The person below me

[OregonRed]

No... I prefer Hershey's syrup.

TPBM prefers caramel.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm perfectly happy with the Dulche de Leche ice cream instead.
TPBM wants the original ice cream recipe. If it was good enough for the Roman emperors, it's good enough for anyone.

[Eric]

Nah, I'm fine with the coconut-milk "ice creams". Especially the German chocolate cake one. Which I'm out of.



tpbm uses coconut milk regularly for cooking

[Sic Pup]

Living with two vegans the top shelf is full of coconut, soy, rice,and hemp milk. There is one lone bottle of cow's milk which is segregated in the corner like some errant child in the timeout chair. I do use the fake stuff when I make my extra delicious coffee cake chock full of toasted walnuts, chocolate chips, and double streusel topping. I just found out that the vegan group that I was instrumental in growing from 5 to over 50 at my last kitchen is having their first meet-up at my new kitchen (different county). My daughter sent me the link to the meetup site with a note that said "they're stalking you". I probably hold the distinction of the omnivore with the most vegan acquaintances, sometimes I feel like a victim in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (but take solace knowing that they won't eat me).

TPBM lives with people with vastly different lifestyles.

[TomServo]

Yes I do! They're all Iowans.

TPBM knows what hearts of palm taste like.

[theCryptofishist]

Not only that, but I have ripped the heart out of the palm and held it up to the sun while it was still beating.
TPBM thinks that I mean: Not only that, but I have ripped the heart out of the palm and held it up to the sun while it was still beatboxing.

[msj2u]

Wrong!

tpbm will have at least one chili dog during the burn

MSJ
(have enjoyed the booby bar)!

[Eric]

Ick. No. My chili is way to good to waste on mystery meat.



tpbm is pre-cooking food for the burn.

[msj2u]

Yep, every year works great!

tpbm is bringing a bbq to the burn

MSJ

[maryanimal]

I'm thinking about it. depends on if I have room in my car!

tpbm is a last minute list maker and packer.

[Eric]

Completely. In 2010 my ride was running late, so I cored out the base of an acrylic cane I made (the one in my current avatar) & added a spot where a small LED could be hidden. By the time they arrived I had a light-up cane.


tpbm is learning a new skill

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah.
TPBM has a horror story about reassignment in his/her job duties.

[9ah]

I do... And that job is now in the past!

TPBM would prefer a root canal over having to sit through a Justin Bieber concert.

[theCryptofishist]

It depends on which one gives me the nitrous.
TPBM loves kale.

[Mojojita]

Not sure I love it but I do have it in my garden.

TPBM stopped to think and forgot to start again.

[theCryptofishist]

Huh? What?
If TPBM sees one more request for a gift ticket s/he will burn his/her extra.

[Savannah]

Never! I feel that ignoring obnoxious requests entirely is more relaxing, & sends the same message while giving someone annoying less to seize hold of and complain about.

The person below me simply disregards the entire ticketing forum.

[Mojojita]

No, I like it for occasional comic relief.

TPBM wants a blow job. (Wow, did I really say that?)

[maryanimal]

um...is that possible?

tpbm hears opportunity knocking.

[theCryptofishist]

I better turn up the accordion music.
TPBM deleted a screed after second thoughts.

[Eric]

Often. I only come off as calm because I rewrite posts a couple or 10 times before posting them.



tpbm just pushes the "submit" button and says to hell with it.

[ygmir]

I do.........pretty much I post first drafts. I do check spelling at times.

TPBM is craving a rootbeer float.

[msj2u]

ewww, no rootbeer!


tpbm will be making an omelette in a bag on the playa


MSJ

[Thecatman]

Just so it will stay clean


TPBM will be making deep fried Twinkies during the event

[Eric]

I know what's in a twinkie - you couldn't pay me to eat one.



tpbm won't eat anything labeled a "cheese product"

[maryanimal]

But I love Cheez Whiz...

tpbm is their own version of Ewell Gibbons.

[Oldguy]

Yep, I've been dead since 1975.

TPBM still likes grape nuts.

[theCryptofishist]

Too crunchy. I'm a muesliist, which renders me too bizarre for america, afaict.
TPBM has steak for breakfast.

[Sic Pup]

I would if I could get away with it.

TPBM has never experienced breakfast sausage on toast with butter and dijon and is worse for it.

[AntiM]

Sure have. Either link or patty, either is fine by me as a special treat.

TPBM loves French toast, but not preparing it.