Do not buy a ticket (end of the world coming)

adam link · Post by **adam link** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:13 am

indeed.

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:14 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:ok, i was wrong...

PANIC!

ha ha all you suckers who already paid for tic....oh wait, i got mine....shit, oh well...

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did i mention

PANIC!

ITS SO GOOD TO SEE THE BEFORE AND AFTER, DONTCHA THINK!

i would still panic...

yup...

panicking as i type...nope..

gonna have a cigarette first...maybe a little panic later.

first coffee, then panic.

adam link · Post by **adam link** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:58 pm

Time shares now available

The design is independent of any external support systems, such as hydro or electricity, allowing the structure to exist in any climate.

Remizov is in discussions with investors to create a real-life version of his prototype.

â€œI think that The Ark is a new prototype in the development of green architecture,â€

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:30 pm

ArkStorm:
Beginning on Christmas Eve, 1861, and continuing into early 1862, an extreme series of storms lasting 45 days struck California. The storms caused severe flooding, turning the Sacramento Valley into an inland sea, forcing the State Capital to be moved from Sacramento to San Francisco for a time, and requiring Governor Leland Stanford to take a rowboat to his inauguration. William Brewer, author of â€œUp and down California,â€

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:05 pm

And Lo, the Angel did let out a Fierce Wail of his trumpet and Laid open the Seventh and Final Seal....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:11 pm

I thought Regis' finest hour, was the part he played in "Everything you always wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask".

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:39 am

Add To My ApocoList:

63. A Dingy
64. Sponges

the rebbi

adam link · Post by **adam link** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:05 pm

THIS THREAD IS OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING!

we need to scare them even more...

DONT GO TO BURNING MAN, IT'S A SECRET OCCULT SOCIETY THAT WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND AND THEN SELL YOUR BODY TO HITLER v.2.0. AND YOU WILL BURN IN SPARKS FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER KNOW THE GLORY THAT IS JEEBUS AND EVER AND EVER AMEN!

not to mention it's the apocalypse, dont you have anything better to do?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:38 am

Could we move the date of the Apocalypse up to this weekend? It works out better for me financially that way...

(Actually, it would work out even better if we can move it back to late August 1984. Could someone figure out the logistics on that?)

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:03 am

Lucas seems to be taking this quite seriously;
http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment ... story.html

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:36 am

can't sit still wrote:Lucas seems to be taking this quite seriously;
http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment ... story.html

Well I'll be go to hell...

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:41 am

It must be true. Kutcher is a believer too;
http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment ... story.html

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:14 pm

It's weird when Kutchner's scenario sounds more plausible than Lucas'... Then again, George Lucas was the one who thought JarJar Binks was a good idea.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:30 pm

BAS wrote:It's weird when Kutchner's scenario sounds more plausible than Lucas'... Then again, George Lucas was the one who thought JarJar Binks was a good idea.

agreed. Kutcher's fear being founded in reality, and Luca's fear he will face war crimes for selling Bush Death Star plans. The Signs are there.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:38 pm

S I T D O W N S H U T T H E F U C K U P A N D D R I N K T H E
G O D D A M N K O O L - A I D !!!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:57 pm

But, it isn't KOOL-AID! It's Welch's!

(Hey, we can't have the information on ePlaya inaccurate, can we?

)

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:00 pm

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:39 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... e+kool-aid

According to the newspaper accounts at the time, Jim Jones actually used Welch's Grape Juice. (It happened while I was in Junior High and taking a newspaper course, IIRC.)

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:50 pm

Owsley's kool-aid

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:59 pm

"if you don't stop crying I'll never untie you"
The floggings will continue until morale improves

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:51 am

BAS wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... e+kool-aid

According to the newspaper accounts at the time, Jim Jones actually used Welch's Grape Juice. (It happened while I was in Junior High and taking a newspaper course, IIRC.)

It was an off-brand (no reason for them not to go cheap) called "Flavor-Aid."

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:33 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
BAS wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... e+kool-aid

According to the newspaper accounts at the time, Jim Jones actually used Welch's Grape Juice. (It happened while I was in Junior High and taking a newspaper course, IIRC.)
It was an off-brand (no reason for them not to go cheap) called "Flavor-Aid."

Ah! That's what I get for working from memory.
(Now I'm going to have to go and see if I can find the correct brand... darn OCD!)

It was Flavor Aid, according to Wikipedia. (Now my OCD will let me get back to reading ePlaya.)

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:56 pm

Apparently, It's a good thing that Burning man is not in central Africa;
http://www.spiegel.de/international/wor ... 41,00.html

Jerome Templaugh · Post by **Jerome Templaugh** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:59 pm

time to kiss your ass goodbye.

Marscrumbs · Post by **Marscrumbs** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:28 pm

Yes nothing will be left but dust and cinders. Then we at Burning Man won't notice any differences.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:39 pm

That's nice, dear.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:20 am

2012 it's all over.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se ... ersion=NIV

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:48 am

BUY YOUR TIME-SHARE NOW IN NEUSCHWABENLAND!

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:37 pm

Seems the planet is expanding;
http://www.halfpasthuman.com/aintwhatitusedtobe.html

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:18 pm

Well, now the date is set;
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 54139.html

He says that 2% are going to be raptured outta here. The rest of us are going to the big fire-effects extravaganza.

Do not buy a ticket (end of the world coming)

Re: ok, so we were off by a factor of twenty...sue us...

Kiss your Ass Goodbye...Even Regis Knows It.

now GET OUTTA HERE, and let me have your place in line.

Post apocalyptic vacation