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Post by tisha2 » Tue May 09, 2006 11:54 am

propeller shaft
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue May 09, 2006 12:00 pm

Pipefitters Union

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Post by Keeper_of_the Key » Tue May 09, 2006 7:16 pm

You really have to check out the fine art of glassblowing....

first there's the BLOWPIPE
you have to keep it hot in the GLORYHOLE
once it's hot enough you sit down and JACK IT...

needless to say, we glassblowers amuse ourselves PLENTY!

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Post by OregonRed » Tue May 09, 2006 7:40 pm

Keeper_of_the Key wrote:You really have to check out the fine art of glassblowing....

first there's the BLOWPIPE
you have to keep it hot in the GLORYHOLE
once it's hot enough you sit down and JACK IT...

needless to say, we glassblowers amuse ourselves PLENTY!

david

I'm LMAO!!! I actually DID that today!

Er... The glass that is...
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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue May 09, 2006 7:46 pm

"Recycle Camp wants YOUR can"
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen

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Post by EspressoDude » Wed May 10, 2006 7:05 pm

Brown Cubicle Butt Rot





a real tree disease

Brown cubicle butt rot is caused by Phaeolus (Polyporus) schweinitzii, often called the velvet-top fungus
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu May 11, 2006 11:16 am

spot checks

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Post by playasnake » Fri May 12, 2006 12:23 am

9 holes & Free Buffet

(saw this on my way to work this morning)
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Post by Zoom » Fri May 12, 2006 7:20 am

red wings
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri May 12, 2006 9:21 am

Mollycoddle.

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Post by Davoid » Fri May 12, 2006 12:26 pm

bm baby

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Post by EspressoDude » Fri May 12, 2006 6:42 pm

leaking rear-end driveshaft seal
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Post by skibear » Sat May 13, 2006 8:57 pm

Boudreaux's Butt paste

<http://www.buttpaste.com/>
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sun May 14, 2006 4:41 pm

I can't get started unless you twist my petcock.

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Post by regionalchaos » Sun May 14, 2006 7:30 pm

"I'd like to put some butter on those crab cakes"
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Post by EspressoDude » Sun May 14, 2006 8:17 pm

"Grease the front struts, change the crank oil, service the tranny, and lube the rear end."
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon May 15, 2006 9:39 am

I am really into my car!

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Post by tisha2 » Fri May 19, 2006 12:14 pm

muffin mix

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Post by Zoom » Fri May 19, 2006 12:15 pm

waking up to the crack of dawn
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue May 23, 2006 11:45 am

Shiraz

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Post by tisha2 » Tue May 23, 2006 12:17 pm

shuttlecock.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue May 23, 2006 8:48 pm

galoshes
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Post by AntiM » Wed May 24, 2006 5:36 am

MUKLUK!

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Post by Ranger Genius » Wed May 24, 2006 6:39 am

Bulbous Bouffant
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Post by EspressoDude » Wed May 24, 2006 6:43 am

breastworks
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed May 24, 2006 9:04 am

Xta_g
had all the class playing with my fringe
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Post by EspressoDude » Fri May 26, 2006 12:19 pm

manometer
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Post by Rusted Iron » Mon May 29, 2006 6:23 pm

Crank shaft

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Post by Rusted Iron » Mon May 29, 2006 6:24 pm

From a straw wrapper and the sides of Ritz's trucks:

Eat out more often.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:50 am

Nationwide Smut Probe

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