Fuck!

[**burn**]

[quote="oneeyeddick"I don't think I am gonna get this taste out of my mouth before tomorrow.[/quote]

Fuck. I'll bring the tequila.

[AntiM]

Fuck, I was on Scifi forums and the banner ad at the top? Burning Man tickets! Fuck! Now I know "we" don't advertise, and scifi itself likely has no clue, but it looks like an ad for Burning Man. I didn't get to click on it to see what bastard fucking asswipe ticket company thinks advertising for Burning Man is a good idea ... fuck, no, scifi has ECW fans watching these days ... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[Simon of the Playa]

FUCK!


le deluge.

[ygmir]

some fucking people...............WTF?................no good deed goes unpunished.

here's all the fuck I got to say........

[youtube][/youtube]

[theCryptofishist]

FuckUFuckTFuckIFuck

[ygmir]

FuckUFuckTFuckIFuck

very cool, but, I"m fuckin lost..........

[Monkeypoo]

FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
I HATE ANXIETY ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Simon of the Playa]

FuckUFuckTFuckIFuck

very cool, but, I"m fuckin lost..........

urinary tract infection.

[ygmir]

thanks...........I just couldn't get the fucking anagram.........

[pinemom]

Fuck sorry Fishy...
Man Simon...Your good....or I havent had enough Fucking coffee yet today!



How's that taste in your Mouth Dicky?

I fucking swear I gagged a little!
(more like a threw up a little in my mouth)



YUCKKKK fuck!


Fucking Happy Un-Birthday America!

[goathead]

Fuck this shit.
Need to get something done.


Back away form the fucking computer GH......

[Jiva]

Fuck.

I just spilled iced tea on my bed.

Fuck!

It's one of those fancy foam beds, so apart from washing the bedding and (very thin) mattress cover, all I can do is blot it and wait for it to dry.

FUCK!

The worst part is that that tea contained caffeine that will never see the inside of my blood vessels.

[Oldguy]

Fuck! I missed free fishing day. Decided to hang at the house under the AC. instead.

Watered my plants, put water out for the chickens. My neighbors hen and her 6 chicks come over to hunt bugs in my yard. Beans about ready to pick. Apricots falling off tree. In the 90's but still hot.

Went to a church BBQ and celebration yesterday. Filled up on ribs, corn-on-the-cob, beans, potato salad, macaroni salad, deviled eggs, tomato, onion, etc. Didn't get home till after 9 pm. Slept in this morning till 11 am.

It seems the older I get, the lazier and less motivated I've become. Fuck!

[goathead]

Fuck! I missed free fishing day. Decided to hang at the house under the AC. instead.

Fuck. you are a dumb fuck, HOW could you miss free fishing day for, "AC"

Shit I am a dumb fuck to didn't even know it was free fishing day till now.
And I fucking missed it.

[littleflower]

fuck, i keep getting hypnotized by old guy's avatar

[AntiM]

This is a fucking Black Rock fucking public service announcement: Fuck! I finally snagged the bastards advertising Burning Man ticket son Scifi forums, fucking TicketsNow, the Ticketmaster resell branch. What's cool is you can post a review of the event. I wonder how many fucking reviews can be posted before they catch on?

Fucking get the hint?

http://www.ticketsnow.com/InventoryBrow ... ode=Dotomi

Or made tiny:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lgo6ah

[Simon of the Playa]

FUCK!


like they dont play enough of this shit already.


http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plug ... d-/1331945

[SilverOrange]

This is a fucking Black Rock fucking public service announcement: Fuck! I finally snagged the bastards advertising Burning Man ticket son Scifi forums, fucking TicketsNow, the Ticketmaster resell branch. What's cool is you can post a review of the event. I wonder how many fucking reviews can be posted before they catch on?

Fucking get the hint?

http://www.ticketsnow.com/InventoryBrow ... ode=Dotomi

Or made tiny:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lgo6ah

Fucking fun and done.

