Things that sound dirty but aren't.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:23 pm

you cunning linguist............

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:24 pm

tourists on the bridge talking:

"Who's the little man in the boat"?

AKAparttime · Post by **AKAparttime** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:47 pm

An american philatelist..

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:36 pm

He gave me the biggest one yesterday.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:46 am

"Come in to pizza hut today and try our new P-Zone"

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:46 am

Cleanroom booties.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:04 pm

Poundcake

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:56 am

Milk Duds

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:41 am

Jr. Bonner

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:13 am

I'll have mine with extra sauce, please.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:15 pm

Getting ready to start an IV.....

"Your gonna feel a little prick"

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:53 pm

five dollar footlong

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:42 am

homo erectus

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:55 am

scratch and sniff

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:23 pm

Absquatulate

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:30 pm

When I first moved to NC 4 years ago, I heard this jingle come on the radio, "I got Lance in my pants...."
I thought it was a joke. I had never heard of Lance crackers. The only Lance I know of is Lance Armstrong.
So I thought to myself, "Why would anyone sing a song about having Lance Armstrong in their pants?"

Lemon-Coffee · Post by **Lemon-Coffee** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:36 am

(learned this from Dead Like Me) : Moist.

"one hot blond on the beach to go please?"
=one hot coffee with cream and sugar.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:51 am

4Q

4Q2

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:22 pm

"organ solo"

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:12 am

http://cbs13.com/slideshows/Married.Nam ... 62840.html

I'm crossposting................