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Post by OnceTheDustClears » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:30 am

Woo fucking hoo
and FUCK CANCER twice

FUCK CANCER
FUCK CANCER.

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:12 am

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I'm sure I've probably posted this before, but god knows it's lost in the mists of fucking time by now....
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Post by AntiM » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:30 pm

Fuck, my back bottom gold crown just popped off. I knew there was a reason I'd fucking slacked off fucking flossing.

back bottom popped off .... is that dirty or is it just me?

Oh, and fuck.
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Post by ygmir » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:40 pm

AntiM wrote:Fuck, my back bottom gold crown just popped off. I knew there was a reason I'd fucking slacked off fucking flossing.

back bottom popped off .... is that dirty or is it just me?

Oh, and fuck.
did the fucking floss pop it off?
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Post by EspressoDude » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:16 pm

AntiM wrote:Fuck, my back bottom gold crown just popped off. I knew there was a reason I'd fucking slacked off fucking flossing.

back bottom popped off .... is that dirty or is it just me?

Oh, and fuck.
At least ya didn't fucking swallow it....we hope...........
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Post by AntiM » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:17 pm

ygmir wrote:
AntiM wrote:Fuck, my back bottom gold crown just popped off. I knew there was a reason I'd fucking slacked off fucking flossing.

back bottom popped off .... is that dirty or is it just me?

Oh, and fuck.
did the fucking floss pop it off?
I think so, but if that was all it took, it was fucking ready to pop anyway. Damn shame, this guy has done excellent work so far. I think this one is a few years old, but it shouldn't have fucking come off so easily. Pretty sure that;s the one tooth that ad a root canal forever ago, so it shouldn't hurt.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:17 pm

You gonna put it in one of those padded envelopes and send it off to get some REAL, COLD, HARD, CASH T-O-D-A-Y !!!!.......


can you believe those fuckers ?
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Post by ygmir » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:26 pm

I wonder if Simon reads this fucking thread?
I sure see some straight lines he'd pick up on...............

AnitM:
maybe you could epoxy it back?
I've heard of people doing that.........
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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:08 pm

Fuck. I forgot to warn Sammi that the homemade lasagna
had more fresh herbs than just the usual garden variety. :oops:


She thought it was the peanut butter cookies. 8)
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Post by geospyder » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:40 pm

AntiM - you are not going to fucking believe it when I send you a picture of my brother (if I can ever find one). How's that for suspense? I must be coming out of my straight laced shell to have posted on this thread.
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Post by ibdave » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:04 pm

I feel fucking sorry for my Family for the next 2 days.. I'm on a fucking clear diet until 11a.m. Monday... argggggg Oh yea, I get the fucking camera up the poop chute.... Turned 51 and see what happens.... So don't worry about me, worry about my family cuz they are going to fucking hate me.... :shock: :roll: :twisted:
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Post by ygmir » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:43 am

fuck, ibdave.......good on ya for checking your health.........

Just make sure, when the procedure starts, the fucking doctor doesn't have both hands on your shoulders.........
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:55 am

geospyder wrote:AntiM - you are not going to fucking believe it when I send you a picture of my brother (if I can ever find one). How's that for suspense? I must be coming out of my straight laced shell to have posted on this thread.
Well not that far out...you forgot your FUCK! ;)

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Post by geospyder » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:04 am

You've been pounding it so long that you've gone fucking blind :lol: Check the seventh word in.
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Post by ygmir » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:14 am

geospyder wrote:You've been pounding it so long that you've gone fucking blind :lol: Check the seventh word in.
that's fucking embarrassing for JK...............
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:18 pm

Ooops....never mind! :oops:

AND FUCK!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:23 pm

ibdave wrote:I feel fucking sorry for my Family for the next 2 days.. I'm on a fucking clear diet until 11a.m. Monday... argggggg Oh yea, I get the fucking camera up the poop chute....
I will spare you the fucking enema and colostomy bag story. It's beyond hte fucking wall of wrong.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:51 pm

FUCK!

my workshop is a trainwreck.


it's time to do spring cleaning, or fondly known as "polishing the turd'

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Post by ygmir » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:57 pm

your shop looks fucking suspiciously like mine.......

