The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:48 pm

tonytohono wrote:I need a drink please...

Something stiff to toast the deer that just sacrificed his life and totaled my truck. I've seen some damage, but the BM truck is dead. Dead and buried.

And that deer... 3 points, probably 175 pounds... poor guy.

Ack... what a fucking night.

Trucks can be replaced, your not hurt. Anything salvagable from the deer? Lived on that stuff for awhile after my deeeevorce in 2000.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:50 pm

Tell ya' what giggles, you take the bar... After I fill this one last order. Lessee now, a grande Guinness with, not the traditional 4-leaf-clover, but with a Japanese kanji meaning "peace". Here's a whole bottle of Jack D. (the older, stronger Jack) for Tony.

* Sensei hops back over bar and takes a seat with the other barflies *

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:54 pm

Well, once the police showed up, followed shortly by the animal control...

Really a waste Heli... I know. I hit him straight on, between the headlamps... I had to kick the door open just to get out... so you can imagine the damage that was done to his body. I have a feeling he was completely destroyed inside.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:55 pm

[quote="Sensei"] Here's a whole bottle of Jack D. (the older, stronger Jack) for Tony.
quote]

Ahh... that will do it. Thank you.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:55 pm

Thanks for the fancy headed beer, sensei; hmmmm, take the bar, okay.....

[giggles, in an amazing display of virtual strength, lifts the bar, balances it on her head, and carries it out the door]

See ya!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:59 pm

Hey , Hey my gin and tonic was on that,.... Dam

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:06 pm

~screen door slaps shut, 12 gallon cask of whiskey rolls down bar, stopping on rag, cork side up~

Anyone got a hammer?!

~Immigrant Song
(Led Zepplin) plays loudly~

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and cry:
Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:09 pm

~pulls plug from juke-box~

Ahhh......rrrrgh!

That was kinda a downer!

~sets self on bar, plays with tits~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:13 pm

Congrats, Lydia!

What a WONDERFUL reveiw (of course).

Wish i could be there, eh.

~repositions self w/ass on bar rags, knees over cask of whiskey back against the wall of peanuts hanging by clips, resumes idle tit-play w/self~

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:16 pm

G'nite, save some e-beverages for me, back on large gobbling bird day, late.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:27 pm

Pass me a straight shot of your cheapest vodka.

Just got back from spending too much money.

Jason

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:30 pm

Big Birthday gd'nite to heiltack!

~head-butts pilot, gets gear tangled in ears~

And a tripple shot of Helmanns Vodka to Jason!

What, you thought they just made mayonnaise?!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:31 pm

New toys Jason?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:33 pm

I feel like Humpty to the Fucking Dumpty, sitting up here on the bar!

Anybody, please, anybody got a hammer?

~ineffectually fingers cork in whiskey barrel~

Oh, and sorry I mispronouced yer name, helitack!

~resumes fingering cask~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:33 pm

Did you crack that cask yet bunnyman? I'd take a bit of that once you get it open.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:37 pm

Zulegoona wrote:New toys Jason?

Of course. Two turntables and a case for them. Then to play because I am impatient I spent 55 on a stylus when I have two on the way already. The turntables are already paid for but the stylus I bought tonight came out of my painting budget. So now I am going to have to live with lavendar walls for a while.

Jason

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:38 pm

[giggles strides purposefully into bar (which has magically regrown itself), large mallet in one hand, tap in the other]

WHACK CRACK TAP

Long time no see, rabbity man!

[giggles turns and strides purposefully out of bar]

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:40 pm

If Sam were here we could have him give the Kruschev we will bury you speech and bet it open with his shoe.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:43 pm

Ah ha.

~displays wedge of cork~

Here you go, Zule.. but after me... got to make sure it is safe to drink.

Ummm, yep.

~glig glig glig glig~

So, have you kept your ears & eyes open to opportunity, Mr. Zulegoona?!

Should be sumtin crossing your path all the time, now.....

~spews free agent, hands unrelated full glass to Mr. Z~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:47 pm

nipples wrote:Ah ha.

~displays wedge of cork~

Here you go, Zule.. but after me... got to make sure it is safe to drink.

Ummm, yep.

~glig glig glig glig~

So, have you kept your ears & eyes open to opportunity, Mr. Zulegoona?!

Should be sumtin crossing your path all the time, now.....

~spews free agent, hands unrelated full glass to Mr. Z~

I Haven't seen it yet but I likely will once I get a little more desperate the things I've seen will start looking better.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:56 pm

Sensei wrote:And let's make it public...

Sensei, MISS Lydia Love and Captain Goddammit are drinking themselves into oblivion on Thanksgiving evening (late)... Anyone pathetic enough to be able to join us is more than welcome. We can have burritoes at 7-11! Woo-hoo!

Cool... just read that, and it's the first confirmation of a plan for T-Day I've had!

Everything else keeps falling through. I can't believe how many people are being generally unlikable lately. Girls, my brother, even some people from my BM camp. Fuck, what the hell's in the water lately? Everyone's bein' a jerk. And the others are all out of town.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:58 pm

Dang that girl can swing wood!

~checks between legs~

Yep! Nothing but cork!

I have a theory on that, Zule.....

lessor than desire
settled for just guarantees
lessor than desire

Something like that, anyways!

~spys empty glasses, refills,~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:04 pm

I can still make my mortgage so I have some time. By the time I start eating the dogs food time will have run out for being picky.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:28 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Sensei wrote:And let's make it public...

Sensei, MISS Lydia Love and Captain Goddammit are drinking themselves into oblivion on Thanksgiving evening (late)... Anyone pathetic enough to be able to join us is more than welcome. We can have burritoes at 7-11! Woo-hoo!
Cool... just read that, and it's the first confirmation of a plan for T-Day I've had!

Everything else keeps falling through. I can't believe how many people are being generally unlikable lately. Girls, my brother, even some people from my BM camp. Fuck, what the hell's in the water lately? Everyone's bein' a jerk. And the others are all out of town.

Just an opinion seeing as my life is kind of mad right now.

When we start seeing people as rude and not quite likeable sometimes it is our subconscious telling us these people are not right in our lives and we must dismiss them and move on. Of course when it comes to family those rules change.

Jason

paps · Post by **paps** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:47 pm

~enters breathing hard, sweaty~

Excuse me, but has anyone seen my date?!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:52 pm

He was here an hour ago, I don't know where He went, try down that hole over there.

Or was your date a she,.... try that hole over there.

paps · Post by **paps** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:07 pm

Thanks!

~hands can opener & caviar tin to Zulegoona, enters hole feet-first~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:20 pm

* Pulls silver chill bowl and silver platter, opens tin and mounds the caviar into the bowl and places it in the center of the platter. Then arranges water crackers around on the platter *

Paps will need this

* places platter on the table of the corner booth with two glasses and a bottle of vodka, the final touch is a candle in a hurricane chimney *

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:31 pm

~audible sigh~

Is that my lighter?
I had a red one once, you phucker!
Seriously, is that my lighter?!

~searches lighter for secret marks?~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:31 pm

actiongrl, amnesia, LadyBeeSF, Lydia Love, PurpleKoosh,Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink,.... what a minute I'm in a bar