Is it over?

[Miura-7]

Grey Coyote

[M F Bonz]

Sorry couldn't keep quiet. If anybody gets the blue ribbon douchebag award, you clearly got no competition "Asshole!"

Relax it’s called sarcasm.

You ever find yourself in the desert like you hope to do. This is just the kind of person that you would need if your bike was broken. He’s that naked guy over there. Built some pretty cool kinetic stuff also. Go say hello.

From experience slow down my friend you’re heading for a burn out before We get there.

[M F Bonz]

Same thing applies to gray coyote. Not naked of course.

[M F Bonz]

I guess not having Facebook keeps me in the dark about a lot of WW3 going on.

But it seems to me there are so many other things to be worried about and upset about than a camping trip to the desert. Seems like wasted hate to me.

[M F Bonz]

And seriously what is UnJohn like 137 years old now. <<<<<Sarcasm*

** grow some fucking skin people**

[Jackass]

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[M F Bonz]

Smiles~

[Miura-7]

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Sorry couldn't keep quiet. If anybody gets the blue ribbon douchebag award, you clearly got no competition "Asshole!"
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Relax it’s called sarcasm.

You ever find yourself in the desert like you hope to do. This is just the kind of person that you would need if your bike was broken. He’s that naked guy over there. Built some pretty cool kinetic stuff also. Go say hello.

From experience slow down my friend you’re heading for a burn out before We get there.
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You are right, but it seemed to have specific aim. I too work on bicycles, and am experimenting with electricity.

[M F Bonz]

Elliot Is a master of bicycles some of his kinetic stuff is amazing. Just tell him to put a towel down when he sits on your furniture.

Grey coyotes mother dresses him funny and he has big ears. But anyone would be honored to get to hang out with him in the desert. I know I would.

Slow down you’ll get there.

[lucky420]

Because of their local Vicinity. Could we be talking about the same people maybe?
Without knowing a current camper list.
I suspect there are multiple people in your camp that I know and miss.

Smiles~

We gotta be

[gaminwench]

Elliot's bike skillz are legendary; he's working on the people stuffs.

Grey is a pocket agitator; really a softy (shhh), don't tell him I said so ...

and Lefty and TK are sooo dusty lovin' mamas ...

[M F Bonz]

Because of their local Vicinity. Could we be talking about the same people maybe?
Without knowing a current camper list.
I suspect there are multiple people in your camp that I know and miss.

Smiles~

We gotta be

Please give them my love.

[M F Bonz]

Elliot's bike skillz are legendary; he's working on the people stuffs.

Grey is a pocket agitator; really a softy (shhh), don't tell him I said so ...

and Lefty and TK are sooo dusty lovin' mamas ...

Agree! But... Let’s not keep it a secret.

[Captain Goddammit]

Sorry couldn't keep quiet. If anybody gets the blue ribbon douchebag award, you clearly got no competition "Asshole!"

Sometimes keeping quiet is a good idea when you’ve got zero clue what’s going on.

[unjonharley]

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Oh my Dog! Are you still here? Aint you dead yet, Unjon?



Yup, I'm alive, long enough to pat a shovel fll of dirt in all your faces .. See you were talking with the capt.. Can he still hold saliva ? I have been falling more .. So you can not use the canes for tarp adjustment .. The playa is to far to drive for only a weekend .. I'm still in love with Beams (cooking).. Is it over ?? So many people around the world hope not .. What the borg. dose is non of my business ... Am not into kicking them while their down .. So smile happy so many Burners Made the trip this year .. The spin off sounds like a great idea .. Have often thought of you while building a (dust) bicycle .. With hopes of riding naked across the desert .. You know us crazy Hippies ..
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[unjonharley]

As a Burner, I grow up in Elliot's shadow in a bike repair camp .. Can repair a bike faster than any sparkle pony ..

[Agaton]

2014

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[Miura-7]

Had nothing to do with Elliot. My beef was with Grey Coyote. As far as "Not having a clue?" You might adhere to your own advice. I was over it yesterday.

[GreyCoyote]

Sorry couldn't keep quiet. If anybody gets the blue ribbon douchebag award, you clearly got no competition "Asshole!"

Asshole, eh? You’ve got no clue. As in absolutely none, Little Wannabe Burner.

FWIW, Unjon is a dear friend. This whole schtick is a long-standing, running joke. Its a ritual. Its part of “snark”.

I dont owe you an explanation, but since you stepped in it so deeply and gloriously, here ya go;

Unjon is loosely affiliated with our camp. Yeah. Read that again. He comes and goes like a friendly cat. He is fiercely independent, but we drag his ass in at mealtimes. It isnt easy burning at his age, but he does it. Sometimes we haul stuff for him. Othertimes we make damn sure he’s got a ticket. Its a collective effort, because he’s dear to us.

