Claire camps with us, but she's saving for the trip associated with her scholarship this year. No fucking Claire for us at Burning Man this year, which is too fucking bad, we will miss her.
I thank you for her stars.
Fuck!
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Of course I fucking do........gads.......I'm fucking losing my fucking mindjkisha wrote:you mean the fucking tiny url, no?ygmir wrote:copy and paste the "tiny url"........
I just gave her five fucking stars.
JK
hey, if my "fuck" account is empty, perhaps, I could get a fucking bailout?
"excuse me, congress, I've fucked away all my fucks, can you give me some more, from all the other fuckers who'll pay it back for me, or, take it from their fucking wages?"
*slips a whole bunch of fucking money into the congress's pockets*
Sure citizen, we need lots of fucks to keep this country on the right track.
how many fucks you want?
"oh, 10,000 or so"
Well, heck, how about a billion?
uck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck it!
Fuck 'em!
Fuck You!
Fuck this!
FUCK!
Fuck loving someone who don't love you.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck it!
Fuck 'em!
Fuck You!
Fuck this!
FUCK!
Fuck loving someone who don't love you.
Fuck!
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http://lonestonersblog.blogspot.com/
http://lonestonersblog.blogspot.com/
One of my jobs ended today...Sometimes it was miserable- Unheated warehouse with no toilet or running water, grime and coon poop everywhere, dealing with two-digit IQs, uncomfortable periods of waiting and hard, dangerous work...And sometimes it was GREAT- I was pretty much on my own, responsible for a whole warehouse full of lab equipment (each piece of which represented the cost of a pretty good used car) and its repair, appraisal, packaging and shipping. And it was some interesting gear. with its own special arcane terminology and fiddly mechanical bits that were interesting and challenging to troubleshoot or even just assemble properly. This summer I had to ship out of a warehouse that had become an island when the crazy 100-year floods hit Kalamazoo. A pair of mallards started hanging around and I think they would have nested on the edge of the loading dock if the waters had not eventually (and to a degree, unfortunately) resided. It was a genuine adventure. Thank you, Inspector Gadget (one of the San Diego Regional Reps) for hooking me up with this gig a year-and-change ago, and to Scott (one of the company owners and part of the crew that brought the cool helix wind gennies to "Green Man"). And the other good folks I got to meet at that company and the one that subsequently bought it, a Boston outfit with some good guys that sound like Tom and Ray from "Cah Tawk".
I'm going back down there tomorrow to push a broom around and pick up the stuff in the corners...I had planned to clean up after the last truck left, but when it got quiet down there I started to get that burning sensation in my sinuses that you get before you start to cry and I didn't want the warehouse guys to tease me when I turned in the keys.
......fuck.
I'm going back down there tomorrow to push a broom around and pick up the stuff in the corners...I had planned to clean up after the last truck left, but when it got quiet down there I started to get that burning sensation in my sinuses that you get before you start to cry and I didn't want the warehouse guys to tease me when I turned in the keys.
......fuck.
Howdy From Kalamazoo
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*Wiggles toes in his hemp shoes*Queue wrote:WHy don't they fucking just decriminalize Hemp, FUCK!
Funny, hemp isn't fucking illegal last I checked. It's fucking THC that is a controlled substance.
Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Actually the fucking bastards at DuPont where able to lobby for to make hemp illegal in the 30's I beleive.capjbadger wrote:*Wiggles toes in his hemp shoes*Queue wrote:WHy don't they fucking just decriminalize Hemp, FUCK!
Funny, hemp isn't fucking illegal last I checked. It's fucking THC that is a controlled substance.
Badger
We get most of our hemp products from Canada.
Farmers can't grow hemp in the U.S. for some fucked up reason. FUUUUCK!
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I totally agree! I laughed my ass off watching this film. I liked it so much, posted a link to the video on my Facebook profile. My "real" friends loved it. Some of my Facebook friends are these women with whom I went to high school, in addition to some folks with whom I went to church ages ago. I just thought, "You know what? This shit is funny! If they don't like it, fuck 'em! In fact, maybe this little movie will get those fucking fuckers to delete me as a friend - that would be awesome!"betrdanevr wrote:
hahahahahahaha That was fucking AWESOME. :D
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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RingO'Fire
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Oh, I have another "Fuck!" too! In the wee hours of Wednesday morning some lowlife fucker smashed out my car window and stole my bookbag right out my front seat. The car was parked in my driveway, about four feet from my house. I live in a fairly decent neighborhood too. He/they got my books, notes, flash drives, and calculator.
