Why Should God Listen Too You're Whinny Ass?...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:13 am

He Shouldn't. Stop you're damn complaninig!

God's Local Rep#72
the rebb

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:18 am

Because I'm gorgeous. And hairy.

Atar · Post by **Atar** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:25 pm

He loves you because you can't spell your own language

He also loves you because he made you and wants to interact with you. Nothing would honour him more than a human that interacts with him because he chose to with his own free will.

Believe it or not, take it as you want. But from your topic start I took it you believe in (a) God, otherwise you wouldn't ask why he would love our asses

I've tried to give you my best answer.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:39 pm

why should we listen to god's whinney ass?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:33 pm

mAyBe hAd yOu LiStEnEd hE mIgHt hAvE mAdE yOu gRoW uP aNd iF yOu hAd rEaLLy LiStEnEd, hE mIgHt hAvE mAdE yOu TaLL

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:45 pm

Does God wear a sports bra?

AIIZ

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:13 pm

Someone set up us teh bomb.

Ya me to.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:09 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:mAyBe hAd yOu LiStEnEd hE mIgHt hAvE mAdE yOu gRoW uP aNd iF yOu hAd rEaLLy LiStEnEd, hE mIgHt hAvE mAdE yOu TaLL

...and also work out other people's gender issues.

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:45 pm

I say, why beg him, when Santa delivers?

And on Christmas day no less!

freakersedge · Post by **freakersedge** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:03 am

one time, I was talking to God and it asked me the same thing. I musta answered correctly because we're still on talking terms...thats a good thing, right?
freaker