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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Perpetual Burn » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:21 pm

A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.

Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"

The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"

The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"
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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by FIGJAM » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:13 pm

People laughed when I said I'd be funny when I grew up.

Well their not laughing now.....HA!!!
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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by TT120 » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:33 pm

I had a hard time finding this.

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Perpetual Burn » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:30 pm

BREAKING NEWS;

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Guard Dawg » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:08 am

Perpetual Burn wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:21 pm
A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.

Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"

The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"

The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"
Okay, In accordance with title 5 of the California Education Code, I am certified learning disabled, short bus rider.

I didn't get the punch line?
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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Perpetual Burn » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:19 pm

Why don't you want to be a dick?

Because your closest friends are a couple of nuts and an asshole... and your best friend is a cunt.

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Perpetual Burn » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:23 pm

Guard Dawg wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:08 am
Perpetual Burn wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:21 pm
A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.

Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"

The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"

The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"
Okay, In accordance with title 5 of the California Education Code, I am certified learning disabled, short bus rider.

I didn't get the punch line?
Lolz...

When he yelled "Cheese and rice!" He was trying to say Jesus Christ...

Hope that helps... or I'll try to find you a shorter bus. :P
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