Things that sound dirty but aren't.

All things outside of Burning Man.
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ygmir
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:23 pm

you cunning linguist............
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:24 pm

tourists on the bridge talking:

"Who's the little man in the boat"?
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Post by AKAparttime » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:47 pm

An american philatelist..

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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:36 pm

He gave me the biggest one yesterday.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:46 am

"Come in to pizza hut today and try our new P-Zone"
Frida Be You & Me

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:46 am

Cleanroom booties.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:04 pm

Poundcake

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:56 am

Milk Duds

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Post by ygmir » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:41 am

Jr. Bonner
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Post by Monkeypoo » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:13 am

I'll have mine with extra sauce, please.

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Post by Sail Man » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:15 pm

Getting ready to start an IV.....




"Your gonna feel a little prick"
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Post by Monkeypoo » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:53 pm

five dollar footlong

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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:42 am

homo erectus

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Post by Da Mule » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:55 am

scratch and sniff

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Post by chiefdanfox » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:23 pm

Absquatulate

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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:30 pm

When I first moved to NC 4 years ago, I heard this jingle come on the radio, "I got Lance in my pants...."
I thought it was a joke. I had never heard of Lance crackers. The only Lance I know of is Lance Armstrong.
So I thought to myself, "Why would anyone sing a song about having Lance Armstrong in their pants?" :roll:

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Post by Lemon-Coffee » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:36 am

(learned this from Dead Like Me) : Moist.


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"one hot blond on the beach to go please?"
=one hot coffee with cream and sugar.
"black, 2 sugars, freshly squeezed lemon juice"

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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:51 am

4Q

4Q2
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:22 pm

"organ solo"
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by ibdave » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:12 am

I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg

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