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edit for fuck.....
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Post by Monkeypoo » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:08 pm

ibdave wrote:I feel fucking sorry for my Family for the next 2 days.. I'm on a fucking clear diet until 11a.m. Monday... argggggg Oh yea, I get the fucking camera up the poop chute.... Turned 51 and see what happens.... So don't worry about me, worry about my family cuz they are going to fucking hate me.... :shock: :roll: :twisted:
Quit being a FUCKING baby. I've had FUCKING 4 of those FUCKING camera FUCKING probes. I'm FUCKING 51. They give you FUCKING Demerol and you're FUCKING out by the FUCKING count of a happy FUCKING 1-2-3. When you FUCKING wake up, you'll be FUCKING asking the FUCKING nurse if you can have a FUCKING 6-pack of FUCKING Demerol to bring FUCKING home.

Embrace the FUCKING butt camera.



edited because I fucking forgot to say FUCK.
*goes back to insert a good fuck here and there*
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Post by ygmir » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:19 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
ibdave wrote:I feel fucking sorry for my Family for the next 2 days.. I'm on a fucking clear diet until 11a.m. Monday... argggggg Oh yea, I get the fucking camera up the poop chute.... Turned 51 and see what happens.... So don't worry about me, worry about my family cuz they are going to fucking hate me.... :shock: :roll: :twisted:
Quit being a FUCKING baby. I've had 4 of FUCKING those camera probes. I'm FUCKING 51. They give you FUCKING Demerol and you're FUCKING out by the FUCKING count of a happy FUCKING 1-2-3. When you FUCKING wake up, you'll be FUCKING asking the FUCKING nurse if you can have a FUCKING 6-pack of FUCKING Demerol to bring FUCKING home.

Embrace the FUCKING butt camera.

edited because I fucking forgot to say FUCK.
*goes back to insert a good fuck here and there*
It could be like my first fucking colonoscopy:

nervous and such, as we all can imagine.

enter changing room, stripping to put on nice gown, hear a voice:
"hey, aren't you that viking dude I saw in the paper to something?
I look over, there stands an attractive 30 something nurse..

me:
" well I guess so......" *blushing*

She wheels me to the exam room, and, as we come through the door:

"Hey, Ygmir, I haven't seen you in years".....
I look over to see an old "gal-pal"........

me:
well, you're about to.........*nervous giggle* she starts laughing, says:
Yeah, in ways I'd never have imagined.........

Doc comes in:
"Well, are you ready for your moving debut?"

me:
haha doc..........

Doc:

I hope you don't mind, we have a "trainee" here to observe.....
I look over and see an absolutely beautiful 20 something "nurse in training".............

To self: *someone knock me out*

the nurse, my old "pal" senses my angst......says:
here comes the "juice"...........

as I'm fading, I hear the doc.

"Smile"............

and then, a sensation I'm not very accustomed to...........

How the fuck was that?
hahahahaa
I still laugh........
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Post by betrdanevr » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:40 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
ibdave wrote:I feel fucking sorry for my Family for the next 2 days.. I'm on a fucking clear diet until 11a.m. Monday... argggggg Oh yea, I get the fucking camera up the poop chute.... Turned 51 and see what happens.... So don't worry about me, worry about my family cuz they are going to fucking hate me.... :shock: :roll: :twisted:
Quit being a FUCKING baby. I've had FUCKING 4 of those FUCKING camera FUCKING probes. I'm FUCKING 51. They give you FUCKING Demerol and you're FUCKING out by the FUCKING count of a happy FUCKING 1-2-3. When you FUCKING wake up, you'll be FUCKING asking the FUCKING nurse if you can have a FUCKING 6-pack of FUCKING Demerol to bring FUCKING home.

