your stupid joke here
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A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.
Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"
The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"
The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"
Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"
The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"
The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"
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People laughed when I said I'd be funny when I grew up.
Well their not laughing now.....HA!!!
Well their not laughing now.....HA!!!
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Re: your stupid joke here
I had a hard time finding this.


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BREAKING NEWS;
Ellen DeGeneres was found face down in Rikki Lake.
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Re: your stupid joke here
Okay, In accordance with title 5 of the California Education Code, I am certified learning disabled, short bus rider.Perpetual Burn wrote: ↑Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:21 pmA Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.
Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"
The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"
The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"
I didn't get the punch line?
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Why don't you want to be a dick?
Because your closest friends are a couple of nuts and an asshole... and your best friend is a cunt.

Because your closest friends are a couple of nuts and an asshole... and your best friend is a cunt.

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Lolz...Guard Dawg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:08 amOkay, In accordance with title 5 of the California Education Code, I am certified learning disabled, short bus rider.Perpetual Burn wrote: ↑Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:21 pmA Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.
Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"
The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"
The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"
I didn't get the punch line?
When he yelled "Cheese and rice!" He was trying to say Jesus Christ...
Hope that helps... or I'll try to find you a shorter bus.

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i really like the new temple design, it’s definitely a New Direction.
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A local outdoor retailer advertised a "Magic Fish Scaler".
I called and asked the customer service representative if they knew where I could catch some "Magic Fish".
I called and asked the customer service representative if they knew where I could catch some "Magic Fish".
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Have not had sex in so long , I put on flip-flops just to remember the sound 

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Waiter: "Would you like a drink?"
Jesus: "Water is fine."
Jesus: [looks directly into camera]
Jesus: "Water is fine."
Jesus: [looks directly into camera]
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With Canoe it's not a question of spit or swallow...………………………...it's sink or swim!!!
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Or paddle...
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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I was told that it would be helpful to write letters to everyone who has wronged me, then burn them.
That worked really well...………………………..but what do I do with all these letters???
That worked really well...………………………..but what do I do with all these letters???

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now!!!
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McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King.
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"I thought I was in love with Okra, but it turns out it was really her sister Gravy. And when Gravy brings her friend French Fries..."
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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Consciousness contains all Multiverse
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
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A man sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As he's waiting he hears a small voice, "Nice shirt." He looks around, but doesn't see anyone else aside from the tender at the far end of the bar.
"Great tie," The voice says again. Confused the man continues to look around.
"Wow, you're handsome," the little voice adds just as the bartender comes back with the man's drink.
"Am I going crazy or am I hearing voices," the man asks the bartender with an uncomfortable chuckle.
"Oh," the bartender says, nodding at the bowl by the man's elbow, "It's the peanuts, they're complimentary."
"Great tie," The voice says again. Confused the man continues to look around.
"Wow, you're handsome," the little voice adds just as the bartender comes back with the man's drink.
"Am I going crazy or am I hearing voices," the man asks the bartender with an uncomfortable chuckle.
"Oh," the bartender says, nodding at the bowl by the man's elbow, "It's the peanuts, they're complimentary."
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Re: your stupid joke here
You know those kids that grew up thinking they had imaginary friends?
With facebook they have 100s!!!

With facebook they have 100s!!!



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Mail order brides were popular in the Old West in the United States.
After much letter writing back and forth, the bride to be arrived at the train station in Blacks Fork, Utah.
The husband (Joe) to be was waiting with his horse and carriage to bring his future wife to his home.
He ran a successful cattle ranch and lived quite a ways from town.
They rode together silently, and about 5 miles into the ride, the horse pulling the carriage stumbled and fell.
Joe went to the horse, and compassionately helped him stand up, held the horses head in his hands, looked in his eyes and said : “That’s one.”
Forty minutes later, the horse stumbled again. Again, Joe lovingly helped the horse up, looked in his eyes and said : “That’s two.”
Then again, very near the ranch, the horse stumbled and fell.
Joe removed the harness, reins, and shot the horse dead.
The wife to be screamed out: “Why did you do that to that beautiful horse?”
Joe answered: “That’s one.”
After much letter writing back and forth, the bride to be arrived at the train station in Blacks Fork, Utah.
The husband (Joe) to be was waiting with his horse and carriage to bring his future wife to his home.
He ran a successful cattle ranch and lived quite a ways from town.
They rode together silently, and about 5 miles into the ride, the horse pulling the carriage stumbled and fell.
Joe went to the horse, and compassionately helped him stand up, held the horses head in his hands, looked in his eyes and said : “That’s one.”
Forty minutes later, the horse stumbled again. Again, Joe lovingly helped the horse up, looked in his eyes and said : “That’s two.”
Then again, very near the ranch, the horse stumbled and fell.
Joe removed the harness, reins, and shot the horse dead.
The wife to be screamed out: “Why did you do that to that beautiful horse?”
Joe answered: “That’s one.”
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The cow does not give milk ...... Is that a milk dud or an utter failure ???
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if jumping over a barb wire fence, it could be udder destruction...unjonharley wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:47 pmThe cow does not give milk ...... Is that a milk dud or an utter failure ???
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"DO NOT TOUCH" must be the scariest thing to read in braille.
Make it, enjoy it, let it go.
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