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Sylvia
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Post by Sylvia » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:39 am

Dear Alice,

I'd really like to have sex with you. Will I ever get the chance, and will I be bold enough to take it?

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Lust4Life

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Post by alice » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:24 pm

Sylvia wrote:Dear Alice,

I'd really like to have sex with you. Will I ever get the chance, and will I be bold enough to take it?

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Lust4Life

dear L4L -

oh, if i had a dollar for every person who wanted to have sex with me....

...i'd still be completely broke.

sad, isn't it?

i'm tremendously flattered but your timing sucks. so does mine, so don't feel bad.

as for your boldness, was it ever in question?

if the circumstances were different, i'd be all over that shit. since they're not, how bout a hot tub instead?

love,


alice
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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Post by SED » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:37 pm

I'm in!

Zat mean your stateside?
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Post by alice » Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:29 pm

uh, where have you been for the last two weeks?

yes, i am.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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Post by SED » Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:48 pm

I'm a banana, in case you've been craving tropical fruit.
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Post by Guest » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:14 pm

hey alice can i ask to have sex with ya????

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Post by alice » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:14 pm

chengwahkuo wrote:hey alice can i ask to have sex with ya????

i think you already have, darlin.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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Post by alice » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:24 pm

SED wrote:I'm a banana, in case you've been craving tropical fruit.
well, sed, i have indeed been craving tropical fruit.

not all that crazy about bananas, tho.

too bad you're not a mango.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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mango huh

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:57 pm

i'll be anything you want.....

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Re: mango huh

Post by alice » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:59 pm

chengwahkuo wrote:i'll be anything you want.....

how bout a bacon cheeseburger with fries?
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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bacon cheeseburger

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:04 pm

i thought u were on atkins

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Re: bacon cheeseburger

Post by alice » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:08 pm

chengwahkuo wrote:i thought u were on atkins
made me sick as a dog.


besides, the occaisional cheeseburger won't kill me.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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Post by sphene » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:13 pm

I can't keep current with this thread. What should I do?

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Post by alice » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:18 pm

sphene wrote:I can't keep current with this thread. What should I do?
how bout writing alice a letter?

you know, dear alice, i'm a cheeseburger. i have no pickles - what should i do?
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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Post by nipples » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:22 pm

I keep looking for love where I know I can not find it.
Do I know "Where is LOVE?" but avoid it?

This is breaking my balls here. Breaking my balls.

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Post by alice » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:28 pm

nipples wrote:I keep looking for love where I know I can not find it.
Do I know "Where is LOVE?" but avoid it?

This is breaking my balls here. Breaking my balls.

stop looking.

and it will find you.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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Post by nipples » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:18 pm

You are wise, Mount Alice.

I keep thinking i've hung it,
said i'm done wid it, but still..

I am hopeful that I can find love..
not jump it like a commando in the forest

That by virtue of my DOING something
a DISCOVERY can be made to wrought stability
to my heart & mind

Yet then it is most assuredly, that my heart beats
like a chipmunk, in fear

That PROVIDENCE will not suffice?
i do suppose
it is that.

To borrow from amnesia on the haiku thread,
am i "empty of pretext"?
Or, from P.J. Harvey, ""is this desire?"

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Post by alice » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:28 pm

be still, my beating, aching heart.


how very lovely.


thank you dear.

one does not expect to find such beauty in a forum such as this.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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Post by Lydia Love » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:15 pm

one does not expect to find such beauty in a forum such as this.
one does when there is a Nipples about.
It's all about the squirrels.

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Post by alice » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:33 pm

'tis true, ms. love.

our nipples is a silver tongued angel.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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Post by Angry Butterfly » Thu Dec 25, 2003 9:43 pm

Alice, write me! I'm not on eplaya anymore, If you dont have my email anymore, just look on tribe.net under my real name.
I took the road less traveled, and now I would like to go back and find the paved one.

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Tail tucked runners.

Post by DE FACTO » Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:15 pm

hey Alice ,
I have a question for ya.

why is it that some eplayans here have a tendency to tuck thier tails and run when they pose a challenge and I answer the challenge with a logical answer only to have my follow up not answered or not answered with a logical answer not answered?

do you think it's my breath or something.
I mean hey.....I've been a pretty good punching bag on this board and I've always gotten back up.

It's all about love, is'nt it?

:lol:

and i really miss Angry Butterfly
even though...........

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Post by Tancorix » Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:24 pm

I miss Alice and Angry Butterfly / Anti-Butterfly.

As for the first question...perhaps they are "distracted" and can't respond to you right now.

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Post by Anti Butterfly » Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:50 pm

I miss Alice and Angry Butterfly / Anti-Butterfly.
Admit it, you always liked me best!
things are not always what they seem

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Post by DE FACTO » Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:52 pm

Anti Butterfly wrote:
I miss Alice and Angry Butterfly / Anti-Butterfly.
Admit it, you always liked me best!
:lol:
even though...........

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Post by Tancorix » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:02 pm

I like Alice and both of you. Don't make me pick favorites because I'm not going to do it.

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Post by DE FACTO » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:09 pm

:lol:
even though...........

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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:46 pm

What ever happened to Alice?
Where are ya honey? And where is that awesome avatar o- your derrier?
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by BlueBirdPoof » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:54 am

Hey Butterfly(ies)
Thanks for the momentary gentle brush of your wings. . .

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Post by Last Real Burner » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:30 pm

Alice doesn't live here anymore. :roll:

irreverently,
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