Things that sound dirty but aren't.

All things outside of Burning Man.
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Ugly Dougly
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:02 pm

Gladiator.

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Post by spectabillis » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:58 pm

Carrot Liberation Front

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Davoid
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Post by Davoid » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:48 am

Little Debbie's snack cakes

Hostess Ding Dongs

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joel the ornery
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Post by joel the ornery » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:53 pm

AntiM wrote:
I'm so fucking cold I lit a fire in the basement.

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Davoid
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Post by Davoid » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:55 am

Lorgasm wrote: I was the "knockers"...

I was back stage with 2 big sticks making the sound.

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Post by LeChatNoir » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:03 am

Yesterday Big Cock stuck his pecker in my dish.
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather

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Box Burner
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Post by Box Burner » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:03 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:Yesterday Big Cock stuck his pecker in my dish.
He did! I saw it.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by EspressoDude » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:17 pm

Juicy Melons
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
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FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
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burn shit and blow shit up

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:04 pm

BLACK HOLE

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pinemom
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Post by pinemom » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:10 pm

buff puff
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Davoid
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Post by Davoid » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:40 am

Tight competition

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Ugly Dougly
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:42 am

oock fighting

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Post by EspressoDude » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:47 pm

tight end
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up

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Post by pinemom » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:58 pm

I'll have the creamy one.........
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by nogganoodle » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:23 am

Nice Beaver
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich

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Jewel***
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Post by Jewel*** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:38 am

don't let it drip.........lick around the cone

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Post by pinemom » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:41 am

that tastes hot
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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EspressoDude
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Post by EspressoDude » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:44 pm

BEAVER MUSTARD
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up

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Post by SED » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:09 pm

Feculence, which actually is dirtier than it sounds.
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Post by dana » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:10 pm

(heard at a sushi bar)

"Ooh... that eel's so good!

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Post by pinemom » Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:09 pm

some like it hot
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by Zoom » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:58 am

fire in the hole
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by pinemom » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:05 am

no, do it this way, yes thats right
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Post by capjbadger » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:30 am

Dongle
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!

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The CO
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Post by The CO » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:36 pm

A can of Nuts Off.
M*A*S*H 4207th: An army of fun.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.

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Post by Lorgasm » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:26 pm

I love Dick!
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by pinemom » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:50 am

ok I woke up with the cocks!
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Post by Miss_Malibu » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:58 am

A Sloe Comfortable Screw

1 oz sloe gin
1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
fill with orange juice
1/2 oz Galliano® herbal liqueur

mmm tasty :-P
Have a cluckety-cluck-cluck day

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:52 am

jerk bait

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Post by Karma » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:50 am

Ive been caulking cracks all day.
"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh".

Voltaire

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