The person below me

[Sic Pup]

Don't we all?

TPBM has led a horse to water.

[clocksnmirrors]

well.. i've been hoarse and consequently sipped a glass of water


tpbm believes it is morally wrong to be lactose intolerant

[theCryptofishist]

I'm not a Dane.
TPBM is singing "There's nothing like a Dane."

[lemur]

nope.. im reading it, in a real physical book of sheetmusic.



the person below me has a piece of THE MAN

[clocksnmirrors]

i do.

nails salvaged from the smoldering rubble


tpbm is like a phoenix risen from their own ashes

[maryanimal]

Yes I do!
tpbm has seen some of Harry Reems movies. oops!

In answer to Clocks post, Yes I have!

[clocksnmirrors]

hee hee i'll bet you have

i'd heard the name harry reems but had to go to google for "research"

couldn't place the face until he turned the other cheek....

tpbm is into food porn

[lemur]

food porn? oh yes.. thats my kind of lifestye


the person below my shoves food in their facehole

[clocksnmirrors]

even as i'm typing


tpbm is eating soup out of a measuring cup because all the bowls are dirty

[Savannah]

Nope, I just ran the dishwasher and will have leftover Chinese, yay!

The person below me owns a tricorne hat.

[clocksnmirrors]

yum. you just made me wanna trade the tricorne hat for a tricorned-beef-on-rye hat

tpbm suffers from a prolapsed inner monologue

[Savannah]

Indeed. There's a fairly constant risk of the most socially inconvenient, irrelevant, overly enthusiastic conversation or dangerous soliloquy spilling out of me at all times.

The person below me wishes life were a musical.

[ygmir]

seems my life as of late is a musical, with no rhythm.

TPBM thinks I can't dance

[TomServo]

Never crossed my mind, but aren't short people typically great dancers?

TPBM used to do "The Pogo."

[Simon of the Playa]

i still do.


TPBM knows that CCCP is also a band...

[theCryptofishist]

Is only one CCCP. Great home of socialist revolution and shining star to all workers. Long Live Tovarich Lenin Stalin Gorbachev Putin!
TPBM believes that Poland cannot tie its shoes without help from Russia, Prussia, Austria or all three at once.

[knowmad]

The Germans let Poland have Shoes?

PBM may I have your permission to "go full off" on the next person to wish me happy Easter?

[ygmir]

granted, knowmad!!!

TPBM knows who Fishy forgot in her litany.

[theCryptofishist]

The Lithuanians
TPBM is going to wish Knowmad Happy Easter.

[knowmad]

Easter is my second most favorite day to Drink my self into a blathering social mess. and make indiscriminate passes at Fundies. "hey wanna get nailed like Jesus?" or "wow guy was really hung, hu?"

PBM did you hear the one about Ygmir, Marty, And Ugly Dougly walk into a rural strip club?

[Simon of the Playa]

let me guess, they met an old GF

TPBM should know better than to wander into rural strip clubs.

[ygmir]

wrong button

[knowmad]

little higher up... no left... you've done this before right?
fergetet I'll do it my self.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

keep to the program.


tpbm needs another coffee.

[Savannah]

I haven't had it yet, so yes--in the grand scheme of things, I require one additional coffee in the long list of coffees.

The person below me will tell me what kind of doughnut they seize when some devil messiah brings in a whole box of them.

[Simon of the Playa]

all of them, except the peanut covered, i hate those.


tpbm knows the jungian implications of this.

[ygmir]

I'd suspect Freud would have used corn instead of peanut, for his descriptive.
Jung, IMO, would have just seen the irony of a self god's synchronicity at choosing peanuts on doughnuts, in the first place

TPBM is all alone.

[knowmad]

I am the existentialist human.

PBM please solve, and submit proof.
If a regular hexagon has sides equal to 12, what is the area? (this problem comes up over and over again in different ways. make sure you can work it!)

[theCryptofishist]

Is that Peanut Linus or Peppermint Patty?
The person sideways is a non sequedor.

[TomServo]

Is that Peanut Linus or Peppermint Patty?
The person sideways is a non sequedor.

No, I'm an anarchist.

TPBM has X-Ray Spex.