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Post by Wind_Borne » Sat Nov 08, 2003 5:22 pm

Hmmm... The topics Fuck and Sex have popped to the top of the chat list on Saturday night. I wonder what we are all thinking about (or hoping for)?
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Post by Lydia Love » Sat Nov 08, 2003 5:26 pm

I wonder what we are all thinking about
In my case, *always*

Academically tonight tho - cause once again... my darling Bill is out driving the bus and I'm at home with a bottle of wine...

Or should that be a bottle of *whine*.

sigh.
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Post by Don Muerto » Sat Nov 08, 2003 5:30 pm

<i>*imagines a bus cruising it's route with just a pile of sugar on the driver's seat*</i>
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Post by Lydia Love » Sat Nov 08, 2003 5:33 pm

Fuckin A...

Hope it doesn't rain tonight and melt all that sugar away...
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Post by drowned_saved » Sat Nov 08, 2003 5:38 pm

has anyone seen my fucking CD case?

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Post by foamin' at the mouth » Sat Nov 08, 2003 7:17 pm

Lydia, you ought to take a luxurious bath, and then a nap . And wake up just in time for your bus drivers arrival at the doorstep and that lunar eclipse. The rest of us could live vicariously through you. And no for youse out there who think I'm Donna Reed, there's nothing wrong with this. It can be quite delightful.
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Post by Flux » Sat Nov 08, 2003 7:24 pm

Image

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Post by Lydia Love » Sat Nov 08, 2003 7:26 pm

Foam - lovely idea... but the guy comes home at 3:00am so fuckin tired I hate to get in the way of him just crashing... though really he'd probably appreciate being jumped on...

and I was told earlier that the eclipse had already happened... but I could have been given misinformation...

Flux - that's beautiful!
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Post by joel the ornery » Sun Nov 09, 2003 3:13 am

Flux wrote:Image
Now, that is a sermon I certainly would understand.

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Post by Angry Butterfly » Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:31 pm

drowned_saved wrote:
Angry Butterfly wrote:
ramen wrote:
A butterfly flaps its wings in London, a giant fuck happens in Toronto.
What if a Butterfly Flaps her wings in Fremont?
a guy from the east bay gets crabs.
that is just my way of getting everybody to shave! heh heh heh! :twisted:
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Post by Kinetic II » Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:35 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:that is just my way of getting everybody to shave! heh heh heh! :twisted:
Even the guys?

Oh and since this is the famous Fuck! thread, Fuck yer day!

The Kansas City Chiefs. You can make that 9 and fucking 0, thank you! Still fucking perfect!

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Post by Sobretta Franjipan » Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:38 pm

Fuck! That Barlow/Schwarzenhooger thread is fucking tedious! Shut the fuck up and go fuck something.

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Post by Flux » Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:38 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:
drowned_saved wrote:
Angry Butterfly wrote: What if a Butterfly Flaps her wings in Fremont?
a guy from the east bay gets crabs.
that is just my way of getting everybody to shave! heh heh heh! :twisted:
Okay, AB, I shaved, but I don't think I did a very good job. When can I come by for an inspection and some lessons? Thanks!

obFuck: Fuck!

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Post by Sobretta Franjipan » Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:41 pm

I gotta get a fuckin' picture up next to my name so I can be fucking cool too.

I love this fucking thread. Fuckity fuck fuck-tra la la.

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Post by Flux » Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:43 pm

Sobretta Franjipan wrote:I gotta get a fuckin' picture up next to my name so I can be fucking cool too.
Your name is so fucking cool, you don't even need a fucking picture!

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Post by drowned_saved » Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:46 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:that is just my way of getting everybody to shave! heh heh heh!
kudos to you, then!
i debuted my own "baby-smooth" look at BM 2003 and received numerous compliments (assuming two counts as numerous). always regarded the cock as an unattractive second-best to pussy, but then, that was before i decided to clean mine up a bit. a little gardening goes a long way!

i do have some misgivings about the sexualization of what appears in some cases "pre-pubescent," but i won't deny the obvious either: a closely shorn cock/pussy is nothing less than divine....the very best kind for FUCKING!

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Post by Kinetic II » Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:25 pm

What the fuck, I ask about everything else, why not this.

Wax vs. shaving? And if you shave, any special techniques or tricks? This might even be a candidate for a thread of it's own. But since it came up and there's a lot of lurkers out there, let's educate some people on how it's done! Come on, speak up.

As a side subject, how do you suggest to someone to try it? Like a g/f that's not too experienced on such things?

And as always, Fuck yer day!