Go to burning man, be surrounded by smelly hippies whose idea of a good time is to go into your camp to steal everything of any value while you're standing in a line of 2500 people to use one of the 15 port a potties, which by the time you get there will be overflowing with human waste that has been heated up to 130 degrees. If this doesn't sound like fun wait until one of the 100 mph dust storms comes which will force you to stand there for thirty hours while you hold your tent and all the possesions you still have left that the hippies couldn't find any use for, from blowing away, as your lungs fill with dust. All of this while being serenaded at 50000 decibles by 3000 of the worst dj's to ever crawl out from under a rock. My 3 year old sister makes better music playing with a hammer in the kitchen. Sleep can be had from the hours of 7:00 am, when the satanists finally succumb to their drug overdoses and quit their chanting, and ritual animal sacrifices, and 7:15 am when the temperature reaches approximately 130 degrees again. The only facilities that are available for getting clean are random trucks that speed by spraying filtered sewage from the back that you must chase after if you have any hope of washing the accumulated dust out of your eyes. I wouldn't, however, recommend getting any of this "water" in any open cuts or orifices as the resulting staph infections can be really problematic. Medical attention seems to include a kick in the groin, and much laughing and pointing. You are supposed to bring all of your own food and drink, and while there is supposed to be ice sold at the event, I wouldn't bring anything you want kept cold, because the violence that erupts over the 20 bags of ice they sell for $200 is probably just not worth it. It's like the Red Cross delivering rice in a third world country. In fact that pretty much sums up the whole event. As far as art goes, fecal matter on a piece of cardboard really isn't my idea of art. I beg you to just go to your local climate controlled museum. After all, it's all been done before. Don't expect to see anything there you couldn't see in your daughters coloring book, while sitting in your favorite chair at home. If all you are looking for are blinking lights and loud noises I would highly recommend Las Vegas. If you are a homocidal, axe wielding, sado masochist then burning man might be for you.

[Simon of the Playa]

If you are a homocidal, axe wielding, sado masochistic then burning man might be for you.

amen. i mean fuck!

[ygmir]

This is a fucking Black Rock fucking public service announcement: Fuck! I finally snagged the bastards advertising Burning Man ticket son Scifi forums, fucking TicketsNow, the Ticketmaster resell branch. What's cool is you can post a review of the event. I wonder how many fucking reviews can be posted before they catch on?

Fucking get the hint?

http://www.ticketsnow.com/InventoryBrow ... ode=Dotomi

Or made tiny:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lgo6ah

Fucking fun and done.

Go to burning man, be surrounded by smelly hippies whose idea of a good time is to go into your camp to steal everything of any value while you're standing in a line of 2500 people to use one of the 15 port a potties, which by the time you get there will be overflowing with human waste that has been heated up to 130 degrees. If this doesn't sound like fun wait until one of the 100 mph dust storms comes which will force you to stand there for thirty hours while you hold your tent and all the possesions you still have left that the hippies couldn't find any use for, from blowing away, as your lungs fill with dust. All of this while being serenaded at 50000 decibles by 3000 of the worst dj's to ever crawl out from under a rock. My 3 year old sister makes better music playing with a hammer in the kitchen. Sleep can be had from the hours of 7:00 am, when the satanists finally succumb to their drug overdoses and quit their chanting, and ritual animal sacrifices, and 7:15 am when the temperature reaches approximately 130 degrees again. The only facilities that are available for getting clean are random trucks that speed by spraying filtered sewage from the back that you must chase after if you have any hope of washing the accumulated dust out of your eyes. I wouldn't, however, recommend getting any of this "water" in any open cuts or orifices as the resulting staph infections can be really problematic. Medical attention seems to include a kick in the groin, and much laughing and pointing. You are supposed to bring all of your own food and drink, and while there is supposed to be ice sold at the event, I wouldn't bring anything you want kept cold, because the violence that erupts over the 20 bags of ice they sell for $200 is probably just not worth it. It's like the Red Cross delivering rice in a third world country. In fact that pretty much sums up the whole event. As far as art goes, fecal matter on a piece of cardboard really isn't my idea of art. I beg you to just go to your local climate controlled museum. After all, it's all been done before. Don't expect to see anything there you couldn't see in your daughters coloring book, while sitting in your favorite chair at home. If all you are looking for are blinking lights and loud noises I would highly recommend Las Vegas. If you are a homocidal, axe wielding, sado masochist then burning man might be for you.

fuckin'........

[bigbluedoggy]

This is a fucking Black Rock fucking public service announcement: Fuck! I finally snagged the bastards advertising Burning Man ticket son Scifi forums, fucking TicketsNow, the Ticketmaster resell branch. What's cool is you can post a review of the event. I wonder how many fucking reviews can be posted before they catch on?

Fucking get the hint?

http://www.ticketsnow.com/InventoryBrow ... ode=Dotomi

Or made tiny:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lgo6ah

Fucking fun and done.