Embrace the FUCKING butt camera.



edited because I fucking forgot to say FUCK.
*goes back to insert a good fuck here and there*

Dave just may not WANT fucking Demerol, as Dave is a Pepsi drinker, and Demerol may or not be "okay" for him.

Sorry you got fucking probed four times, but don't take it out on Dave!

And I'm fucking sensitive to the topic, myself, as I just got back into fucking recovery after 3 years of experimentation (after a previous 12 years in program). And I'm so fucking GLAD to be back!
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Post by ibdave » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:46 pm

betrdanevr wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:
ibdave wrote:I feel fucking sorry for my Family for the next 2 days.. I'm on a fucking clear diet until 11a.m. Monday... argggggg Oh yea, I get the fucking camera up the poop chute.... Turned 51 and see what happens.... So don't worry about me, worry about my family cuz they are going to fucking hate me.... :shock: :roll: :twisted:
Quit being a FUCKING baby. I've had FUCKING 4 of those FUCKING camera FUCKING probes. I'm FUCKING 51. They give you FUCKING Demerol and you're FUCKING out by the FUCKING count of a happy FUCKING 1-2-3. When you FUCKING wake up, you'll be FUCKING asking the FUCKING nurse if you can have a FUCKING 6-pack of FUCKING Demerol to bring FUCKING home.

Embrace the FUCKING butt camera.



edited because I fucking forgot to say FUCK.
*goes back to insert a good fuck here and there*

Dave just may not WANT fucking Demerol, as Dave is a Pepsi drinker, and Demerol may or not be "okay" for him.

Sorry you got fucking probed four times, but don't take it out on Dave!

And I'm fucking sensitive to the topic, myself, as I just got back into fucking recovery after 3 years of experimentation (after a previous 12 years in program). And I'm so fucking GLAD to be back!
Demerol??? Fuck nobody said anything about Fucking Demerol....

Fucking Kaiser hmo....


:shock: :roll: :wink:
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Post by geospyder » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:06 pm

I remember getting on the table and the doctor showing me the fucking camera. Next thing I remember was my wife opening the car door for me to get in. She still won't tell me how the fuck I got dressed or who dressed me :shock:
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Post by betrdanevr » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:42 pm

Maybe they could wheel in a fucking canister of nitrous, Dave! :D
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Post by Ginger » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:14 pm

ygmir wrote:your shop looks fucking suspiciously like mine.......

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edit for fuck.....
Fucking sweet ride. I'm fucking jealous.
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Post by ygmir » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:30 pm

Thanks, I was fucking lucky enough to find two of 'em.....note the orange one in the upper part of the photo, here it is.......I just wanted to note to Simon we both had red ones......

trail bikes, that is............
I don't dare leave a "dog humor" straight line like that hanging out there........

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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:37 am

betrdanevr wrote:Sorry you got fucking probed four times, but don't take it out on Dave!

And I'm fucking sensitive to the topic, myself, as I just got back into fucking recovery after 3 years of experimentation (after a previous 12 years in program). And I'm so fucking GLAD to be back!
Fuck. Lighten up. I wasn't taking anything out on Dave. Sorry Dave. We're all sensitive about this shit. Probes suck. Cancer sucks. Polyps suck. Life sucks. Everything sucks sometimes. Right now just be grateful. Right now just be hopeful. For everyone in your life. Right now love the one you're with. I've had cancer myself. 20 years ago. Thank FUCKING God/Goddess/WHATEVER we caught it in time and they burned the bitches off my body! Yeah. Cancer fucking sucks. No one is immune. It hits you, me, everyone. Love people while they're here. I wasn't taking anything out on anyone. So, everything is cool now, right?! Good.
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Post by betrdanevr » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:05 am

I'm fine. Now that we're all "clear." :roll: 8) :)
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Post by betrdanevr » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:06 am

Oh, I'm fucking lightened up and fine now that we're all "clear." :roll: 8) :D

Hopefully Dave ends up "clear," too. They tend to "offer" that fucking procedure as a matter of course these days . . .
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