All in all, including the cost of replacing the window, it's going to cost me about $500. My notes and work stored on the falsh drives is irreplaceable. It could have been much worse; there was a messenger bag in the back seat with a laptop that's on loan from the university. Stupid fucking thieves!
I've been having violent fantasies ever since about catching the fucker in the act and exacting my revenge. I couldn't kill someone just for jacking my shit, but I would happily put a hurtin' on him. I'm thinking about putting up security cameras and those "glass break" detectors around my house.
One good thing did come out of it though. Later that same day, I had to go work on a HAZMAT spill cleanup (2500 gallons of 50% sodium hydroxide went into a creek - last Wed was our 5th day onsite). There was this really pretty stray dog running around. My coworkers had found it skulking around and had started feeding it.
Then, naturally, it wanted to stay around our "command post." My friend Tammy started petting him and giving him dog food. She said he tried to jump in the truck with her when she left the day before. We asked some of the locals, they said he was definately a stray; they also said that people put their unwanted pets out around there all the time, since they lived close to the county landfill.
Several of the guys I work with talked about taking him home, but couldn't for various reasons - small apartment, too many other dogs, unfenced yard, etc. I studied this dog all day long, thinking, "Alright dog, you're smart enough to have survived down here on your own for a while, and you sure are pretty, but are you smart enough to be MY dog?" I eventually decided that, yes, he was smart enough. So, I began the bonding process with him, by petting & feeding him out of my hand.
Wednesday night, I brought him home. He let me pick him up and put him in the truck. He crashed out right away and snuggled up to me and put his head on my thigh while I drove home (about an hour's drive).
I've already taken him to the vet to get him vaccinated and de-wormed (he's got 3 different kinds, but not heart worms). He's a 52-lb, full-blooded "red" Siberian Husky [in the vet's opinion, and he's the expert]. The vet said he's about 5-7 lb underweight. I decided to name him "Buddy", since that's what I already call all male critters anyway.
Since I've been feeding him regularly and bathed him yesterday, he has SO much energy. This dog is really pretty, big, smart, and hyper as a motherfucker. He's driving my 13-year old female Chow apeshit. Oh well, they're dogs, they'll figure it out.
I have to say, honestly, if I hadn't been broken into early Wednesday morning, I might not have brought this awesome dog home later that night. So, even though it sucks that some fucking lowlife broke my window and stole my shit, I now have an awesome fucking dog as a result.
All in all, including the cost of replacing the window, it's going to cost me about $500. My notes and work stored on the falsh drives is irreplaceable. It could have been much worse; there was a messenger bag in the back seat with a laptop that's on loan from the university. Stupid fucking thieves!
I've been having violent fantasies ever since about catching the fucker in the act and exacting my revenge. I couldn't kill someone just for jacking my shit, but I would happily put a hurtin' on him. I'm thinking about putting up security cameras and those "glass break" detectors around my house.
One good thing did come out of it though. Later that same day, I had to go work on a HAZMAT spill cleanup (2500 gallons of 50% sodium hydroxide went into a creek - last Wed was our 5th day onsite). There was this really pretty stray dog running around. My coworkers had found it skulking around and had started feeding it.
Then, naturally, it wanted to stay around our "command post." My friend Tammy started petting him and giving him dog food. She said he tried to jump in the truck with her when she left the day before. We asked some of the locals, they said he was definately a stray; they also said that people put their unwanted pets out around there all the time, since they lived close to the county landfill.
Several of the guys I work with talked about taking him home, but couldn't for various reasons - small apartment, too many other dogs, unfenced yard, etc. I studied this dog all day long, thinking, "Alright dog, you're smart enough to have survived down here on your own for a while, and you sure are pretty, but are you smart enough to be MY dog?" I eventually decided that, yes, he was smart enough. So, I began the bonding process with him, by petting & feeding him out of my hand.
Wednesday night, I brought him home. He let me pick him up and put him in the truck. He crashed out right away and snuggled up to me and put his head on my thigh while I drove home (about an hour's drive).
