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Rant to Adrian!

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:43 am

I almost puked reading Adrian's Rant in Piss Clear. Last year he got sick-sez he had the flu, but most likely bad hygiene from putting dirty things in his mouth. So being sick and all that he heads out into the playa without taking his usually playa vitamins and drink and discovers God and how wonderful BM is without altered states of mind. He then writes in his editors notes column that one should should go drug free for at least a day to rediscover BM. It reminds me of the "Bunny on Ecstacy" Joke of a rabbit that tells everyone that uses the drug of their choice is wrong while he's high on X. Not only that all of his writers are on the bent- everything you readers do is wrong and we are right.

What do you, the people of BM, say that Piss Clear should do and publish in next year's edition?

Let's give him suggestions!

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:45 am

#1- Adrian should fuck pussy for a day and tell all the queers that they too should do that as well! That's for both female and males queers too!

AIIZ

ps- just for a day fags- women are very limited on the playa and most of them are queer too.

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Post by Badger » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:54 pm

You should not step away from your computer while you are still logged on AIIZ.

See what happens.

Either that's what happened or you relly need to up the meds.
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Post by geekster » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:49 pm

Piss Clear should publish whatever the fuck they want to. The market (i.e the "community") will decide if it is worth reading or not. If nobody reads it, then what difference does it make what is published? But since when is anything published in PC taken seriously by anyone? Sheesh.

(Well, since DPW put that forklift against Adrian's trailer door in '04)
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Post by blyslv » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:20 pm

I liked Piss Clear this year, especially Maledor's rant about the HeeBeeJeeBees.
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:40 pm

Piss Clear fucking Rocks!!! I always enjoy each edition; no matter the rants, the raves, the vibe. It sure beat the shit we get to read in the default world.

Keep up the good work!!
Can't wait for the next edition (heavy sigh)
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Post by can't sit still » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:05 pm

Zues, I'm often in complete agreement with you. In this instance, I have to disagree.
In another thread, you wrote eloquently about a pantheon from eons ago. This pantheon is in one sense, a part of the human psyche.

In piss clear, there were"stories" about hemp-clad hippies striving to make others enviornmentally "correct"
There were stories about the early days with a potent mix of guns and alcohol.
I have no use for either scenario, but they are/ were part of Burning Man. I like to know which way the wind is blowing.
I learn more listening to rants and raves than I do listening to "Pollyanna" stories.
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Re: Rant to Adrian!

Post by Eric » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:56 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Last year he got sick-sez he had the flu, but most likely bad hygiene from putting dirty things in his mouth.
Okay, I'll bite.

It was the flu. An extremely nasty flu, thankyouverymuch.
How do I know? I was there. In the RV. The whole time.
He was fine almost the whole ride up, starts to feel tired just past Nixon, is practically unconscious by the time we pull into BRC. We're trying to decide if we should leave because of how sick he is, but he wants to wait to see if it passes. He can't leave the RV until almost Weds, and is using us to get his work done. Trust me, we run around like drunk kittens without Adrian in charge.

If you don't want to believe me, why don't you ask people who know him? He seems to know a couple of people.

As for the rest of the post?
Not even worth my time.

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Post by Piss Clear » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:43 pm

I love pussy!

Just ask the Mysterious D...
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Re: Rant to Adrian!

Post by Mystery Girl » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:20 am

[quote="Apollonaris Zeus"]I almost puked reading Adrian's Rant in Piss Clear. Last year he got sick-sez he had the flu, but most likely bad hygiene from putting dirty things in his mouth. So being sick and all that he heads out into the playa without taking his usually playa vitamins and drink and discovers God and how wonderful BM is without altered states of mind. He then writes in his editors notes column that one should should go drug free for at least a day to rediscover BM. It reminds me of the "Bunny on Ecstacy" Joke of a rabbit that tells everyone that uses the drug of their choice is wrong while he's high on X. Not only that all of his writers are on the bent- everything you readers do is wrong and we are right.

What do you, the people of BM, say that Piss Clear should do and publish in next year's edition?

Let's give him suggestions![/quote]

Is this some sort of joke? Is this guy some sort of joke? (I already know the answer to that!)

This can't be for real.

