The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:33 pm

Now I'm really feeling lonely, out in the middle of BFE, can I have the bottle?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:38 pm

We really need Elvis voice html code.

Hey Heli, I've got some Merlot here. Have some.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:38 pm

got another glass?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:40 pm

You betcha Zule! Here you go.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:41 pm

Gawd, combining PBR, merlot, Patron, jeeez, even if there was a being without an adams apple here, well.....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:44 pm

Thanks Sputnik, Helack what's the valley like tonight?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:58 pm

samtzu wrote:Oh, to be Sensei right now!!

Actually, if I were you, I'd shoot for G.E.'s "love-aire"; which is, unfortunately, NOT Sensei (and alas, never will be). She said, and I quote, that she was "bringing my love-aire" to Lydia's get-together tonight so I can meet him.

I don't like to think that you kids have the wrong impression of Sensei. I'm lucky just to be on their (WotA) periphery, and I know it. And that's that.

On a different subject, how about a Rolling Rock for Sensei? And can you please pass me some of those wasabi chips?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:15 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Thanks Sputnik, Helack what's the valley like tonight?

Big ol beeeeautiful full moon, everything is glowing, wow.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:17 pm

Gotta go nite, nite, spent two days/nights in Vegas, no sleep, early call manana. Chai bar open in the morning?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:18 pm

Hey, Sensei!! Get your ass over here to Lydia's! Even I'M drinking!!!!

hot cider with rum.... mmm..

(oh, wait, I'm channelling Rian...)

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:21 pm

Ah, to be at Lydia's...

I let my co-worker go home (she's got family), so I can't leave, unfortunately. But you know where Sensei's heading the minute those 3rd shift zombies (used to be one myself) get here. Notify the State Patrol.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:55 pm

They've already started! Those bastards started without Sensei! I can't believe it.

On the other hand, they should be quite, ah, 'lubricated', by the time Sensei shows up...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:01 pm

Sensei wrote:They've already started! Those bastards started without Sensei! I can't believe it.

On the other hand, they should be quite, ah, 'lubricated', by the time Sensei shows up...

you are the one with the late-ass job. didn't i tell you it was time to quit? do i need to TP your domecile?

jeeeeebuz.

will anyone really notice if you just leave??

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:will anyone really notice if you just leave??

I've often wondered. The security guard; he'd notice. And then he'd be all lonely...

I wanna wail, but working today (and Chistmas Eve, and Christmas Day, and New Years' Eve, and New Year's Day) has made it possible for Sensei to attend SantaCon. That's the price I had to pay, and I gladly paid it. Well, maybe not 'gladly', but I paid and I'm grateful, dammit.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:16 pm

good night all, i hope you had a relatively nice thanksgiving.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:18 pm

To continue:

Rian slurred when she spoke, but not when she wrote:
ha ha. you have test vodka. that's ok, mine never makes it even to the test batch. (you'll have to get here to understand)

You kids are doin' the blind-taste-test aren't you? That is so wrong.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:05 pm

Fucking shit that dinner was so fucking good. I think I am never doing turkey again. The beef was so tender there was no knife neccessary. So now my house is empty again and I got a call and it was my son. He sang the Bob the Builder theme song to me and made up a few other songs. It is really going to be tough when I am completely moved and only get to see him 3 nights a week. Well at least for now I hope all of you are having and amazing thanksgiving. I wish I were in Seattle to be a part of the debauchery taking place.

Jason

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:08 pm

That's more freakin' like it. Nice.

And you'll be here soon enough. And we'll all be doin' the same-same.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:09 pm

Sensei wrote:That's more freakin' like it. Nice.

And you'll be here soon enough. And we'll all be doin' the same-same.

I cannot wait for Tuesday night. My bandmates are weak and are heading back to P-town right after the show but I am driving up sperate. So all I will ask is if someone will have a couch for me to sleep on?

Jason

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:33 pm

Jeeezzzz You guys average 10 pages a day.

A lot a shit ta read. But glad everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

And I'm not gonna mention anything related to piss and take a chance of Joel showing up.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:36 pm

DVD Burner wrote:Jeeezzzz You guys average 10 pages a day.

A lot a shit ta read. But glad everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

And I'm not gonna mention anything related to piss and take a chance of Joel showing up.

To late. You should expect him any time now.

Jason

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 1:00 am

Well, fuckin-A.

Everyone has left the party, except the Captain who is asleep on the least comfortable of the two couches...

I'm ready to go out *dancing*.

I guess it helps that I don't have to work tomorrow.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 3:40 am

another 47 replies and this thread will be the first to crack 10,000 on eplaya.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:04 am

7 a.m. on the EC and I back in the crapper (lid down) grabbing wireless from the neighbor. It looks like it might be an insane day for this old bucket--got a text message that my brother's common-law wife and mother of his two children had a breakdown last night and had to be hospitalized. Fucking Thanksgiving will do that to you every time.

Who's brewing the joe?

Sheee-it.

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:29 am

I think the end of the night brandy eggnog, curdled on top of last nights wine. Good morning, baaaalaaah, but what a great time (feeling nauseas) wonder if a mimosa would help this morning. Oh my god, it's 4:29 in the fricken morning. What am I doing in this bar already.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:42 am

DVD Burner wrote:Jeeezzzz You guys average 10 pages a day.

A lot a shit ta read. But glad everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

And I'm not gonna mention anything related to piss and take a chance of Joel showing up.

Joel wrote:

I confess that if i ever meet DVD, i will pull my penis out and urinate on him... and when i run out of urine, i will drink more liquid to fill my bladder so i can urinate on him some more. (repeat process)

Then this:

DVD Burner wrote:

Simply Joel wrote:
DVD Burner wrote: it wasn't a joke, and i have a great dental plan.

and it (the act of urinating on you) wouldn't be just once... pissboy.
He's kidding right?
i confess... DVD, i am not kidding... when i think of you, i think yellow t-shirt where there was once a white one...

i visualize a steady thick stream of hot piss cascading over you, washing away my anger, my urine spraying all over you, pissboy.

i stand corrected, i did actually use the word "piss" twice...

and DVD, i do hope you bring some water protective fear to the playa, 'cause i am going to wash all my anger away... at your expense... repeatedly.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:43 am

anybody got coffee made?

here, allow me to help.

i've washed my hands.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:32 am

coffee with Boston Beans?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:36 am

CA, i still expect you to urinate on that fabuloulsy over-budget Big Dig...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:52 am

Simply Joel wrote:CA, i still expect you to urinate on that fabuloulsy over-budget Big Dig...

Well make sure you thank your republican brothers and sisters for that colossal blunder. after all it is James Bakers company that is contracted to that monstrosity and republican representatives that created the contract for that city.

AAHHH ha ha ha ha ha.

Dont ask for cites. I posted it in the Politics thread already a long time ago.

Well not too long ago. and hey, try pissing in a mirror.