This thread will die quickly...

[FIGJAM]

"I was hung from yonder tree, do da, do da. Till then I hung too my knee, ol da do da day."

[graidawg]

that or i am looking in the wrong place

[MyDearFriend]

that or i am looking in the wrong place

Try searching your self. Go to your profile & click on "posts" like I just did.

[Lassen Forge]

"I was hung from yonder tree, do da, do da. Till then I hung too my knee, ol da do da day."

'e used to have a great big schlong, do da, do da. Now 'is neck is twice as long, ol de do da day

[ygmir]

"I was hung from yonder tree, do da, do da. Till then I hung too my knee, ol da do da day."

'e used to have a great big schlong, do da, do da. Now 'is neck is twice as long, ol de do da day

we dried his schlong all summer long, do da, do da, we use it to teach folks right from wrong, ol de do da day.

[FIGJAM]

"All my bones are big and strong do da, do da. Iv'e got one 10 inches long oh da do da day."

[ygmir]

a Vienna Sausage ain't so strong, do da, do da, But FJ thinks 10 inches long, all de do da day.

[Foxfur]

Never let yer dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt, always keep your dingle-dangle wrapped up in your shirt.
Never let yer dingle-dangle dangle on the ground, always keep your dingle-dangle big and fat and round.

Sing it to 'cottoneye joe' the original, not the country radio version...
Dad taught us that one @ age six. Oh yeah, the teachers @ school loved that one... I sang it for show and tell!

[FIGJAM]

It's not my song!

I could'nt think of ryhmes for thimble.

[Foxfur]

It's not my song!

I could'nt think of ryhmes for thimble.

Nimble, tremble, symbol / cymbal.
Close ones: temple, simple, sinful, mental, fitful, pit bull, wrinkle, brimfull, trancendental...

[Trishntek]

Yeah,,,, whatever,,,, can we get on with the lascivious activities yet?

Figjam,,, just tuck it in your boot and tie it down if necessary,,,

[Trishntek]

Rest assured that Dick cheese has a different smell than toe cheese.

So i heard a term last night from a phone sex operator I know,,,, no dammit in real life!!!! sheeeesh

Anyway,,, this term should kill this thread,,, of course i could be wrong,,,,,

the term is CUNT SNOT

[FIGJAM]

It will be safely tucked in my thimble.

[Foxfur]

Rest assured that Dick cheese has a different smell than toe cheese.

So i heard a term last night from a phone sex operator I know,,,, no dammit in real life!!!! sheeeesh

Anyway,,, this term should kill this thread,,, of course i could be wrong,,,,,

the term is CUNT SNOT

Oh Tek, that'll never work. I'd have to post a pic of my ass or something.

[Elderberry]

Rest assured that Dick cheese has a different smell than toe cheese.

So i heard a term last night from a phone sex operator I know,,,, no dammit in real life!!!! sheeeesh

Anyway,,, this term should kill this thread,,, of course i could be wrong,,,,,

the term is CUNT SNOT

[Trishntek]

Now you did it!

[Asherbeez]

Ooooohhhhh dooeessssss your dick hang low, does it wobble to and fro,
can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow,
can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier,
does you dick
hang
low

[Trishntek]

Reminds of my youth when a buddy o' mine and I were peein' off a bridge,,,, the trickling of the stream below on a cool breezy September evening,,,, my buddy broke the silence with, "Man that water's cold!" Pregnant silence ensued,,,,, as I was reeling it back into my pants I responded, "Yeah it's deep too!"

[ygmir]

Reminds of my youth when a buddy o' mine and I were peein' off a bridge,,,, the trickling of the stream below on a cool breezy September evening,,,, my buddy broke the silence with, "Man that water's cold!" Pregnant silence ensued,,,,, as I was reeling it back into my pants I responded, "Yeah it's deep too!"

when you could have yelled "ouch, a crawdad just pinched me".

[Trishntek]

Did you ever just wake up one morning and realize your balls suddenly hang lower than the appendage?

[Foxfur]

Did you ever just wake up one morning and realize your balls suddenly hang lower than the appendage?

It was a sad day. I'd rather catch it under my leg when I sit down rather than my balls (OUCH!).
Sweetpea says it looks like a cute puppet in its current configuration.

[Trishntek]

Did you ever just wake up one morning and realize your balls suddenly hang lower than the appendage?

It was a sad day. I'd rather catch it under my leg when I sit down rather than my balls (OUCH!).
Sweetpea says it looks like a cute puppet in its current configuration.

Well I suppose it depends upon who is pulling,,,, the strings

[maryanimal]

*laffing so hard my sides ache* You guys are so funny, the way you talk about your meat and potatoes! I've never heard women talk about things like, "my labia majors are so droopy, when I run it sounds like they're clapping".

[ygmir]

*laffing so hard my sides ache* You guys are so funny, the way you talk about your meat and potatoes! I've never heard women talk about things like, "my labia majors are so droopy, when I run it sounds like they're clapping".

*spits WW on screen*

[AntiM]

*laffing so hard my sides ache* You guys are so funny, the way you talk about your meat and potatoes! I've never heard women talk about things like, "my labia majors are so droopy, when I run it sounds like they're clapping".

You hang around the wrong women.

[maryanimal]

I probably do hang around the wrong women AntiM! hehehe I'm not as uptight, or lack of a better word, as most woman. I'm pretty open-minded.

[maryanimal]

*laffing so hard my sides ache* You guys are so funny, the way you talk about your meat and potatoes! I've never heard women talk about things like, "my labia majors are so droopy, when I run it sounds like they're clapping".

*spits WW on screen*

What's WW??

[Foxfur]

Wiggling Willy?
Warm Whisky?
Warm Wad?


Maryanimal, THAT was FUNNY!
I had to wrap multiple layers of duct tape around my bulbous torso to keep my sides from splitting!

[ygmir]

hahaha, Whiskey Water.

Ff; you demonic humorist...........

[Elderberry]

My guess was White Wine.
Hey, here in Hollywood we have plastic surgeons that can fix that flapping labia problem. You can even get you ass crack bleached while you're at it.