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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:17 am

Is this tight enough!
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by capjbadger » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:29 am

Crank that nut down hard!
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Post by EspressoDude » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:30 am

it's too hard
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Post by capjbadger » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:16 am

"I'm just waiting for the dough to rise"

Grandpa to Grandma while making bread
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Post by capjbadger » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:16 am

Baking bread
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Post by pinemom » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:42 am

makin bacon
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:28 pm

Now just make a wish and blow.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by EspressoDude » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:18 pm

Engineering Statics: the study of RIGID MEMBERS

(university course)
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Post by geekster » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:03 pm

Heard on a radio commercial:

"All of my friends were getting pregnant on the first try. That's when I went to Pacific Fertility Clinic. I found a doctor there who knew just what I needed!"
Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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Post by countb1ah » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:16 pm

Lube the ball joint, and the ever popular Blue Ball, PA...
Crayons taste like purple..... Always.

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Post by AntiM » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:20 pm

Our weather report today:

"huge, huge high, hot and bone dry"

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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:25 pm

At least there wasn't

HEAT LIGHTNING

in the forecast too :lol:
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Post by Davoid » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:51 am

The woifey had on an Iron Chef rerun last night, and they were using peas. As I sat at the computer, I heard "I can't believe I'm eating a pea popsicle!" and "I never thought a pea popsicle could taste so good!"

Not sure if they had pea soup, too.

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Post by pinemom » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:06 am

its sooo HOT
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Post by countb1ah » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:15 pm

Sissy Bar!!!

Also on that same episode of The Iron Chef, one of the judges said "It's wonderful how you incorporated all of the pea-ness taste in your courses..."
Crayons taste like purple..... Always.

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Post by Davoid » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:28 pm

Ha, that's right! Friggin' classic.

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Post by geekster » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:45 pm

Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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Post by tisha2 » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:49 pm

oh damn!!! that's the best laugh i've had in days!!!
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Post by geekster » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:50 pm

What is so ironic in my particular case is that I have long used "busted nut" as the cause of trouble I have written up in various incident reports when the problem was operator error. In other words, it was the fault of the operator having been brought into the world.
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Post by tisha2 » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:16 am

the funny guy wrote:like putting hot meat in the mouths of hungry burners..
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Post by AntiM » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:08 am

"Hot Fudge Browmie Blast"

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Post by EspressoDude » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:01 am

tisha2 times twice wrote:
the funny guy wrote:like putting hot meat in the mouths of hungry burners..
that's Bad.. sounds like something at JiffyLube
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Post by capjbadger » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:58 am

Chocolate Thunder from Downunder
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:08 pm

There was a UK report about some MPs involved in a gay sex scandal. "Some of them held sensitive posts." I'll bet they were!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:06 am

Rockdad: Will my Umpa Lumpa fit in my kilt?
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Da Mule » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:22 pm

Is it in yet?

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:25 pm

"I am SOFA KING, and this is my SOFA KING DOME"
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:56 pm

Petunia

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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:21 pm

Butterfinger
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by ygmir » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:22 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Butterfinger
are you quoting "Last Tango in Paris" again.........
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