PJ wrote:Lydia Love wrote:now I feel all horrified and stuff.
It's also the Tough Love method of curing your Asian fetish.
if anyone tries to "cure" me of my asian fetish, i will knock their heads off their shoulders with my samurai sword.
Lydia Love wrote:Maybe I just need to be even more direct. I'll try "ALWAYS just bite me there!" and see if it works.
Rob the Wop wrote:PJ wrote:OPEN SECONDARY BYPASS VALVE IF PRIMARY HYDRAULIC PRESSURE PUMP OUTPUT DROPS BELOW 1700 PSI DURING SLAT EXTENSION
Oh well now that's just turning me on. I'm going to have to go home to my shweetie and whisper in her ear, "Open your secondary bypass valve for me baby, and I'll show you the hydraulic pressure on my extension slat."
Do you need a lot of lube for this maneuver?
precipitate wrote:> I was giving this girl (early 20's, you pervs)
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If she's in her twenties, she's most likely a woman. Only met a couple of
people who still qualified as girls then.
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Lydia Love wrote:that spilling seed was a sin.
Oh Blyslv! That's fucked up!
jbelson wrote:My most erotic experience was a body-body massage. One person lies on a rubber sheet, shower curtain, or in my case, an inflatable raft. The other pours warm, soapy or oily water on the other, and rubs their body up and down the other person. Flip 'em over, do it from the side, get the back. Keep pouring more water to keep it slippery. You cant do it for too long because you cant wait to screw.
OK... one of the sexiest things in the whole wide world (to me) is when a man is just about to have an orgasm it's like all the blood in his body rushes to his skin and he blushes *all over*. Anyone else noticed this? I can get tingles just thinking about it.
Lydia Love wrote:I have never, in my sexual history, gotten any man to thouroughly understand that the back of my neck, my shoulders and down my spine is my most underappreciated errogenous zone.
I used to be too shy (or stupid or something) to just say "Look, just bite me THERE!" now I do, but I get tired of saying it.
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