of various Cruzan Rums from the US Virgin Islands, and a special case of XXX Siglo Treinta ultra-premium tequila for everyone to enjoy.
(I forgot who mentioned the Jameson's but I made an error in judgement in saying Maker's Mark was the only good whisky out there. Now I know better.)
�
� ____
Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:28 pm Post subject:
Someone mentioned Animal House, so I thought I'd wear a toga tonight. ~smashes guitar, smiles~
�
�
� ______ nipples!!!
I miss you during the day!!!
*hugs and kisses nipples, all over, especially his toga-bared chest*
Ring pokes his hed through the door
{"Hmm...I've never been in here before...I've always just lurked about...it seems like a fun place to hang out...I'll have to come back when I have more time..."}
Grabs some coffee and scurries out the door.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I got zee bar all to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
French Fries and Palestinian Falafels ....HAaaaHaaa Haaaaaaa!
All to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what kind of weird night crawling computer parasite square eyeballed nerdgeek neon blooded moon devotee of psycho keyboardism would stay up this late on this dumb ass board anyway?
Alright, I see you out there, Miss Blueniteowl!
Once again with the staying up all freakin' night (nite)! We should be ashamed of ourselves.
You bartending?
*In rush men in yellow hazmat suits and begin construction building a sick room for the bar. The men finish in record time and dash out onto the playa.*
Excellent *cough, hack, wheeze* timing, man. Thanks.
Now, can we get to the hot tub from here? I'm so goddamned sore from coughing....
Okay, I'll tell you.
~signals to bartender whom did not ask to come closer~
I walked off the job I am the resident artist* at last Thursday,
two hours into the day. Been there since August 10.
They asked me to come back, starting tommorow.
Which is sort of weird, becasue my gf works there.
I just sorta kinda maybe broke up w/her tonight...
So.. as they say, when a door closes, it slaps you on the ass!
~raises arm to toast~
To Irony!
*their title, not mine. everything is art if anything is, afaikt.
Yep.. that was us. You were roasting us slowly with your silvery emergency blankets.
ah.. a perfect bmw. Gosh i love having a stocked bar in the house
(I'll put on my hotpants when i get home...)
Jesus H Godblased Christ, Guini!!!!
Yes! Nice pants... or, at least, nice filler material... whoooo ahhhhhhh...!!
Well, I'm off to sleepy bye land folks... and "Without a Paddle" is not as bad as it appears... for shear entertainment, it ain't half bad... but I've seen worse... and it's... welllllllll...... it's cheap entertainment...
*sets about stoking fire, getting a blaze going. Tops off whiskeys, find a couple of pillows, sets them down, and busies herself arranging the NE Blanket*
Dang! I missed the pink pasties and tassles?! Crap, I'm missing everything!
*gulp, gulp*
sorry: the boots. I like the hotpants, but I can't do platform stilettos... too many years dancing in my bared feet that can't really get into the heels thing. I like platforms, but not HEELED platforms.
besides, I usually need all the balance I can get, in certain circumstances... like one foot on the ground, one foot over someone's shoulder.... *evil grin*
� grabbing all nine cases of Pete's *
this is ours now. the fish can have as many as she can drink before we do.
and we'll need several of those shots.
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She passed me too, Stuie... fuck...
*raising glass*... here's to Guinivere... may she post forever.... *downs shot, slams glass on bar* Next...
am a slave to light and shadow... which, for me, translates into form. I'm not lost on color, but the 'flow' of an object touches me deeply. Van Gogh drives me up the wall (he did the same to himself) as does Mozart (listening to Piano concerto #21 right now!)... but, my wiring is to follow the path (I am a hunter, as opposed to a gatherer), and the path of form fascinates me... I find that 'pitcher' to be very beautiful... graceful. It flows in a way that I wish my prose would...
hmmmm....eplaya brothel.... maybe i need to diversify...