He saved our collective asses one year. That year he was sporting dual canes and was pretty hobbled-up, so he spent a bit more time in camp than usual. Good thing, too because it rained. When I got back to camp I fully expected to see a flattened shade structure from the weight of the ponded water. Instead, I found Unjon methodically using his canes to push the water up and off the tarp. His greeting? “Well, fuck it anyway, Grey!!. I was hoping you were dead so I could steal your shade. No hurry. I’ll wait” And then he dumped 5 gals off the tarp and down my backside. Lol

I’ll let Unjon chime-in here and back me up on this. Or you could Google and see for yourself.

As far as Elliot goes, you might want to rethink his relationship with me too. Elliot is another dear friend, and also keeps Unjon on his mind. Elliot welcomed me (and a BUNCH of other first years) into his camp years ago. (I blame him for infecting me with “bus bug” btw). Elliot is quite beloved. Every year that our camps go, we are located “back to back” or as close as placement will allow.

So. After that history lesson, who is the asshole now, Miura-7?

Snark. And Humor. Maybe you’ll learn about them someday if you ever manage to get some dust on you.

[Captain Goddammit]

Had nothing to do with Elliot. My beef was with Grey Coyote. As far as "Not having a clue?" You might adhere to your own advice. I was over it yesterday.

Miura-7, if you don’t recognize the three people in Agaton’s photo he just posted, you really don’t have a clue in this particular non-issue. It’s actually surprising I’m not in that one myself.
Unjon and I have had the running “you’re ugly” gag going since before you heard of Burning Man.

[GreyCoyote]

Capt: That photo was cropped, precisely because you *WERE* in it! Lol.

(Dear Little Burner: this was yet another demonstration of that thing called “snark” between friends. But feel free to enlighten us further on how BM *should* be and how we *should* behave while in your presence. We’ll be sure to have things properly modified to your liking before 2021.)

[unjonharley]

Capt: That photo was cropped, precisely because you *WERE* in it! Lol

[Miura-7]

OK I Got It!!! Thanks for the info. PS. I'm on the same mission. Still trying to decide if I want to take the same path. Trust me when I tell you I've climbed out of the shit plenty of times, and have helped others do the same. I'm certainly not telling you how Burning Man should be. So I don't know where that bullshit came from, but sometimes I think some of you should get the fuck over yourselves.

[GreyCoyote]

OK I Got It!!! Thanks for the info. PS. I'm on the same mission. Still trying to decide if I want to take the same path. Trust me when I tell you I've climbed out of the shit plenty of times, and have helped others do the same. I'm certainly not telling you how Burning Man should be. So I don't know where that bullshit came from, but sometimes I think some of you should get the fuck over yourselves.

See there? Except for that final “pop” (when you finally pulled your head out of your ass), that was a pretty painless “Burningman Growing Experience” {tm}, yes?

We’ve all been there btw.

“Friends for life, man”. (c.f Bill Murray, “Caddyshack”)

And yeah, we are ALL pretty full of ourselves. So you’re in good company there. Except of course for Unjon. He’s like... full of beans or something...

[Agaton]

OK I Got It!!! Thanks for the info. ... ... ...

By Jove, I think he's got it!
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[M F Bonz]

I wouldn’t worry about. Like I said you’ll get there.

If you ever want to pull a joke on the captain.
Tell him the man burned early........... ............<<dramatic pause.

Shit oh wait!!! Don’t do that. Everybody at burning man says that.

It only works if you really burn the man early.

Man it really didn’t work out for the guy that helped me out with that joke.


**Makes eye contact with the reader.**
To soon?
Watch Captains reaction. at the time it was a silent gasp.



Priceless

[Bless]

Didn't you hear, they cancelled it this year!

[M F Bonz]

Didn't you hear, they cancelled it this year!

No.
Goddammit.
Captain sold me his extra ticket. He said it was VIP camping. That’s why it cost more.
No problem he says.
It’s just Plug and pay he says.
Don’t need to bring anything he says.
What will I ever do.
If it’s canceled no one will ever go back to the desert again.
It’s just way to hard. No one could survive out there. I guess it’s over.
Anybody want to buy a ticket?

[unjonharley]

Didn't you hear, they cancelled it this year!

No.
Goddammit.
Captain sold me his extra ticket. He said it was VIP camping. That’s why it cost more.
No problem he says.
It’s just Plug and pay he says.
Don’t need to bring anything he says.
What will I ever do.
If it’s canceled no one will ever go back to the desert again.
It’s just way to hard. No one could survive out there. I guess it’s over.
Anybody want to buy a ticket?

It s over when it s over..

[M F Bonz]

Didn't you hear, they cancelled it this year!

No.
Goddammit.
Captain sold me his extra ticket. He said it was VIP camping. That’s why it cost more.
No problem he says.
It’s just Plug and pay he says.
Don’t need to bring anything he says.
What will I ever do.
If it’s canceled no one will ever go back to the desert again.
It’s just way to hard. No one could survive out there. I guess it’s over.
Anybody want to buy a ticket?

It s over when it s over..

Wise advice.