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Post by Mystery Girl » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:24 am

[quote="Apollonaris Zeus"]#1- Adrian should fuck pussy for a day and tell all the queers that they too should do that as well! That's for both female and males queers too!
AIIZ
ps- just for a day fags- women are very limited on the playa and most of them are queer too.[/quote="Apollonaris Zeus"]


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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:42 am

Piss Clear wrote:I love pussy!

Just ask the Mysterious D...
I bet you paid her to say that!

hey petting your house cat does not qualify and the wrath of god will come down upon you.

and Not taking drugs at BM is like some sort of sin or it should at least be so.

AIIZ

PS- every photograph in your mag has sucked.

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Post by Eric » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:13 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:PS- every photograph in your mag has sucked.
I'm one of the photographers. I cordially invite you not to look at them. You know you don't have to read the paper, right? Just sayin'...

And if you have so much to offer, O' Amazing AZ, why haven't you ever submitted anything? You know we have open submissions every year, right?

Of course, than I'd have to copy edit it, and that would suck for me.
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Post by helitack » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:23 pm

Time for Nurse Wratchet to give the meds out?
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Post by Eric » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:28 pm

helitack wrote:Time for Nurse Wratchet to give the meds out?
Can I get in line?
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:34 am

Eric wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:PS- every photograph in your mag has sucked.
I'm one of the photographers.

Of course, than I'd have to copy edit it, and that would suck for me.
Oh so that's how your photos get in because youre the Ed- Whooo Hooo!

I would never EVER submit a photo even if I was a photographer- theyre homos too all of them!!!

Are you Queer Too!

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Post by spectabillis » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:58 pm

now that has to be a joke..

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Why am I still talking to an idiot?

Post by Eric » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:59 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:I would never EVER submit a photo even if I was a photographer- theyre homos too all of them!!!

Are you Queer Too!

AIIZ
Why yes I am. Just like those Greek gods who's names you use. (you know Zeus was a pederast right? Certainly you've heard of Ganymede. And Apollo just loved the boys: Hyacynth, Acantha, Cyparissus......)

And I bet a lot of photographers are surprised to discover that being gay is now a requirement of the job, just like interior designers & hairdressers.

AZ, you should definitely go back to taking your meds.
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Post by gyre » Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:01 pm

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I love Piss Clear.
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Post by can't sit still » Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:14 pm

"You know we have open submissions every year, right?" Eric
That sounds kind of kinky. Is it done publicy?
I'm straight. I'm not going to submit to anything :? :roll:
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Post by Eric » Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:33 pm

gyre wrote:I love Piss Clear.
Is there a way to get the issues I missed on the playa?

And we love you right back

http://www.pissclear.org/

They're all online (all 12 years) under the PDF archive.
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Post by Ron » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:25 pm

Eric wrote:...
They're all online (all 12 years) under the PDF archive.
Way cool. I never actually read them on playa, too busy doing stuff, but I'd love to surf through them now. Thanks!

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Post by Isotopia » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:27 pm

Why yes I am. Just like those Greek gods who's names you use.
I am HOWLING!!! Good return volley Eric.

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Post by Eric » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:57 pm

can't sit still wrote:That sounds kind of kinky. Is it done publicy?
Sometimes.......
Depends on how much room Adrian needs for his flogger.
I'm straight. I'm not going to submit to anything
You know we have hot straight women with us right? And since the camp is quite heavily gay they get bored.......

I'll tell them you're not interested :)
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Post by spectabillis » Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:40 pm

Eric wrote:You know we have hot straight women with us right? And since the camp is quite heavily gay they get bored.......
a british girl told me the safest camp for a straight fem newcomer is avalon. my guess is nothing to worry about with snuggleslutting.

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Post by can't sit still » Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:24 pm

Eric, you tease ,you!!
"they get bored"
Is this another double entendre?

Something like plumbed, reamed and rooted??

My mind is HAPPY in the gutter. Maybe my body should follow. :mrgreen:
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Post by BAS » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:44 am

The gutter is where all the fun is.... :wink:


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Re: Why am I still talking to an idiot?

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:02 am

Eric wrote: Why yes I am. Just like those Greek gods who's names you use. (you know Zeus was a pederast right? Certainly you've heard of Ganymede. And Apollo just loved the boys: Hyacynth, Acantha, Cyparissus......)
Well that's a low blow! Well those are myths and I can guarentee that they're no republicans like Foley Guy in their pantheon.

Hey you should rename the mag, "Piss Queer"!

HaHa! Piss Queer! HaHa take that Foley Guy!

AIIZ

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