The Rian and Stuart Venting Thread

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:45 am

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
tisha2 wrote:y'know what's funny....i was just thinking today how i come off all hard-core and independent and strong, so guys totally don't approach me. and all i *really* want is some strong sweetie to take care of *me* once in a while...to sit me down and tell me how it is. (of course i'll probably disagree and start to tell him off for daring, but then that's when he's supposed to just kiss me)
The ones that actually stick around you just kick them in the ass on a regular basis to remind them that they should run with fear.

Jason
cites?

*mumbling*this one...*mumble*and the...*mumble*

*Sandwichman runs with intense fear in his eyes*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:13 am

Jason... let an old soldier tell you something important: never, never, never, willingly jump up into the crosshairs. Always a bad move.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:19 am

samtzu wrote:Jason... let an old soldier tell you something important: never, never, never, willingly jump up into the crosshairs. Always a bad move.

What can I tell you...I am glutton for punishment.....

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:40 pm

all i *really* want is some strong sweetie to take care of *me* once in a while...to sit me down and tell me how it is. (of course i'll probably disagree and start to tell him off for daring, but then that's when he's supposed to just kiss me)

my dear, If this is truly the case I would RUN not walk away.

mixed messages combined with a desire for mind reading in your partner is a tough road to plough.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:52 pm

silly stuart.
you aren't supposed to plough a road anyway!!!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:04 pm

silly Rian

did you not see the silent 'hoe'?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:20 pm

Well there was some sarcasm intended...but now that you mention it...

RUN!!
RUN for your lives!!!!!!!!!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:23 pm

Dear Glutton for Punishment,

it's too bad you live so far away, but we could arrange for daily online brow beating, how is your schedule looking?

heh

RUN!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:25 pm

regynalonglank wrote:Dear Glutton for Punishment,

it's too bad you live so far away, but we could arrange for daily online brow beating, how is your schedule looking?

heh

RUN!

My schedule is fairly clean this week. After I go back to work this will change a bit. I am open for the brow beating so please proceed....

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:45 pm

well for starters you can stop being so darn agreeable!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:49 pm

regynalonglank wrote:well for starters you can stop being so darn agreeable!

Okay I can do that

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:51 pm

oh i see, you're going to be difficult...well, we can fix that!

i'm going to have to ask you to get something for me

it's on an island in the pacific

there will be mermaids to avoid

and you must bring me back the golden fleece

starting......now!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:53 pm

My playa name is actually Argon-knot

But the mermaids do sound amazing. I can swim well or so I tell myself. And so if I bring back this fleece may the brow beating commence?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:55 pm

yes my little knothead...the brow beatings will commence immeditely upon your return. and don't worry, i'll wait...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:58 pm

regynalonglank wrote:yes my little knothead...the brow beatings will commence immeditely upon your return. and don't worry, i'll wait...

what if I told you I already had the fleece.......

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:00 pm

ah, then the fleecings can begin!

what if i told you i already have it too?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:01 pm

regynalonglank wrote:ah, then the fleecings can begin!

what if i told you i already have it too?

Then I must seek a conquest to have all the golden fleece.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:02 pm

mmmm...a conquest! that sounds yummy. when do we start?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:03 pm

regynalonglank wrote:mmmm...a conquest! that sounds yummy. when do we start?

How far away are you ? Or how many hours away? Better be careful what you ask for.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:07 pm

regynalonglank wrote:mmmm...a conquest! that sounds yummy. when do we start?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:10 pm

Check this out J-dog:

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:14 pm

oh yes, very careful...about nine hours i think...but i've never been up there, so i'm not really sure!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:15 pm

regynalonglank wrote:oh yes, very careful...about nine hours i think...but i've never been up there, so i'm not really sure!

See I was thinking you were much further away but I am into the arts not the geography.....

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:18 pm

i was threatening to go up for the kite fest last week, a bunch of my kite flyin buddies were up there, but i lost my second driver so i decided not to do it on my own...it really looks like 12 hours, to be honest, but nine sounds better :)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:21 pm

regynalonglank wrote:i was threatening to go up for the kite fest last week, a bunch of my kite flyin buddies were up there, but i lost my second driver so i decided not to do it on my own...it really looks like 12 hours, to be honest, but nine sounds better

Still less than 24 hours. And now another reason for you to come here.... You can come up here anytime to brow beat me in person and I will even buy you drinks to do so.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:22 pm

tempting, very tempting...the next time i get some time off i may just take you up on that my friend...so watch out!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:24 pm

regynalonglank wrote:tempting, very tempting...the next time i get some time off i may just take you up on that my friend...so watch out!

I will hold you to it......

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:29 pm

he said hold me!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:31 pm

regynalonglank wrote:he said hold me!

Hold or restrain either way as long as the job gets done.......

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:32 pm

stuart wrote:silly Rian

did you not see the silent 'hoe'?

"Row"! A tough row to hoe. It's a gardening/farmer thing. No roads involved. No ploughs necessary. Don't hoe the road.