The Empress

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:51 pm

Yeah mofo's! Im on The Empresses pay roll and shes on my jock, how many people can say that and live huh! :twisted:

nymphgonebad · Postby **nymphgonebad** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:54 pm

he's really a sweet boy.

he just likes to set shit on fire.

anyone got a problem with that?

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:58 pm

*dances in his victims ashes* Napalm for everyone!

clandyone · Postby **clandyone** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:18 pm

What?

nymphgonebad · Postby **nymphgonebad** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:19 pm

he is a child.

mmmmmm - jailbait!

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:57 pm

Im no child but yes jailbait for the next month and a half

nymphgonebad · Postby **nymphgonebad** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:00 pm

BurnWithin wrote:Im no child but yes jailbait for the next month and a half

true.

sorry baby - you certainly are a man.

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:10 pm

Np dollface, just keep that tuche tight and that them lips on mine

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:12 pm

how could 3 people say no to loving you. I mean theres no way!. blasphamy!

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:23 am

night empress call me

J · Postby J » Sun Sep 28, 2003 5:13 am

I love you, with all my liver. And that's my favourite organ, well my favourite internal organ.

Ivy · Postby **Ivy** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:45 am

"...the seat of love should be in liver. Heart muscle is tough. Every attempt to repair liver opens up new wounds until it’s ruined. "

Paraphrased from Barbara Kingsolver's Animal Dreams

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 2:09 pm

*just relized how fucking far empress is from him....goes back to playing midnight club 2 wishing he could use one of these cars to see her*

J · Postby J » Sun Sep 28, 2003 8:38 pm

Aristotle (I may be wrong with the philosopher) thouhgt that the liver was the seat of emotions.

J

Kinetic · Postby **Kinetic** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:16 pm

I miss the Princess....the unmarried, ultimate reason for moving to SF Princess.

Actually I like The Empress, but I loved the name Princess Strych-9 too!

Raheer · Postby **Raheer** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:52 pm

Consider: the ancient Egyptians believed that the seat of emotions was the spleen....

nymphgonebad · Postby **nymphgonebad** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:33 pm

i am the empresss.

i was the princess, but i got a promotion.

i am still the princess - i am six years old, and my name is alice, dark princess. i stepped thru the doors of perception and found myself in wonderland.

since i went thru de-tox, the strych-9 was lost from the title, but i am still strych-9.

i am also d.j. sphinx - i am a mer-cat goddess who gaurds the temple.

i am chameleon cat, sister to chesire cat: my eyes are fractal kalidescopes, ever changing, always seeking.

my brothers and sisters are legion: my army is made of love.

bleessed be - empress strych-9

KristieEB · Postby **KristieEB** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:47 am

The modern day Berbers in North Africa believe the liver is the seat of love ... which makes for interesting (to us) date conversation. "you have stolen my liver!" the exact same phrases we use but replacing heart with liver.

i read that in the wall street journal of all places.

*wry*

antron · Postby **antron** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:55 am

KristieEB wrote:... the liver is the seat of love ... the wall street journal...

who says money can't buy me love?

OregonRed · Postby **OregonRed** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:51 pm

alice wrote:i am the empresss.

i was the princess, but i got a promotion.

i am still the princess - i am six years old, and my name is alice, dark princess. i stepped thru the doors of perception and found myself in wonderland.

since i went thru de-tox, the strych-9 was lost from the title, but i am still strych-9.

i am also d.j. sphinx - i am a mer-cat goddess who gaurds the temple.

i am chameleon cat, sister to chesire cat: my eyes are fractal kalidescopes, ever changing, always seeking.

my brothers and sisters are legion: my army is made of love.

bleessed be - empress strych-9

And this is why we love you.

Long live the Empress!

JezebelinHell · Postby **JezebelinHell** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:49 am

Empress is a huge step up from Princess. You should be very very proud. And yeah, I love you for sure.

JezebelinHell · Postby **JezebelinHell** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:53 am

So, after a long phone conversation with our beloved Empress, it's been determined that the two of us will be tying the knot sometime in the very near future. Just wondering if there's anything I should be warned about. i.e., does she chew with her mouth open? Hog the covers? Leave the seat up? Just wondering what I've gotten myself into.

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:44 am

Not if I have anything to say about it :evil:

JezebelinHell · Postby **JezebelinHell** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:50 am

Aww...jailbait's jealous. Wanna be our flower girl?

Hehehe, you know I love you bud. But I gotta pick on you for sicking that Satan emoticon on me.

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:13 am

JezebelinHell wrote:Aww...jailbait's jealous. Wanna be our flower girl?

Hehehe, you know I love you bud. But I gotta pick on you for sicking that Satan emoticon on me.

*throws his gloves down*

You be our flower girl, you'd be much cuter with your 12 yr old looks.
*pinches her cheek*

Jailbait strider will win!

JezebelinHell · Postby **JezebelinHell** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:16 am

Hey, I've already got a wedding set up. What do you have? NOTHING! NOTHING I TELL YOU!!!! I'll tell her you said 'hi' when I see her this weekend though. :arrow:

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:21 am

I have lots more then what you know of woman!.

Angry lezbo! Ill show you!. How about if I goto the party Ill say hi for you

JezebelinHell · Postby **JezebelinHell** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:24 am

Hmm...well, I have a job, money, and a car, so I think my chances for going to the party are a little better than yours.

Don't worry Jailbait, I'll give her a big kiss for ya.

JezebelinHell · Postby **JezebelinHell** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:27 am

Why are flame wars so much more fun when you're having them with your friends?

BurningShadow · Postby **BurningShadow** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:39 am

Ha ha, you may have that but I seem to have an appendige that you dont seem to have.
Not to mention....the fact that Im strider, no1 can resist strider. Especially with everything I got to offer lets see; getting 30 g's a ***, also get out of jail free cards up the ass. Almost anything fun and illegal, and get away with it.

So you got a car, some money, and a job whcih you work nights for. Big deal, Im a good con man how much you wanna bet Ill get there before you?

The Empress

Do you love The Empress?

The Empress

wooo napalm!

JailBait

Re: JailBait

grins

growl!~

the empress unplugged

Re: the empress unplugged

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