I've already taken him to the vet to get him vaccinated and de-wormed (he's got 3 different kinds, but not heart worms). He's a 52-lb, full-blooded "red" Siberian Husky [in the vet's opinion, and he's the expert]. The vet said he's about 5-7 lb underweight. I decided to name him "Buddy", since that's what I already call all male critters anyway.
Since I've been feeding him regularly and bathed him yesterday, he has SO much energy. This dog is really pretty, big, smart, and hyper as a motherfucker. He's driving my 13-year old female Chow apeshit. Oh well, they're dogs, they'll figure it out.
I have to say, honestly, if I hadn't been broken into early Wednesday morning, I might not have brought this awesome dog home later that night. So, even though it sucks that some fucking lowlife broke my window and stole my shit, I now have an awesome fucking dog as a result.
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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Elderberry
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The better the neighborhood the more the neighborhoods are targeted. My parents live in a good neighborhood too, and they had their car stolen out of their driveway--TWICE! And it was locked both times.
Oh and fuck.
JK
Oh and fuck.
JK
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Fucking awesome dog!
We live in a kinda nice neighborhood, but are within lowlife walking distance. They tend to go past us, east to the "foots" above Harrison, much nicer neighborhoods. My SIL lives up there and their cars have been broken into repeatedly. MyLarry's strict rule, nothing gets left in the vehicles except the car stuff in the back. We do have a motion light, usually on as the neighbor lets her cats out at night. I keep the doors locked, the big thing in Ogden is thieves trying the doors in the daytime.
Fucking thieves.
We live in a kinda nice neighborhood, but are within lowlife walking distance. They tend to go past us, east to the "foots" above Harrison, much nicer neighborhoods. My SIL lives up there and their cars have been broken into repeatedly. MyLarry's strict rule, nothing gets left in the vehicles except the car stuff in the back. We do have a motion light, usually on as the neighbor lets her cats out at night. I keep the doors locked, the big thing in Ogden is thieves trying the doors in the daytime.
Fucking thieves.
Yes, rule of thumb...the nicer the neighborhood, the more fucking likely your gonna get your shit stolen...see the rule of thumb for thieves...dont shit in your own backyard....
Fuckers.
BBSue got hit too! down in Oakland!
Its everywhere now folks...take your shit in your house!
DONT to leave your chump change in center colume in plain site.They will break your window for $0.50!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers.
BBSue got hit too! down in Oakland!
Its everywhere now folks...take your shit in your house!
DONT to leave your chump change in center colume in plain site.They will break your window for $0.50!!!!!!!!!!!!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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Its everywhere now folks...take your shit in your house!
DONT to leave your chump change in center colume in plain site.They will break your window for $0.50!!!!!!!!!!!!
i KNOW! I caught Dick "there's a reason why they dont call me Richard" Fuld the other day stealing quarters from my tip jar.
Fucking Bankers are the WORST kind of penny-ante two-bit bullshit scum sucking thieves there are.
the poor people that steal for food dont piss me of as much.
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I just heard on local talk radio today (which I normally despise, but a buddy clued me in to this segment), that there has apparently been a rash of house and car break-ins in both my immediate neighborhood and in the greater surrounding neighborhoods as well. So, these fucking thieves have apparently gotten somewhat organized.
Goddamn thieves! I really, really want to GET these fuckers!
I think I'm gonna buy a DIY wireless surveillance camera kit for the perimeter of my house. And, like Anti-M and Pinemom suggested, I'm not going to leave ANYTHING visible inside my car. It totally fucking sucks that it's come to this in my own fucking neighborhood though!
Hopefully, my new big-ass dog, that looks remarkably like a wolf, will help scare off the fuckers.
Goddamn thieves! I really, really want to GET these fuckers!
I think I'm gonna buy a DIY wireless surveillance camera kit for the perimeter of my house. And, like Anti-M and Pinemom suggested, I'm not going to leave ANYTHING visible inside my car. It totally fucking sucks that it's come to this in my own fucking neighborhood though!
Hopefully, my new big-ass dog, that looks remarkably like a wolf, will help scare off the fuckers.
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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They'll even steal your dog. (or kill it and steal his collar and water bowl)RingO'Fire wrote:
Hopefully, my new big-ass dog, that looks remarkably like a wolf, will help scare off the fuckers.
JK
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
Thanks ANTI -M for directing me to here, and thanks for your welcome yesterday.
