To lighten things up -

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:05 pm

So - I just had a root canal, and my jaw hurts. I am watching a "murder she wrote" marathon, and have just had an epiphany -

Why has this woman not been arrested? She is obviously a serial killer, I have only been involved in one homicide in my life. This woman has a friend, acquaintence, or neigbor knocked off weekly. FBI needs to get all over this one.

any other goofy observations?

later

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:27 pm

>>>> I have only been involved in one homicide in my life<<<<

why did you do it.?. love, money, boredom,,,?...

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:28 pm

>>>>any other goofy observations? <<<<

yes,,, your watching a, "murder she wrote"' marathon.....

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:33 pm

Haha. I had the same observation about "Monk", but my theory was that he's so observant that these things happen all the time and we just don't notice.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:06 pm

MikeVDS wrote:Haha. I had the same observation about "Monk", but my theory was that he's so observant that these things happen all the time and we just don't notice.

Well, since I, like Monk, have had troubles with OCD, I can tell you: You are absolutely correct! (Unlike Monk, I choose to ignore them.)

B.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:25 pm

And by involved I mean I responded as a medic to the scene, and the marathon is because I have the most sensitive jaw in the world, The root canal I had done this morning has made me grumpy, and I cant reach the remote, my laptop however is in my lap.

I have not left my couch in 9 hours, if i had a diaper id use it right now.

Later all.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:45 pm

Well, since you don't have a diaper, I suggest you don't try to use it...!

B.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:28 pm

mdmf007 wrote: if i had a diaper id use it right now.

If it hadn't been for the urinary infection and having to have someone carry the bag when I moved, I'd say the Foley catheter was one of the best things that happened to me.

It's different for men.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:51 am

I can't think of anything cheery related to homicide, so I'll just throw out something else.

On burn notice tonight, an angry phone call-

"Why did the head of the Libyan secret police send me a basket of fruit?
The FBI is all over my lawn right now."

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:12 am

I was riding in a friend's car, some time back, when all of a sudden it hit me..."Rice-A-Roni....It's rice, and macaroni!" I said... and then my friend pulled the car over and said, "GET OUT!!!!".

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:54 am

Murder-She-Roni ?

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:03 pm

[quote="robotland"]I was riding in a friend's car, some time back, when all of a sudden it hit me..."Rice-A-Roni....It's [i]rice[/i], and [i]macaroni[/i]!" I said... and then my friend pulled the car over and said, "GET OUT!!!!".[/quote]

You must get a different brand cause theres no Roni in my Rice-A-Roni
just rice
little seed looking things
some little spice thngies
long grain rice
and a packet of some powder stuff

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:12 pm

[quote="From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"]Rice-A-Roni is a product of The Quaker Oats Company. It is a boxed food mix that consists of rice, vermicelli, seasonings, and sometimes other ingredients.

Vermicelli (Italian: ver-mih-CHEL-lee, lit. â€œlittle wormsâ€

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:36 pm

>>>>You must get a different brand cause theres no Roni in my Rice-A-Roni <<<<

the "roni" in rice-a-roni is orzo pasta. little rice shaped pasta.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:55 pm

robotland wrote:I was riding in a friend's car, some time back, when all of a sudden it hit me..."Rice-A-Roni....It's rice, and macaroni!" I said... and then my friend pulled the car over and said, "GET OUT!!!!".

Had you guys been smoking the power from packet in the Rice-A-Roni box again?!?

B.