Transition Transmission

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Hookahdude2005
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Transition Transmission

Post by Hookahdude2005 » Sat Oct 03, 2020 6:57 pm

I have 2 pounds of pot drying.
I have 8oz curing.
I have 2oz ready to go.
I can't find my grinder...

I am two fisting PBR.

I want to burn it all down.

Transition-
Twenty years gone.
She left. The why and hows are neither here nor there. Don't give a damn. They aren't going to fill the gaping hole. Tried to put the ol' positive spin on it - I could try to reconcile with my mom. They didn't see eye to eye on, well, anything.
INCOMING KARMIC DICKPUNCH!!!!
Big flashing letters spelling that out should be a requirement for those fuckers, delivered just before the moment of hope, just to ease the impact.

Carson City DA Office
Fucking hell.... Did they find out about that "thing" from when I lived there?
NOPE
A got a "YOU'RE MOM'S DEAD" letter.
Passed - 8-31
Letter post marked - 9-3
Received - 10-1

20 years to shit, mom is dead. Fuck it.

Found my grinder... Eating frozen sushi... Drinking way to much beer... and grinding up SourD.

I am leaving this life.

Oh calm the fuck down.... Wait for it for fuck sake... Keep reading you goddamn alarmist...

I am going to shed this life like a snake does its skin.
(Megolomaniac-KMFDM just came on.... Difficult type with uncontrollable beat imfluenced twitching)
SOURD GOOD!!!
Train of thought derailed... Re-routing.
Where the fuck was I going with this.... I type better when I am high as fuck apparently...
Skin shedding - got it.
Oontz oontz... Dammit...
I am going to Carson City to visit the graves of my parents. After that, I am going to have spaghetti at Bruno's, if open, and then spend time listening to nothing, watching wind blow sand across the playa by day, and gaze into a sky with no light pollution, where it takes a few minutes to register that what you are seeing aren't clouds, but the vault of heaven.
Reboot.
Two years - this life is over.
Why 2 years? House to sell, bills to pay, money to save. I am not "escaping", I am decidedly leaving and I am not going to have ghosts.
The plan-
Sell house
Pay off everything
Save
Quit job.
2022 - Go Home

After that? No clue, but it has to start at BRC. Whatever the the fuck it is, BRC has to be the epicentre.

If you are still reading... Thanks. High as fuck and you are the only person I could talk to.
2005 - DPW - Christened me - Hookah Dude
Formerly Iconoclast
Best fucking summer of my life.
DPW
Camp Apokaliptika
Late Night DJ - BMR
Puller - Thunderdome
Abinsthe and Hash powered zealot

It was my first year. It was my only year.
Why? See above about last 20 years.

Every year I watch.

Now I know why.
I got it. I got the disease you get when the dust gets in you. Once there, it is like fucking herpes... Once a year, you are mentally in the desert... and then it goes into remission.

If you are still with me, thank you. I owe you an ice cold PBR in 2022.
Too long away from Home, and worse for wear.
DPW - 2005
Hookahdude

M F Bonz
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Re: Transition Transmission

Post by M F Bonz » Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:02 pm

Make it a warm PBR and we got a deal.
Coincidence, traced far enough back becomes and inevitable.

Hookahdude2005
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Re: Transition Transmission

Post by Hookahdude2005 » Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:05 pm

DEAL!
Too long away from Home, and worse for wear.
DPW - 2005
Hookahdude

M F Bonz
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Re: Transition Transmission

Post by M F Bonz » Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:07 pm

DPW proved Beyond doubt that a person could live in the desert without water and food and survive only on warm PBR.
I don’t drink water fish fuck in it.
Coincidence, traced far enough back becomes and inevitable.

Hookahdude2005
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Re: Transition Transmission

Post by Hookahdude2005 » Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:15 pm

PBR IS FOOD AND WATER.

Face it... It is Mana....

So let it be written, so let it be said.
Too long away from Home, and worse for wear.
DPW - 2005
Hookahdude

M F Bonz
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Re: Transition Transmission

Post by M F Bonz » Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:24 pm

I miss a certain bridge worker.
Coincidence, traced far enough back becomes and inevitable.

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Re: Transition Transmission

Post by M F Bonz » Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:31 pm

Snickers~
El Dorado saloon.
Front of stage Center stage not my normal spot.
Singer of KMFDM licked the side of my head from stage. His fans went crazy.
... after the show the best boy was quick to ask me for a ride to the hotel. When I turn out onto the street... I learned they were worried I was going to stomp on the singer and just wanted to let me know it was only an act. Gave me a crew shirt for my trouble.
About a year later I was standing next to some kids before a show. One was telling a group about the incident....nobody knew it was me. I think I actually laughed out loud at the time.

I really can’t make this stuff up. Some of us who worked security thought there should be a comedy movie based on some of the things we’ve experienced doing security work.
I asked what the name meant and he said kill mother fucking Depeche Mode. It was the first and only time I ever heard them.
Coincidence, traced far enough back becomes and inevitable.

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