I didn't think saying 'Fuck' three times in my introduction was too bad!!!
Oh! Fuck it.
As for the rest of you I'm new to eplaya but, have gotta say its bad to hear of this current wave of robbin' and stealin' you're suffering from in your neighbourhoods and stuff.
Here in England (if you give a fuck?) we have this massive problem with stabbings - really young people. I blame much of it on the fucking media, you know - they announce '' So thats a total of 27 stabbings in London so far this year'' , trouble is that it makes some stupid fuck think ''I (BIG fucking I) wanna be no.28''....Power of suggestion and all that???
Anyway England is pretty much totally fucked all fucking round really.....serious.
For whoever hasn't greeted me yet, anything will fucking do!
Other than that a big fucking HELLO to you all.
I didn't think saying 'Fuck' three times in my introduction was too bad!!!
Oh! Fuck it.
As for the rest of you I'm new to eplaya but, have gotta say its bad to hear of this current wave of robbin' and stealin' you're suffering from in your neighbourhoods and stuff.
Here in England (if you give a fuck?) we have this massive problem with stabbings - really young people. I blame much of it on the fucking media, you know - they announce '' So thats a total of 27 stabbings in London so far this year'' , trouble is that it makes some stupid fuck think ''I (BIG fucking I) wanna be no.28''....Power of suggestion and all that???
Anyway England is pretty much totally fucked all fucking round really.....serious.
For whoever hasn't greeted me yet, anything will fucking do!
Other than that a big fucking HELLO to you all.
Timeless motion..........
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Remember, fuck you is the new I love you.
I haven't been to London since 1979, and almost got beaten up by a gang of punks who were chasing the footballers who'd just gotten off the tube, just like in the movies. Could have been set up by central casting, it was so cliche. But the minute I started talking they left me alone; I guess beating up tourists wasn't in vogue.
fuck you very much.
I haven't been to London since 1979, and almost got beaten up by a gang of punks who were chasing the footballers who'd just gotten off the tube, just like in the movies. Could have been set up by central casting, it was so cliche. But the minute I started talking they left me alone; I guess beating up tourists wasn't in vogue.
fuck you very much.
Hey, i didn't know that. I always hoped that such a planet existed.
So, 'Fuck you too'.
No we're fucking talking!!
Yeah, all that football violence the U.K back then was on the news and stuff a lot, I was little-ish in 1979 but, remember it, it got worse into the 80's and became very organised, the rival teams would meet up psyched' to fuck and just kick the fuck out of each other. Fuck that!!!
Of course in the later part of the 80's MDMA hit our shores and Acid House was plastered all over the newspapers instead of the violence (naturally the English press portrayed the Acid House scene as something bad). Some of the violence stopped once the party vibe took hold!!!...
A wonderful time!
The 'criminal justice bill' then fucked up the 'peaceful set'...... What we have 'now' I have already mentioned. Oh!!!! FUCK!!!!!
Gotta admit I sometimes feel a bit 'lost' these days, and you know I really fucking hope I find my first BM is 'refreshing', I think I will.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed the rest of your London trip way back then.
(I feel like I've interupted this thread about stealing and stuff - sorry people)
So...Fuck you! ( I do hope that wasn't a wind up!!!)
So, 'Fuck you too'.
No we're fucking talking!!
Yeah, all that football violence the U.K back then was on the news and stuff a lot, I was little-ish in 1979 but, remember it, it got worse into the 80's and became very organised, the rival teams would meet up psyched' to fuck and just kick the fuck out of each other. Fuck that!!!
Of course in the later part of the 80's MDMA hit our shores and Acid House was plastered all over the newspapers instead of the violence (naturally the English press portrayed the Acid House scene as something bad). Some of the violence stopped once the party vibe took hold!!!...
A wonderful time!
The 'criminal justice bill' then fucked up the 'peaceful set'...... What we have 'now' I have already mentioned. Oh!!!! FUCK!!!!!
Gotta admit I sometimes feel a bit 'lost' these days, and you know I really fucking hope I find my first BM is 'refreshing', I think I will.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed the rest of your London trip way back then.
(I feel like I've interupted this thread about stealing and stuff - sorry people)
So...Fuck you! ( I do hope that wasn't a wind up!!!)
Timeless motion..........