The Bar

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:14 am

I am now off to the gay capitol of Massachusetts..Provincetown! It is my favorite city in the entire world...and has been ever since I was a kid. I'll be posting some pics soon
Boston beans...why not us?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:25 am

Oh my!

Angry people in tisha2's bar....

~looses net cannons on DVD & Joel amid "he started it!" arguments~

Hmmm, still feel like talking smack, eh?!

~stuffs bar rags in pie-holes~

There! That oughta do it!

~signals helitack, sky-hook drops through roof-flap, DVD & Simply Joel 86'd~

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:27 am

No no nipples, I'm not mad. Far from it. how did you figure I was mad?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:32 am

Nipples you know the kids table is often louder at these holiday get togethers.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:32 am

Sigh.

I'm kinda chilly.....

~rekindles firplace~

Have fun in Massachusits (gesundheit!), Cowboy!
I read somewhere hereabouts that someones common sis-in-law had a nervous breakdown yesterday.

Xanax is my preemptive freind on T-Day..... family... say anything you like.. really! Water off a ducks back, baby.

~starts new pot of coffee & a batch of hot toddies~

The image of water flowing down a back gets me feeling kinda frisky....

~jiggers coffee cup w/whiskey, tops off w/coffee, exits~

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:35 am

*crawling in on the floor*

Too...many...margaritas...last...night..........hungover....like...a....mother.....

*collapses flat on face*

*lifts head up*

"I'll take 2 Excedrins and a little hair of the dog, PLEASE BARTENDER????!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, God, if you get me through this day, I promise I'll never do that again..."

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:36 am

mmmm, coffee and a hot toddie, good medicine! Thanks rabbity man.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:38 am

Hey!
How'd you get back in here so quick?!

I had not said mad,
angry as in argument
inciteful riot

Do not push buttons here kiddies
unless the juke-box says
five selections!

~reloads net guns, wakens MArlin Perkins to ready tranq gun~

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:40 am

Ah I got cha.

I dont know why buy my writing always seems rather loud.

I need to figure out why that is so.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:42 am

* voice of god," I've heard that one before," zaps a sharp pain behind Donita's eyes*

Ah I'll just have some coffee please Nipples. thanks.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:54 am

Coming at you, Zulegoona!

It's so cool that Helitack has taken MArlin Perkins & his side-kick Jim up to try & re-locate those three rhinos from the Caption #9 thread. I'd pretty much given up the ghost that Mutual of Omaha™ would underwrite it here, with no camera crews allowed (would not sign agrrement at the gate!).

"While Jim seperates the large male from his mate, let's go have a hot-toddie in the bar.... and if you are ever seperated from YOUR mate, s'nt it nice to knwo Mutual of Omaha™ is always there to butt-fuck your old lady?!"

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:00 am

Ooops.

I said butt-fuck.

Meant "take care of" your loved ones.

Yeah, that's it.

Gotta go now for awhile.... back later!

~accepts art grant check for Helitack, Perkins & Jim~

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 9:33 am

Zulegoona wrote:* voice of god," I've heard that one before," zaps a sharp pain behind Donita's eyes*

...and sharp pains behind Donita's neck and shoulders and joints...

How many times do we say, "I'll never do it again." -- only to do it again.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 9:59 am

WOW... you guys had a good time in here on T-day!

Um, I forget who was asking... Sputnik, maybe?... Yes, that's me in the picture from seacom... the one and only....

Lydia, Rian, Sensei, Reba, Glenn, Captain: thanks for the company last night! Even though we only stayed for a bit, we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. I hope that the mulled wine found it's way into some bellies...

I'll hop back online on Monday, to see you guys. And hopefully I'll have pictures from the weekend to show you!

