Agreed, this is fabulous.TinkerMom wrote:WINNER!!!!!!GreyCoyote wrote:Had a literature teacher who was a bona fide jerk. He would position himself at the classroom door right as the tardy bell rang and would SLAM it closed. If you weren't in the classroom, the "BANG" of the steel door, in the steel frame, set into the concrete walls, told you not to bother trying to get into class that day. One day he nearly slammed it in my face. Not good.
So we set to make this right. We liberated a box of CCI rifle primers and some amazingly sticky clear tape. We pre-constructed an 8 foot length of tape with a primer set every inch. It got quickly applied it to the door jamb while the teacher was in the bathroom between classes.
So. The bell rang. The door slammed. And the door opened again with a deafening ROAR!.
They never caught us.And that fooking door never slammed again.
Now why didn't this redneck think of that?
I like it best when the "punishment" fits the "crime". . . . Okay, okay, I also like Chickens 1, 2 & 4, and when someone's room gets stuffed full of inflatable animals, those are pretty darn good, too.
Daaaaaaaaaaaang!!! 