*Tall dark stranger stumbles into the bar with a case of sniffles... it appears that he is not going to work today... he wanders over to the never ending blanket and finds it occupied. He very carefully raises an edge and slides in next to a small, sleeping form. He cuddles in close to her, closes his eyes, and begins to doze...*
*Tall dark stranger lifts his head from the blanket.... wonders if he dreamed of non existence for an hour or so, then gives it up as a metaphysical puzzle best left tangled, snuggles back into his partner, and goes back to sleep...*
{giggles carefully untangles herself from teh tall dark stranger she finds herself snuggled up next to, tucks the blanket around his form, and kisses his forehead, placing a box of tissues near just in case he needs htem}
(I just had the craziest dream..... that I was sleeping, and in my dream I tried to wake up, but hte world had ceased to exist......)
Coffee and carrot juice please
*In rush men in yellow hazmat suits and begin construction building a sick room for the bar. The men finish in record time and dash out onto the playa.*
Good morning everyone. I will have a bit of whiskey to start the day and none of the good stuff but just cheap ass whiskey that will melt the paint of the hood of a car. Back to work for now.
That is just sick.
~takes picture, with permission~
We better get you boys out of here.
~guides nipples & paps from bar~
Goodnight, all!
wait: did woodrow just ask about BHA? somethin' you wanna tell us, Sam, about the lil' one?
No, Woodrow talks in bold italics, my soto voice speaks softly...
... But now that you mention it... Hey! He's cute...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Sorry...
You would have loved my Falstaff... hell, you've seen my Falstaff...
... ME??...
Not quite what I meant, but, yeah, you qualify...
... Goody!!...
It's not a compliment...
� puuufffff.....hoooooo......
puuuuffffff.........whoooooooo......
puuuuffffff........hhhhhhoooooooooooo.......... *
puuuuuufffff ......hooooooooooo
puuuuuuuffffff............ hoooooooooooo
puuuuuuuuuuuuffffff..............hoooooooooo
mmmmmmm.
Hello, all...
What�s that? Needin� a beer?
Where�s all that Idropped off this morning. Anybody seen it?
Aha!!
*pop*
Glunk, glunk, glunk
fizzle...
Here you go, one English Ale
And one big hug
(Squeeze)
Who else is still hanging round in here anyway?
Oh, I see you've already got one of each... well... now you've got two
14 fricking guests tonight? What are you people doing out there?!
The door opens, and in steps blueniteowl. She unwraps herself from her many layers, looks around and sighs. She puts her stuff away and proceeds to slip behind the bar and pour herself a glass of wine. She then settles into a big comfy chair in front of the fire.
Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:53 pm
...No... what he asked was, can you take all of it.... heh heh heh... heh... hee hee hee....
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Hey! It's me!!!
Looks like I have some catching up to do. Bartender, please! ...a gallon of tequila for me and my friends!!
And vegitables... have you ever plucked a carrot out of the ground and heard it scream? Man, that's horrible... there's nothing like it... except for squeezing a tomatoe until it pops... but, that's fun...
... we need to squeeze all those little bastards...
I KNOW you'll hurt me... but it would still be worth it.... and chicks dig scars...
... which must be why they leave them all over us...
Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject:
Helloooo? Jeebus, no one's here. It's fuckin' January, that's supposed to mean that everybody stays home and pisses around on the eplaya. Whatever. ~ uncorks fresh bottle of Michter's American Whisky, fills 'Less Talk More Monkey' shot glass and puts to bucket ~ Ah. Drink of the gods. Fuckos.
*sips coffee....adds some hazelnut creamer. Bites into a donut, another sip of coffee*
HOT TUB, HOT TUB, HOT TUB!! GO GIGGLES, GO!! JET, JET, JET!!
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oh, sorry
Quote:
How do you cook a squirrel?
I confess that (out of pure curiosity once) I have eaten squirrel before (my sister cooked it) and it was tasty.
Did it taste like chicken?
tee hee! {blush}_________________blah blah blah de blah blah
Good morning girls. Is there coffee?
