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Re: your stupid joke here

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Re: your stupid joke here

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Perpetual Burn » Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:18 am

Just heard this one from the madman in front of the 711...

"I don't have OCD. I have CDO... cause they're in alphabetical order like they're supposed to be!"
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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:15 am

here’s some other shit you wrote, perpy.

wow, you really are a stupid anti-semite aren’t you, sweetie...

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Dr. Pyro » Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:19 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:15 am
here’s some other shit you wrote, perpy.

wow, you really are a stupid anti-semite aren’t you, sweetie...


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I do not understand why this is in the "your stupid joke here" thread.

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Re: your stupid joke here

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by ygmir » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:34 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:19 pm
Simon of the Playa wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:15 am
here’s some other shit you wrote, perpy.

wow, you really are a stupid anti-semite aren’t you, sweetie...


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I do not understand why this is in the "your stupid joke here" thread.
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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by lucky420 » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:57 pm

ygmir wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:34 pm
Dr. Pyro wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:19 pm
Simon of the Playa wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:15 am
here’s some other shit you wrote, perpy.

wow, you really are a stupid anti-semite aren’t you, sweetie...


406A9054-302C-4169-91EC-9FBBAB1B2A67.jpeg
I do not understand why this is in the "your stupid joke here" thread.
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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:41 pm

ok, Bammer...
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Post by FIGJAM » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:17 am

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

One's a Goodyear, and the other is a GREAT year!!!
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Post by ygmir » Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:01 pm

FIGJAM wrote:
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 (used) condoms?

One's a Goodyear, and the other is a GREAT year!!!
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Fuck Yeah!!! Lets Do It.😁

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by FIGJAM » Thu Apr 09, 2020 7:01 am

Don't get the discount circumcision !

It's a rip off!!!
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^^OUCH!!
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by sadie » Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:39 am

Donald Trump
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sadie wrote:
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Donald Trump
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Post by ^Rhino! » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:12 am

FIGJAM wrote:
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Don't get the discount circumcision !

It's a rip off!!!
And whatever happens,never let Lorena Bobbit be a guest celebrity host on "Chopped" . I can see it now as she holds the meat cleaver in her hand - " Chef - - - -- you have been chopped!"
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Post by Canoe » Mon Jun 01, 2020 1:55 pm

2020: the year of no pants
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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Canoe » Mon Jun 01, 2020 2:03 pm

In Aus they have sacred 'Dreaming' sites. Best I can figure out, anything may be a 'Dreaming': a grove of trees may be a Wallaby Dreaming, a stretch of gravel in the desert may be a Perentie Dreaming. A dreaming may be where something happened. A dreaming 'thing' may be based on an insect or animal, a religious figure, a mythical creature, a mythical spirit/being, etc.. (they have a number of 'monsters'). A hill may look like the Dreaming thing that died there and became that hill.

Then there's this...
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Re: your stupid joke here

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by FIGJAM » Sun Jun 14, 2020 6:50 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get his picture taken with a bible in front of a church!!!
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Post by ^Rhino! » Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:38 am

I used to be an addict to the hokey poky and then I turned my life around.,,,
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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by ^Rhino! » Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:43 am

FIGJAM wrote:
Sun Jun 14, 2020 6:50 am
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove conclusively to the armadillo that the act was possible.

Why are armadillos consistently expanding their range northward in the US?
To get the fuck away from the damn daredevil chickens.
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