Cock Call!
Cock Call!
Minnie - You were fantastic! ~Big
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robbidobbs
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- Camp Name: Pottie Central
- Location: LOS of the Pottie doors
Thanks Robbidobbs, sweet cockapoo.
ALRIGHT all you cockamaimy henpeckers and chicken chokers, wake up! I want to hear some fine feathered tales - cocktails that is. Did you pull a cocky stunt on the playa? Did you cockadoodle the whole barnyard? Well then strut your stuff and crow about it! BwwwaaaaaaaawwK!
ALRIGHT all you cockamaimy henpeckers and chicken chokers, wake up! I want to hear some fine feathered tales - cocktails that is. Did you pull a cocky stunt on the playa? Did you cockadoodle the whole barnyard? Well then strut your stuff and crow about it! BwwwaaaaaaaawwK!
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robbidobbs
- Posts: 2825
- Joined: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:07 pm
- Burning Since: 1999
- Camp Name: Pottie Central
- Location: LOS of the Pottie doors
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Ranger Genius
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Damn do-gooders annoying us with their megaphones when we're trying to shit. Curse you! and your children's children!
Cocktale:
Sat in a porto, but had to sit close to the front of the seat due to the inordinate amount of equipment on my belt and kilt. Brushed my cock against the inside of the seat (freshly serviced unit [not mine, the porto]) and subsequently joined what must be an exceedingly small club: the cult of the blue penis.
Cocktale:
Sat in a porto, but had to sit close to the front of the seat due to the inordinate amount of equipment on my belt and kilt. Brushed my cock against the inside of the seat (freshly serviced unit [not mine, the porto]) and subsequently joined what must be an exceedingly small club: the cult of the blue penis.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
Trans-species swingin, tropical style!
So here's one for you: A chicken walks into a bar then leaves because it's too crowded. That is what actually happened, but all stories are better on the playa with a cocktail. Big Cock went to a party at the cat dome - the giant Pussy at 4:20 and Cat-harsis. The pussies wanted everyone to get catified - ears whiskers and tails - before entering the big pussy. But Big Pussy had a weakness for Big Cock and invited me in as is: no cat suit, no condom, just a big smile! That pussy was hot, dry and tight, so hard as I was, ehmm, trying, I couldn't fit in. I was content to dangle around outside, flirting and teasing. Then my buddies from the sperm bank arrived. You probably saw them - seedy-looking squirts, bubbling with enthusiasm. They wanted into that pussy bad, and they weren't about to don cat regalia to do so, so they resorted to pressuring me to sneak them in. I finished my drink, rounded up the sperms and penetrated the pussy. The sperms seemed right at home and had no problem wriggling up to the bar. Some headed straight for the cat's ass. But it was too hot and steamy, and I was just too big for the big pussy, so I left and went outside to relax and have a smoke. Pretty soon I got limp and sleepy, so I headed out.
So here's one for you: A chicken walks into a bar then leaves because it's too crowded. That is what actually happened, but all stories are better on the playa with a cocktail. Big Cock went to a party at the cat dome - the giant Pussy at 4:20 and Cat-harsis. The pussies wanted everyone to get catified - ears whiskers and tails - before entering the big pussy. But Big Pussy had a weakness for Big Cock and invited me in as is: no cat suit, no condom, just a big smile! That pussy was hot, dry and tight, so hard as I was, ehmm, trying, I couldn't fit in. I was content to dangle around outside, flirting and teasing. Then my buddies from the sperm bank arrived. You probably saw them - seedy-looking squirts, bubbling with enthusiasm. They wanted into that pussy bad, and they weren't about to don cat regalia to do so, so they resorted to pressuring me to sneak them in. I finished my drink, rounded up the sperms and penetrated the pussy. The sperms seemed right at home and had no problem wriggling up to the bar. Some headed straight for the cat's ass. But it was too hot and steamy, and I was just too big for the big pussy, so I left and went outside to relax and have a smoke. Pretty soon I got limp and sleepy, so I headed out.
Pussy Party
Oh screw it... can't get the image thing to work 