It did taste a bit like chicken. Hmmm....How come everything tastes like chicken??????????
morning sput {pours a cup} children beckon....and laundry mountain {makes faces} keep the hot tub warm!_________________blah blah blah de blah blah
That's a cute monkey, Donita. Morning Sput.
Thanks for the java. Lots to do today, so I'll be popping in and out._________________http://projectmegapixels.org
Martiansky wrote:
I thought only monkeys threw crap!
**flings poo across the room and giggles**
Hooflungpoo?! *Ducks, barely in time to avoid the flying poo! Gets up to find the roll of duct tape behind the bar* he he, here monkey.......... *grabs monkey and wraps it up with duct tape*
Hey!!! You can't do that!!! It's DUCK tape, not monkey tape. Sheesh._________________blah blah blah de blah blah
Yuck! Now who's gonna clean up that poo? Where's the magic wand? Giggs do you still have the "clean-up wand"?
Dang, you're right Giggles! Where's that monkey tape!!
Monkey: Woo-Ooo-Ooo-Aaw-Aaw-Aaw !!!
Martiansky Joined: 04 Dec 2003Posts: 2660Location: Duluth, MN Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:35 am Post subject:
*finds monkey tape.....chases monkey around bar for several minutes. Gives up and flings poo back at monkey...wearing a rubber glove mind you*
(Door flings open with great gusto...) Mornin� people... (Raising up my magical ditty bag and pouring out quite a large number of various flavors of those yummy, individually wrapped chocolate balls you see around) I brought ya�ll something. Seemed like these would be nice to nibble on along with a nice cup of coffee and snuggling down by that nice warm fire. Always nice to ease into a lazy Sunday. Can�t stay too long... the muse spoke last night and I must get down to the shop and heed her beck and call. I try to devote sundays to making things not related to making a living. Hey, Donita... Watch swingin� on that chandelier there... looks like it could come down at any moment._________________The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather
Oh, WOOOW!!! Donuts!!! Bless that Bambi's heart_________________The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather
{wearing extra-large rhinestone-encrusted moviestar glasses and the diamond-studded tiara with her carhartt jacket, ducking quickly into the cozy booth} I'm hiding out from the paparazzi. So what did the muse whisper to you about, I'd love to know...._________________blah blah blah de blah blah
{lifts glasses, peeks out from under them....} Thought I saw a pussy cat...... {replaces glasses, conjures a cup of herb tea, puts on her 'nontobacco smoking jacket'}_________________blah blah blah de blah blah
Paparazzi... jeez they get on my nerves. We should turn it around and chase them with big foam bats. Oh, muse you ask? She spoke of, metal, and stone... different but not... fluid and fluidity... materials thought at first to be solid and still, teased out of their shells and allowed to reveal the soul within and the soul imparted. Emotions coaxed from flame of forge, externalized and examined in a cathartic attempt to rectify and heal, both myself and others in these times when the whole world seems wrought with grief from these recent natural and unnatural disasters. To borrow a phrase from some wonderful person whom I can�t remember precisely at the moment: �Sometimes I think my muse is stalking me.� Heh..._________________The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather
LeChatNoir Joined: 01 Sep 2003Posts: 1959Location: Louisville, Ky Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:25 am Post subject:
(A Muse floats gracefully, yet somehow forcefully into the bar, drifts over to cozy booth, takes hold of a black furry ear, and with wincing cat in tow, heads towards the door) Ok, Ok... I get it... TaTaForNow, bellas
*M waves magic cleaning wand and all of the monkey poo vanishes*
Giggles are you in here?!
*the sound of chanting can be heard....."giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles"
blueniteowl sticks the Amelie soundtrack into the radio, with rag in hand she swirls and dances to the music. The look in her eyes is far far away, but she thoroughly wipes down the bar, tables and chairs. She swirls and twirls and washes the dishes. She checks the ph in the hot tub, mops the floors. Then steps out of her bartending shoes and sets them on the shelf. Into her jacket and boots she grabs her bag and the keys. Turns down the lights, steps outside, locks up and dances off into the night.
