your stupid joke here
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your stupid joke here
and everywhere else as well.
rene descartes goes to a cocktail party. the hostess approaches him and asks if he would care for anything to drink. descrates replies, " i think not", and dissapears.
rene descartes goes to a cocktail party. the hostess approaches him and asks if he would care for anything to drink. descrates replies, " i think not", and dissapears.
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Why do elephants paint thier toenails red?
So that they can hide in the strawberry patch.
Never seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Then you know it works!
(Courtesy of my nine year old daughter, Danielle)
So that they can hide in the strawberry patch.
Never seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Then you know it works!
(Courtesy of my nine year old daughter, Danielle)
M*A*S*H 4207 We're not doctors.
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

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Why are pygmies so short?"Caution, elephants practicing skydiving between 2-4 PM"
They ignored the sign.
What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-Bees.
A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says "why the long face?"
2 men walk into a bar. Why didn't the second one duck?
(in the interest of space, I'll just post the punchlines to some of my faves)
"Do you think I would wish for a 12 inch pianist?"
The dog looks confused & says "DiMaggio?"
Warning: Tastless offensive joke ahead!
I used to be into necrophilia...until this rotten cunt split on me...
Ahh, the lowest commen denominator.
"All you need in this world is ignorance & confidence, and then success is sure." -Mark Twain
"Wickedness is a myth created by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others." -Oscar Wilde
"Wickedness is a myth created by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others." -Oscar Wilde
Two brothers come downstairs for breakfast. "What would you like to eat?" their mother asked.
"What the hell, I'd like Cheerios" says the older boy.
The mother rounded on him and smacked him out of his chair. "What about you?" she asked the younger boy.
"I dunno, but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
"What the hell, I'd like Cheerios" says the older boy.
The mother rounded on him and smacked him out of his chair. "What about you?" she asked the younger boy.
"I dunno, but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference
"Write better emails. Make more moneys."
"Write better emails. Make more moneys."
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We let a guy in a "designated Drunk" shirt pass thru our Tuesday Morning Checkpoint with this:
How many rangers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(Hold middle finger up towards listener)
How many rangers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(Hold middle finger up towards listener)
"All you need in this world is ignorance & confidence, and then success is sure." -Mark Twain
"Wickedness is a myth created by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others." -Oscar Wilde
"Wickedness is a myth created by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others." -Oscar Wilde