(lydia... did you end up throwing up in technicolor???)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:04 am

hey girl! sorry i had to head so early last night. i was pretty beat....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:06 am

It's okay: i'm just happy to have gotten a rian kiss.... and to have chilled out with ya for a bit...

we weren't there much longer, anyway. We had a long day.... started with Mimosas at 10 and didn't stop...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:17 am

GuinivereElise wrote:It's okay: i'm just happy to have gotten a rian kiss.... and to have chilled out with ya for a bit...

we weren't there much longer, anyway. We had a long day.... started with Mimosas at 10 and didn't stop...

Gack, GE, you've started the page with the sign of the beast!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:19 am

damn, that's usually my gig.
well, at least i can post on it.
't's all good......

anything spectacular happen after i took off the other night Guin?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:24 am

Naw.... we just watched "The Making Of..." that bad porno... which was actually better than the porn itself...

we were pretty tired.. I finished my drink, and we were off. Oh, were you there when Reba showed us the pictures? I can't remember if you were.

By the way, you looked hot.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:25 am

must post on page 666.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:37 am

ditto

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:39 am

Simply Joel wrote:well, i am giving all our dogs a nice flea bath.

Shouldnt that be a Turkey Curry flea bath?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:40 am

theCryptofishist wrote:must post on page 666.

It's getting mighty close to 10k posts...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:01 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Naw.... we just watched "The Making Of..." that bad porno... which was actually better than the porn itself...

we were pretty tired.. I finished my drink, and we were off. Oh, were you there when Reba showed us the pictures? I can't remember if you were.

By the way, you looked hot.

at least they added music for that part, even if it wasn't 'baum-chikka-baum-baum'

you missed earlier, when Lydia and i were noticing that the blonde has had MAJOR reconstructive surgury... her elbow had a huge scar on it. cap't didn't even notice.

surprise, surprise, huh?

yeah, i was there for the pics. it was damn cool because before the exodus, most of those cats were on this board. then i was on 3playa for a while (where many of them went to) until my login stopped working.

i just got a new one so i can lurk. but somehow i've always felt a little outside that group. that said, before anyone thinks i'm griping, i know that's my deal and not theirs. i'll own it.

hey, a girl's gotta lurk somewhere, right??

sorry i didn't get any of your wine - by the time you arrived i'd been thinking about leaving for a while, and i knew i needed to be sober to drive.

i'm such a bad partier. that said, let's go dancing soon. tilt a whirl. (i'm beginning to think we should drag ms. lydia along, too...)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:21 am

wow...satan's page. i think a round of drinks are in order:
Red Devil
Ingredients: Vodka, Peach schnapps, Southern Comfort, Sloe gin, Triple sec, Orange juice, Grenadine

YUM!!

hope y'all recover well! i was uncharacterictically mellow yesterday...kept the booze in check and ate myself sick instead. played games with the ex-family (whom i adore!) and went on home with my kiddies. nice.

now tonight we open a show at work and get shwilly on champagne after... YAH!!

happy holiday everyone!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:32 am

tisha2 wrote:wow...satan's page. i think a round of drinks are in order:
Red Devil

Pass one of those this way when they're ready.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:34 am

Hey there hi there ho there. Just back from the Bronx Zoo with the little Buckets. Cold fricking day in NYC, yep. Will need to slip out for an actual drink before long.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:52 am

This is too weird, I can get into the GD forum by going backwards on my browser, but can't get on the main index page. Not that I have much reason too, frankly. I'd just rather sit in here and think about getting drunk.

Also: since a whole buttpile of posts were lost when the eplaya blew up a week or so ago, we are ALREADY PAST the 10,000-post mark in The Bar. Time for shots. Anybody in or do I have to do them all m'self?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:55 am

un-root...

what does that mean?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:58 am

body shots? i'm in.

you guys are trapped here, too! jeeeebus! and we can't even tell admin (ok, we could PM them)

i thought i was the only prisoner

*gestures to the bar windows, which are now covered with bars. a searchlight scans the horizon outside. barbed wire is visible surrounding the compound.*