There are people that live here who are not with us anymore. And I am not willing to let them died just for a broken hinge on a door. I am staying thank you.
From the dark in the back of the bar a sound of a whisky cork...
sputnik wrote:Well, I think it was pretty damn odd. If you want to keep the bar at the top, then contribute something more than you did. I said something to the mods because it seemed to me that you were being uncommunicative when I said something in thread.Znobyzom wrote:bumping a thread justifies being blocked?
i just talked to the OP she didn't have a problem with me bumping the thread.
wow that's just wrong. to this point no one has sent me a Pm. Asking me to stop.
is that you do things now?
Sorry I was reading back in the bar looking for some old posts.
Multiple browsers open I'm a multiply tasker.
I wasn't looking at the front posts.
Note to self: must respond to sput or get your IP blocked.
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AntiM
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Had the feeling this was a test. No, I didn't notice the backward spelling. I noted the damn bot-like posts. Had I recognized you, would I have then been biased for being lenient with a known eplayan? A little game I can't win?
Screw you. There's not much reason for this is there? Or do you think the eplaya should just go back to hands off moderation, let the spammers slide, and the snarkers run off any newb with an honest question? Really, I do try. Yeah, sometimes I fail. What do you want?
Want the fucking shooting range back?
Why not address this up front instead of a silly little stunt?
Thanks for making me feel like crap.
Screw you. There's not much reason for this is there? Or do you think the eplaya should just go back to hands off moderation, let the spammers slide, and the snarkers run off any newb with an honest question? Really, I do try. Yeah, sometimes I fail. What do you want?
Want the fucking shooting range back?
Why not address this up front instead of a silly little stunt?
Thanks for making me feel like crap.
Sorry AM had nothing to do with you.AntiM wrote:Had the feeling this was a test. No, I didn't notice the backward spelling. I noted the damn bot-like posts. Had I recognized you, would I have then been biased for being lenient with a known eplayan? A little game I can't win?
Screw you. There's not much reason for this is there? Or do you think the eplaya should just go back to hands off moderation, let the spammers slide, and the snarkers run off any newb with an honest question? Really, I do try. Yeah, sometimes I fail. What do you want?
Want the fucking shooting range back?
Why not address this up front instead of a silly little stunt?
Thanks for making me feel like crap.
Maybe an Unintentional wake up call for you. Maybe you should step away for awhile. just saying.... you don't want to end up like me. >jaded old burner<
we all know this bar was hijacked. So what. I can't post in here.
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Unfortunately, bumping like that attracts attention and who gets asked to do something? Me. ES was here, I hollered for a hand. My connection was slow as hell. I usually do dig a bit, and then I catch crap for that (other situation when I verified IP locations before acting). Looked like a bot attack, got swatted like a spambot. Deleting the long post was my doing, but with support. Really, it was messing with page loading. That's why BAR II was created, BAR I was messing things up. Should it be addressed? Yeah, but I can't do it, and messing with posts doesn't help. That creates messes like this one.
So you dink with the board, you dink with me, intentional or not.
Maybe I am tired, this year has sucked hard on a personal level. But jaded? Maybe. Maybe not. But I do love the eplaya and the people here. Hell, I'll get over being pissed off as hell at you too.
But not tonight.
And yes, I miss the old crew too. I worry about Sensei. I worry about Giggle... so many worries.
Fuck.
So you dink with the board, you dink with me, intentional or not.
Maybe I am tired, this year has sucked hard on a personal level. But jaded? Maybe. Maybe not. But I do love the eplaya and the people here. Hell, I'll get over being pissed off as hell at you too.
But not tonight.
And yes, I miss the old crew too. I worry about Sensei. I worry about Giggle... so many worries.
Fuck.
