First Timers: What is expected of you at Burning Man!

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First Timers: What is expected of you at Burning Man!

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:29 am

many first timers are virtually kept in the dark of what really is Burning Man about and what is expected of you.

this link will take you to the true official site of BM.

www.modernpirate.com/burn.html


Remember it's time for your STD tests people!

This is just a partial list and I encourage other long timers to add their suggestions as well.




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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:44 am

I'd like to check it out from my work PC but I get this little message:

Forbidden: You do not have permission to access this page.
CLIENT_IP: XX.XX.XX.218 DATE: Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:41:57 GMT CATEGORY: Pornography, Extreme

ERROR: Access denied by WebWasher DynaBLocator content category. The requested URL belongs to the following categories: Pornography, Extreme.

URL: http://www.modernpirate.com/burn.html

And this is why I have a Treo 700w so I can view things like this anytime I freakin want to.
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:48 am

Poor K-IV

They have you on kiddy block.
Fuckers.

I see the whole thing. :shock:
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:52 am

Kinetic IV wrote:I'd like to check it out from my work PC but I get this little message:

Forbidden: You do not have permission to access this page.
CLIENT_IP: XX.XX.XX.218 DATE: Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:41:57 GMT CATEGORY: Pornography, Extreme

ERROR: Access denied by WebWasher DynaBLocator content category. The requested URL belongs to the following categories: Pornography, Extreme.

URL: http://www.modernpirate.com/burn.html

And this is why I have a Treo 700w so I can view things like this anytime I freakin want to.
The forbidden fruit of knowledge must be eaten!

AIIZ

ps- open up your taskman and close out the program!

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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:57 am

I like my job, I get to help rollout 4G / WiMax to the masses. I won't be undoing the firewall. But I did check it out on the handheld....there's almost always a way around most obstacles.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:13 am

Kinetic IV wrote:I like my job, I get to help rollout 4G / WiMax to the masses. I won't be undoing the firewall. But I did check it out on the handheld....there's almost always a way around most obstacles.
From the bastion of hell, our Web(non)sense wall told me it was "adult content".

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Post by psilence » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:07 pm

http://www.zensur.freerk.com/
http://www.peacefire.org/circumventor/l ... esses.html
http://www.peacefire.org/circumventor/

http://torpark.nfshost.com/
http://www.freehaven.net/~arrakis/torpark.html
Welcome to the TorPark download page. Download TorPark for your language, and put it on a USB Flash keychain. Plug it into any internet terminal whether at home, school, or public. Run Torpark.exe and it will launch a Tor circuit connection, which creates an encrypted tunnel from your computer indirectly to a Tor exit computer, giving the appearance of having the Tor exit computer's IP.
There are any number of ways for the saavy to get around censorship blockades like websense, etc. These can be used at work, school, and so on to great effect.

Nice site for virgins though :)

-Joe

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:12 am

Don't fucking burn plastic, fool.
Don't fucking leave your bike in the dark where other people can trip over it.
Don't forget to enjoy yourself.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:18 am

always carry condoms, sugical gloves and lubes.

just in case your bike breaks down, or your chain needs greasin and you want a water balloon fight!


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Post by misfit » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:44 am

don't die, and don't expect ESD to take care of every little cut, scrape, and playa foot. consider bandaides and foot wash as basic needs items....
Be happy while you're living, For you're a long time dead.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:47 am

Full fledged, professionally costumed and choreographed, Song and Dance number.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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