your stupid joke here

[Perpetual Burn]

A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.

Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"

The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"

The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"

[FIGJAM]

People laughed when I said I'd be funny when I grew up.

Well their not laughing now.....HA!!!

[TT120]

I had a hard time finding this.

[Perpetual Burn]

BREAKING NEWS;

Ellen DeGeneres was found face down in Rikki Lake.

[Guard Dawg]

A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.

Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"

The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"

The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"

Okay, In accordance with title 5 of the California Education Code, I am certified learning disabled, short bus rider.

I didn't get the punch line?

[Perpetual Burn]

Why don't you want to be a dick?

Because your closest friends are a couple of nuts and an asshole... and your best friend is a cunt.

[Perpetual Burn]

A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.

Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"

The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"

The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"

Okay, In accordance with title 5 of the California Education Code, I am certified learning disabled, short bus rider.

I didn't get the punch line?

Lolz...

When he yelled "Cheese and rice!" He was trying to say Jesus Christ...

Hope that helps... or I'll try to find you a shorter bus.

[Simon of the Playa]

i really like the new temple design, it’s definitely a New Direction.

[Meat Hunter]

A local outdoor retailer advertised a "Magic Fish Scaler".

I called and asked the customer service representative if they knew where I could catch some "Magic Fish".

[Simon of the Playa]

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[tatonka]

Have not had sex in so long , I put on flip-flops just to remember the sound

[Canoe]

Waiter: "Would you like a drink?"

Jesus: "Water is fine."

Jesus: [looks directly into camera]

[FIGJAM]

With Canoe it's not a question of spit or swallow...………………………...it's sink or swim!!!

[Canoe]

Or paddle...

[FIGJAM]

I was told that it would be helpful to write letters to everyone who has wronged me, then burn them.

That worked really well...………………………..but what do I do with all these letters???

[Simon of the Playa]

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[Simon of the Playa]

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[FIGJAM]

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[FIGJAM]

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now!!!

[Perpetual Burn]

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McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King.

[Simon of the Playa]

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[Canoe]

"I thought I was in love with Okra, but it turns out it was really her sister Gravy. And when Gravy brings her friend French Fries..."

[Perpetual Burn]

[Asherbeez]

A man sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As he's waiting he hears a small voice, "Nice shirt." He looks around, but doesn't see anyone else aside from the tender at the far end of the bar.

"Great tie," The voice says again. Confused the man continues to look around.

"Wow, you're handsome," the little voice adds just as the bartender comes back with the man's drink.

"Am I going crazy or am I hearing voices," the man asks the bartender with an uncomfortable chuckle.

"Oh," the bartender says, nodding at the bowl by the man's elbow, "It's the peanuts, they're complimentary."