The Bar

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:49 pm

Love to.

There now, you have a woman on each side, Yggy...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:51 pm

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:53 pm

Are those Havana Montecristos? Used to call them my tobacco flavored chocolate bars... STILL my all-in-all favorite...

And Oreos? Here... Got something for that!

My coworker just cehcked his stock proces - he's doing OK. Mine - well I'm almost +10%. Not too shabby. may not have to sell my Gift tickets for $2500 after all...

(gag choke koff)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:09 pm

yeah, milk..........

I took such a hit the last few days on my measly stock holdings........it seems, they fall fast, but, come back slow.......

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:40 pm

ygmir wrote:....it seems, they fall fast, but, come back slow.......

STOP IT, you!

Don't worry, your fine portfolio will soon be firm and potent again.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:44 pm

It's just a matter of having the right breaker... er... broker... massage your portfolio just right, and oh so gently, to make your investment vehicle rock solid, and the overall size of it grow, not just in breadth and depth, but so it reaches heights of gargantuan proportions... then, with the right determination and push, and a rock solid base to launch from, you will see it extend into areas previously unexplored...

NellieX · Post by **NellieX** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:59 pm

Anybody hungry? This isn't your typical bar food...

jella · Post by **jella** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:23 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:It's just a matter of having the right breaker... er... broker... massage your portfolio just right, and oh so gently, to make your investment vehicle rock solid, and the overall size of it grow, not just in breadth and depth, but so it reaches heights of gargantuan proportions... then, with the right determination and push, and a rock solid base to launch from, you will see it extend into areas previously unexplored...

Is it warm in here or is it just me ehehe

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:26 pm

NellieX wrote:Anybody hungry? This isn't your typical bar food...

That looks lovely.

Is there any meat?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:42 pm

Grub?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:07 pm

i only eat food with MSG in it...

i'm a contrarian.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:10 pm

NellieX · Post by **NellieX** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:45 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
NellieX wrote:Anybody hungry? This isn't your typical bar food...

That looks lovely.

Is there any meat?

It's hiding under the roughage.

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:24 pm

mmmmm Cookie!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:15 am

Damn, now I'm hungry!!!

By the way... still fighting with the Pilots on the JP-4 powered hyperespresso machine... shouldn't have let it sit in the dust so long...

While I'm at it, I know we'll need igniters for the TurboBoost for the frother also - Part number CAGE 63005, IAW DWG 23032395 (Rolls-Royce OEM) or a surplus NSN 2915-01-301-1727, Igniter, Spark, T-56 Turboprop Engine (2 ea). Also can't source the secondary fuel pump and metered regulator unit - the one we have seems to want to weep. Maybe we should go back to the LOX / LH2 fuel system... tho getting liquid gasses on playa is kinda tough.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:50 am

Maybe it's time to upgrade it with a reactor?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:15 pm

Might be... we were looking into a clean coal plant...

Didn't promote Apokiliptika Prime Directive #1.

Know anyone parting out an old sub? Maybe I should contact our komrades in the South Arctic Ocean...

Or maybe something land based? I bet THIS baby will boil some water! (And the Ukranians will let us have it for dirt)

Hell, it's lunchtime!! Anyone care to join me?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:24 pm

BTW, Congrats to SOTP for bringing this thread to a mere ***88,000*** posts. F'n awesome!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:45 pm

Here's to Tisha and the best idea on e-Playa. Cheers!

"Well kids,

I was just appreciating how much this here Eplaya
is like the real playa with the witty conversation, and the
mayhem, and the diverse opinions; being able to jump from one
camp (thread) to another...just realized that besides
the dust, there was something missing....hey! Where's my
fucking drink?!

SO - I take my needs into my own hands...

Welcome to the Eplaya Bar! Tish the Dish, the Hostess with the
Mostess at your service! She is plenty experienced (you heard me)
and pretty darn hot to boot. Step right up, pull up a barstool
and have a seat. The bar is fully stocked and lookee there!
A hundred kegs with every beer you've ever wanted on tap!

Act appropriately (as defined by you of course) and no puking!

What'll it be, baby?"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:51 pm

*sets out enticements, for anyone, and, any one "lurking"......we do miss you you know........*

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:09 pm

I miss you, too, but I'm improving my aim and hope to hit you next year! Smooches

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:17 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:I miss you, too, but I'm improving my aim and hope to hit you next year! Smooches

lawn darts again, Bin??

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:37 pm

I will take a drink, if I may, while we wait for more cigar-smoking friends, Ygmir.

I had a long busy day but, I got a lot done.

Hello, my dear (((Bin))).

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:48 pm

what's your drinkin' pleasure MDF?

I had a long tiring day.
If, I ever say I'm going to volunteer to build another "snack/storag shed" for the local high school, in the summer on the hot pool deck next to a white, reflective wall, with (well meaning, but not helpful) volunteers.
Just wack me on my coconut!!!
and, of course, I volunteered in May, when I had time, and, they call day before yesterday, telling me the materials have arrived, all is cleared, and, they and all the kids can't wait and so appreciate the help!!!
Knowing, of coures, I can't say "NO" in that case......

*insert hysterical laugh*

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MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:57 pm

I will have some whiskey, please.

Sounds like you need some strong drink yourself. But if it's done it's done, right?

How many more years of School Parent have you got? I tell you what, I was happy to get to the end of that road this year.

Free as a bird, now.

Well, as soon as I get these kids packed out of here... two more weeks.

*clinks glasses with Yggy*

NellieX · Post by **NellieX** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:59 pm

I'll take some of that Antler-headed-beastie liquor, whatever it is.

And I'll throw down some boxes of green tea mochi.

This stuff has the consistency of really well-shorn testicles (I know everyone here is a big fan of those), but tastes like heaven. Thank god for Minneapolis's abundance of Asian grocery stores.

jella · Post by **jella** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:04 pm

NellieX wrote:I'll take some of that Antler-headed-beastie liquor, whatever it is.

And I'll throw down some boxes of green tea mochi.

This stuff has the consistency of really well-shorn testicles (I know everyone here is a big fan of those), but tastes like heaven. Thank god for Minneapolis's abundance of Asian grocery stores.

so i got green shaved antler balls out of that

heheheeh

NellieX · Post by **NellieX** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:15 pm

jella wrote:
NellieX wrote:I'll take some of that Antler-headed-beastie liquor, whatever it is.

And I'll throw down some boxes of green tea mochi.

This stuff has the consistency of really well-shorn testicles (I know everyone here is a big fan of those), but tastes like heaven. Thank god for Minneapolis's abundance of Asian grocery stores.
so i got green shaved antler balls out of that heheheeh

Well the antlers are covered in velvet, why not the testicles?

jella · Post by **jella** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:22 pm

hmmm green velvety balls
ok bad direction lol ....

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:35 pm

*dog saunters in, does a couple of passes around the old place, sniffing in the corners, heads over to the fireplace rug, circles three times and plops in a big blue heap.*

Always nice to be home!

*Peers intently into the back corner where the shadows are really dark...*

I can hear the faint echoes of a voice saying something about not having it both ways, stridently voicing an opinion that seemed to have no substance in the present, being deeply rooted in some past transgression that most folks had long forgiven and forgotten. Seems a shame some folk can't just let stuff go. I can almost smell the old cigar smoke in the back there...

*looks at the old jukebox with a couple of dozen used matches and ashes scattered nearby*

Sigh.

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