Go to burning man, be surrounded by smelly hippies whose idea of a good time is to go into your camp to steal everything of any value while you're standing in a line of 2500 people to use one of the 15 port a potties, which by the time you get there will be overflowing with human waste that has been heated up to 130 degrees. If this doesn't sound like fun wait until one of the 100 mph dust storms comes which will force you to stand there for thirty hours while you hold your tent and all the possesions you still have left that the hippies couldn't find any use for, from blowing away, as your lungs fill with dust. All of this while being serenaded at 50000 decibles by 3000 of the worst dj's to ever crawl out from under a rock. My 3 year old sister makes better music playing with a hammer in the kitchen. Sleep can be had from the hours of 7:00 am, when the satanists finally succumb to their drug overdoses and quit their chanting, and ritual animal sacrifices, and 7:15 am when the temperature reaches approximately 130 degrees again. The only facilities that are available for getting clean are random trucks that speed by spraying filtered sewage from the back that you must chase after if you have any hope of washing the accumulated dust out of your eyes. I wouldn't, however, recommend getting any of this "water" in any open cuts or orifices as the resulting staph infections can be really problematic. Medical attention seems to include a kick in the groin, and much laughing and pointing. You are supposed to bring all of your own food and drink, and while there is supposed to be ice sold at the event, I wouldn't bring anything you want kept cold, because the violence that erupts over the 20 bags of ice they sell for $200 is probably just not worth it. It's like the Red Cross delivering rice in a third world country. In fact that pretty much sums up the whole event. As far as art goes, fecal matter on a piece of cardboard really isn't my idea of art. I beg you to just go to your local climate controlled museum. After all, it's all been done before. Don't expect to see anything there you couldn't see in your daughters coloring book, while sitting in your favorite chair at home. If all you are looking for are blinking lights and loud noises I would highly recommend Las Vegas. If you are a homocidal, axe wielding, sado masochist then burning man might be for you.

Fucking laugh out loud priceless!! Thanks!

[fciron]

I hit it too, not as fucking creative, but I did include 'too many marching bands' so that should get bumped up the list of cons.

That was fun. I didn't even have to make anything up, just omit the good stuff. Except for the marching bands, you can't have too many.

[Jiva]

This is a fucking Black Rock fucking public service announcement: Fuck! I finally snagged the bastards advertising Burning Man ticket son Scifi forums, fucking TicketsNow, the Ticketmaster resell branch. What's cool is you can post a review of the event. I wonder how many fucking reviews can be posted before they catch on?

Fucking get the hint?

Done and done.

Although SilverOrange's was way better than mine. Fuck!

[AntiM]

Fuck, LOL, although none of this has shown up there as yet. Ah well, I'm fucking laughing.

[Monkeypoo]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone evacuate from Monkeypoo's home!!!!

RIGHT NOW!!! OUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The FUCKING Bug Bomb Flea Bomb Black Widow Jumping Spider bOMB IS ABOUT TO BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!




signing out for 3 hours.............


Fuck. No eplaya for 3 hours???? Guess I gotta go ride my bike and spin glo-poi. Damn.

SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





*sets off bombs*

FUCK YOU BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS & FURRY SPIDERS & FLEAS!!!!!!!!!!

YOU WILL NEVER BITE MY ASS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!


EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Monkeypoo will have the last word on you bastard SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*holds breath, sets off Korean Bomb Missiles*

[Monkeypoo]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.



Had to go inside to go pee after the bug-n-spider bomb.
I'm contaminated.
Don't touch me.
On the way out I grabbed my wine bottle.
Went outside.
Went back in.
Had to get ice.
Held my breath.
Too late.
I'm doomed.
Acccccccck!!!!!!!!!!

[fciron]

So MP,

Did you get a fucking awesome wine-n-bug-bomb buzz?

Is it going to be the drug of choice for the playa?

[Monkeypoo]

Fuuuuuuucccckkkkkk!!!!

The Jimmy Fallon Show was soooooooooooooooo fucking FUNNY tonight!!!

I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ON A MOTHER FUCKING BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[youtube][/youtube]


I never never never EVER thought I could be swayed to rap music but here I am --- YO BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

[Monkeypoo]

HURLEY from LOST is on Jimmy Fallon!!!!!!!!!!!


FUCK.


I LOVE LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I am a LOST bitch. I love this show. Will Kate end up with Jack or Sawyer or Ben? I'd do Sawyer. He's a naughty boy.

Did I just say that?

Fuuuuuuuck!!!!!!

[goathead]

Fuck

Wander in here, half asleep, and keep finding myself in
LOST AND FOUND.......

Are they trying to fucking tell me something?