your stupid joke here

[Perpetual Burn]

A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.

Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"

The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"

The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"

[FIGJAM]

People laughed when I said I'd be funny when I grew up.

Well their not laughing now.....HA!!!

[TT120]

I had a hard time finding this.

[Perpetual Burn]

BREAKING NEWS;

Ellen DeGeneres was found face down in Rikki Lake.

[Guard Dawg]

A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.

Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"

The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"

The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"

Okay, In accordance with title 5 of the California Education Code, I am certified learning disabled, short bus rider.

I didn't get the punch line?

[Perpetual Burn]

Why don't you want to be a dick?

Because your closest friends are a couple of nuts and an asshole... and your best friend is a cunt.

[Perpetual Burn]

A Japanese man was on vacation in America. He decided to play a round of golf. When he tees off, he slices the ball badly.

Frustrated, he yells, "Cheese and rice!"

The Americans waiting behind him laugh a little confused and ask, "What did you say?"

The Japanese man responds, "What you no know you own God?!"

Okay, In accordance with title 5 of the California Education Code, I am certified learning disabled, short bus rider.

I didn't get the punch line?

Lolz...

When he yelled "Cheese and rice!" He was trying to say Jesus Christ...

Hope that helps... or I'll try to find you a shorter bus.