My penis

jc · Post by jc » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:29 pm

Tell the truth. Does size matter? how big does it really need to be?

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:15 pm

Anything bigger and more substantial than the shallowness of your question. ANY size should fit that bill BTW.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:43 pm

You know what, I've always had a bit of penis envy. I mean seriously, the fact that all you men can pee standing up and go anywhere you please just makes me jealous. It's just so tedious sometimes to have to sit down and wipe and all that bullshit. Plus, there's always a line for the womens bathroom. I'm jealous, plain and simply.

jc · Post by jc » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:03 am

come on now. this is a legit question. why avoid the answer?

jc · Post by jc » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:06 am

I don't necessarily mean mine personally. all mens?

Petalford · Post by **Petalford** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:51 am

I'm a "Firm" believer that the size of a penis does not matter - its how the well its used....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:54 am

SIZE MATTERS! Live large! BRAAAAWWWKK!

gawul · Post by **gawul** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:02 am

[quote="Petalford"]I'm a "Firm" believer that the size of a penis does not matter - its how the well its used....[/quote]

that is true in most instances, but remember corky? lol

Petalford · Post by **Petalford** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:09 am

OHG... Yes - little jack rabbit.... Corky - the Window Guy!!! Love ya Bockles!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:42 am

"Petalford"
size of a penis does not matter - its how the well its used
you are correct.

Mmmm is it big enough?

It is apparent to me that there it not a magic size.
There are far more buttons on a woman that need to be pressed in the correct sequence and pace. To achieve the results I think you are after. And the buttons, sequence and pace are different for each person. Try listening to her she will guide you to the buttons.
And like my wife she may like a big one or two. It just does not mater how big your dick is if you’re just a dick.

jc · Post by jc » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:35 pm

Petalford wrote:OHG... Yes - little jack rabbit.... Corky - the Window Guy!!! Love ya Bockles!

Tell us about Corky so we all know what you mean.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:27 pm

I dunno, I had a lover exclaim, at a moment of truth "Thank God you have a big dick!" I'm not saying this to brag, but only that I think there is more to the question then meets the naked eye.

But then I've also admitted to being attracted to what is termed "traditional notions of beauty." It could be that I'm a shallow, snarky dick.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:32 pm

Ok ok..... she had a big dick button. I could see that.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:02 pm

Just hazarding a guess... this may end up being a rather *short* thread...

Б. Б.

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:08 pm

i want to wait and see how it expands...

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:23 am

Ask SobrettaFranjinosomething about the missing mickymouse.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:45 am

Did someone lose their penis again?! Sheesh!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:52 am

That's a good reason to keep it put away and not play with it...but the bigger it is, the harder it is to find a safe place for it that is out of sight!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:03 am

Martiansky
>Did someone lose their penis again?!

Found it!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:44 am

My penis has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My penis has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to stroke it everyday, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
"'Cause my Oscar Mayer has a way with O-R-G-A-S-M-S."

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:47 am

Oh I wish you'd suck my Oscar Mayer Wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to see.
'Cause if you suck my Oscar Mayer Wiener,
Ev'ryone could taste the spooge that flows from me.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:48 am

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:26 pm

Just popped in for a bit, been a while but this thread is a hoot.

True story:

Walked up on a group of friends just as one of the guys said, “So, size does matter?”

K: OH! Yeah!
Pause
K: Actually, it’s not that big a deal unless it’s really small. Once I went home with a friend and when he got naked I was standing there thinking ‘What the hell am I going to do with that.’
Pause
K: You know it’s really bad when the first thing you think of is anal sex.

So, the point of this little story is to say that if you get a lot of offers for anal, you may have a problem

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:45 pm

Silver!!!!! Where have you been dude? I only came here because I saw your post in the list....NOT because I have any interest in penis talk. No not me. Penis' belong in pants not on threads....or they belong where they'll do some good, but that opens to too much interpretation...let's see..... how about taxing penis'...every use results in more government revenu...ya, then we would have perpetual surplusses and perpetual indulgences and the Sisiters of Perpetual Indulgence could regulate the whole thing......

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:59 pm

cowboyangel wrote:let's see..... how about taxing penis'...every use results in more government revenu...ya, then we would have perpetual surplusses and perpetual indulgences and the Sisiters of Perpetual Indulgence could regulate the whole thing......

keep your progressive thinking away from my penis.

penis tax...

fucking liberal bastard

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:45 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:let's see..... how about taxing penis'...every use results in more government revenu...ya, then we would have perpetual surplusses and perpetual indulgences and the Sisiters of Perpetual Indulgence could regulate the whole thing......
keep your progressive thinking away from my penis.

penis tax...

fucking liberal bastard

hey, you already get plenty fucked by taxes so why not at least make it more obvious?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:22 pm

'cause i am a conservative....

less taxes, less government... radical self-reliance, remember?

"Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have."

"The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government."

Barry Goldwater

jc · Post by jc » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:54 pm

Inches! I want numbers! limp and hard. What's too big? what's too small? Or as little red ridding hood once said, what's just right?

P.S.
Silver. I do get alot of offers for annal sex but it's on the recieving end. Does that mean I'm too small?

tilly · Post by **tilly** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:48 am

Isn't life great! "Long Live the Penis!" 8)

My penis

My penis

sometimes i can't help myself