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Post by rodent » Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:34 pm

**sigh**

I'm pretty sure my storage unit has been auctioned off. Everything I own is now in a frame backback, 1 duffle bag, 1 book bag and 3 boxes in a friends closet. Everything gone. Back to square one.

fuck

(and I still don't have a job)

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Post by Angry Butterfly » Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:47 pm

Kinetic II wrote:
Angry Butterfly wrote:that is just my way of getting everybody to shave! heh heh heh! :twisted:
Even the guys?
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Of course the guys!
Holy Cow! You NEED to get yer but to san fran!
Some poor artist was trying to buy pubic hair on craig's list! He wanted it to be long! It may just be the crowd I run with, but everybody I know shaves!
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Post by Flux » Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:47 pm

rodent wrote:I'm pretty sure my storage unit has been auctioned off. Everything I own is now in a frame backback, 1 duffle bag, 1 book bag and 3 boxes in a friends closet. Everything gone. Back to square one.
Oh, man, that sucks ass! Sorry to hear it.

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Post by Angry Butterfly » Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:52 pm

Kinetic II wrote:What the fuck, I ask about everything else, why not this.

Wax vs. shaving? And if you shave, any special techniques or tricks? This might even be a candidate for a thread of it's own. But since it came up and there's a lot of lurkers out there, let's educate some people on how it's done! Come on, speak up.

As a side subject, how do you suggest to someone to try it? Like a g/f that's not too experienced on such things?

And as always, Fuck yer day!
Venus Razor! That will shave anything without cutting, it is AWESOME! There are also some good websites out there.
And if You want your g/f to try it do what My husband did, suggest you do it together. She shaves you, you shave her. My husband Just surprised me with a nice shaved cock and offered to shave my pussy. I highly reccomend it. Exfoliating prevents ingrown hairs some, but they are still a problem.
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Post by Angry Butterfly » Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:59 pm

rodent wrote:**sigh**

I'm pretty sure my storage unit has been auctioned off. Everything I own is now in a frame backback, 1 duffle bag, 1 book bag and 3 boxes in a friends closet. Everything gone. Back to square one.

fuck

(and I still don't have a job)

rodent
That DOES Suck. I went through something similar once, and it was kind of liberating eventualy. I still miss certain sentimental and professional things though. My signed Peter Maxx Poster, research for my senior project and my Techline Drafting table come to mind. Now might be a good time to become a Bhuddist.
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Post by Don Muerto » Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:00 pm

drowned_saved wrote:i do have some misgivings about the sexualization of what appears in some cases "pre-pubescent," but i won't deny the obvious either: a closely shorn cock/pussy is nothing less than divine....the very best kind for FUCKING!
I gotta fuckin disagree there. Sure some maintenance should be done, but shorn, literally, leads to stubble. NOT sexy. Even freshly shaved skin is grabby, whereas bush is (usually) soft.

I like my, and my partner's, junk trimmed but not fuckin shaved. Asthetically I like the triangle of pubic hair on a woman's body so much more than the barbie-like look of shavedness.

As for waxing, I am frankly afraid of the pain on that sensitive an area, -particularly the balls. FUCK!
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Post by Don Muerto » Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:01 pm

rodent wrote:**sigh**

I'm pretty sure my storage unit has been auctioned off. Everything I own is now in a frame backback, 1 duffle bag, 1 book bag and 3 boxes in a friends closet. Everything gone. Back to square one.

fuck

(and I still don't have a job)

rodent
That fuckin sucks, rodent. What kind of job are you looking for?
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Post by rodent » Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:35 pm

Don Muerto wrote: That fuckin sucks, rodent. What kind of job are you looking for?
Right now... anything. I'm seriously thinking about moving out of Santa Cruz again. I can't even get Burger King to call me back.

I'll dig ditches, wash windows, make cold calls (but not telemarketing, some jobs I wont stoop too), QA monkey, or make soap (I want to start a local soap company but need money for R&D).

I can do just about anything if someone would just fucking hire me!

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Post by Don Muerto » Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:58 pm

It's good to be flexible in your abilities, but you would do well to not have the 'anything' answer on your lips when you are talking to employers. Target your application/resume/interview rap to the position being applied for.

I don't have any connections in Santa Cruz, but if I hear anything I will drop you a PM.
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Post by drowned_saved » Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:59 pm

Don Muerto wrote:Asthetically I like the triangle of pubic hair on a woman's body so much more than the barbie-like look of shavedness.
i'm not sure what kind of razor/clippers you have in mind, but the set i use leave everything anatomically intact. a shaved beaver bears no FUCKING likeness whatsoever to the gender-neutral mound that barbie displays.

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Post by tzimisce1313 » Sun Nov 09, 2003 5:06 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Don Muerto » Sun Nov 09, 2003 5:07 pm

drowned_saved wrote:i'm not sure what kind of razor/clippers you have in mind, but the set i use leave everything anatomically intact. a shaved beaver bears no FUCKING likeness whatsoever to the gender-neutral mound that barbie displays.
Then it is a simple semantic misunderstanding. "Shaved", to me, implies a razor and the removal of all hair down to the surface. It's not enough to turn me the fuck off, but it's less appealing than some hair.
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Post by Don Muerto » Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:10 pm

Oh wait.... I see, you *do* mean all hair removed.

Well, I think a totally shaved pudenda (fuckin sexy word, that) looks very much like a Barbie unless you are looking up from below. It certainly looks more like a Barbie than I do without any pubic hair.
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